mousemaylikecheese
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Post by mousemaylikecheese on Sept 29, 2008 15:07:26 GMT -5
the day the music died due to its being squashed by Horace Slughorn-58
Yay! I, Voldemort, no longer Tom Marvolo Riddle was Born to Rune!-14
Fourteen is the magic number. I need cheesecake, you numskull. Albatross!-172
Vector is googlewhacked.-32
Barnaby looks decidedly like Ebenezer, for Will says he will make one's waterfowl look like one's corvid.-1
Friends, Romans, Death Eaters, lend me your bloody ears, for I must feed the shark!-135,000
Defenestrate the nanosecond foot and calamari-393
Nanny Ogg, incidentally, poured the potion into his ear.-40
There is a conspiracy theory involving the fact that Moist von Lipwig is the child of Lady Margolotta and Vetinari-1
Esmerelda Weatherwax loves Mustrum Ridcully and vice versa-4
Voldemort was trying not to laugh at the fact that Lucius was quite obviously patting the goat while referring to it as a house elf-64
There is evil there that does not sleep with a pancake on its strawberry head-6,480
While woolgathering within McDonalds-1,440
Voldemort dutifully kissed Minerva's eyebrow-488
Flamingos are fuschia coloured-12,000
Porcupines make extremely soft pillows-5,310
Will Turner was left hopping on one foot with a very large turnip in his mouth and a monkey eating a gherkin dangling from his hand-153
Lucius Malfoy was left eating his own monopoly-450
Elrond defenestrated the identity matrix in frustration, for he was not happy with his algebra-6
Merope poked the angel hair squash and burnt her finger, so she fled the oven-24
Upon noticing that he was surrounded by elves, Snape wrote "flamingo" on his office door-104
Prostetnic Jeltz says my universe makes me look like a Mohenjo Daren-0
Police officer, I do declare that he ate my mannequin!-1,830
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Schmergo
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Post by Schmergo on Sept 29, 2008 15:33:18 GMT -5
Mouse, you never fail to make me erupt in most-unladylike guffaws. These are trippily, bizarrely hilarious.
"Friends, Romans, Death Eaters, lend me your bloody ears, for I must feed the shark!-" That's amazing. I remember when we were reading Julius Caesar sophomore year, Aku liked to go around saying, "Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your ears, and I'll sing you a sing, and I'll try not to sing out of key!"
"Voldemort dutifully kissed Minerva's eyebrow"-- MUST. WRITE. FIC. USING. THAT. LINE.
Dang that Prostetnic Jeltz.
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Post by bb on Sept 30, 2008 1:20:04 GMT -5
the blackish green hippopatamuses were pink- 5 (ish)
jordan is a fruity- 532000
moist von lipwig von moist- 41800
going postal is making money- 360000
Koko- 54,400,000 (And the first one was: Koko (gorilla) - [Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia] Koko (born July 4, 1971, in San Francisco, California) is a lowland gorilla who, according to Francine 'Penny' Patterson, is able to understand more than ...)
BB rox- 932000
Potter's Pentagon- 776000
~BB
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mousemaylikecheese
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Post by mousemaylikecheese on Oct 1, 2008 16:02:28 GMT -5
Mouse, you never fail to make me erupt in most-unladylike guffaws. These are trippily, bizarrely hilarious. "Friends, Romans, Death Eaters, lend me your bloody ears, for I must feed the shark!-" That's amazing. I remember when we were reading Julius Caesar sophomore year, Aku liked to go around saying, "Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your ears, and I'll sing you a sing, and I'll try not to sing out of key!" "Voldemort dutifully kissed Minerva's eyebrow"-- MUST. WRITE. FIC. USING. THAT. LINE. Dang that Prostetnic Jeltz. Inspiration for the first came from Hamlet's and my quoting Shakespeare at each other and from the Gothic Archies song "Shipwrecked"I am actually writing a crazy fic from which I drew the "Voldemort dutifully kissed Minerva on the eyebrow" as well as "There is evil there that does not sleep with a pancake on its strawberry head." Furthermore, Nymphadora wears a tee with a fuchsia colored flamingo on it, along with very accurate prints of pecan shells. It includes: Wannabe-communist-Sirius, knitter Snape, Tom Bombadil Mycroft Riddle, Utterly-crazy-"mustelid"-Minerva McGonagall, a barracuda-fish-bird thing, and Draco, who keeps speaking in weird accents, and Harry, who kind of narrates the whole thing. Oh, yes, and the Prostetnic Jeltz thing is borrowed from a parody I am thinking of writing of TMBG's "The Mesopotamians", entitled "The Dark Lord Wannabes":
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mousemaylikecheese
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Post by mousemaylikecheese on Oct 2, 2008 15:28:09 GMT -5
The mimes were promptly gaoled for singing about imaginary numbers.-358
Hamlet impaled me with a unicorn. -28,700
Monseigneur Myriel is EVIL, I tell you, and he lacks a mushroom!-1
Greetings, my oochy-coochy Death Eaters!-0
"Les Misérables are miserable."-1
The computer ate my llama.-197,000
All you need is a Frodo tractor-2,550
Avada, Prostetnic Jeltz!-1
Avast, ye lobsters!-3,640
I do believe you are a mustelid.-2,010
Ridcully failed spectacularly at playing NetHack.-2
Moist von Lipwig is studying stockings.-43
Leonard of Quirm fell into a loom.-9
i is evil!-112,000,000
There is a clown, waiter, in my coffee.-26,800
barracudas, trombones, Oedipus complexes, basilisks, and Narn i Chin Hurin-2
Let's decapitate Google, boys and girls!-79,800
Tom Bombadil Mycroft Riddle couldn't find the windows on his much hated computer-5
I love Voldershmookins-2
Voldy loves the difference quotient.-4
What is Snape's opinion on Maclaurin +polynomials?-7
Orion Black is a Marxist!-6,650
and Rodolphus cried His onions hurt, you crouton!-1
Merlela is extremely tired of Romeo.-0
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mousemaylikecheese
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Post by mousemaylikecheese on Oct 27, 2008 14:24:36 GMT -5
Cap'n Jack Sparrow fled the oven!-232
It is extremely cold here, mustachio.-572
Austria will never rule the world!-302,000
Parasite universe thingummies?-95
Syntax error: OBJECT cannot be defenestrated; window not found.-427
A frozen roc fell on a guillotine and all were deported to Lorien. -27
Particle man is in love with the very sad sack who's in love with withered hope who's in love with the picture of the crook in the book that's in love with a brand new motorbike which is under attack from the bee of the bird of the moth and wants to marry the sad bag.-103
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Post by beaternumber1 on Oct 30, 2008 16:08:13 GMT -5
Insanity always hides just behind the rainbow- 23, 000
Look the smurfs are red- 551, 000
The 50 foot man grabbed the pink toothbrush and floss- 3,140
Beaternumber1 is awesome! - 4
I the great and ugly! - 42,000,000
When i look at the sun my eyes burn-320, 000
"Blowing up pumpkins is fun" - 50
"That's not a dog! It's a New Zealand Blonde Squirrel!"-73,200
"Mirrior's lie, send them to the priciples office" - 307
"Bamby jumped out of the burning bush and began to shriek"-0
"'I can totally fly!' she said as she opened the window" -809, 000
"BOO"- 57,000,000
"The Crow's Nest" - 143,000
This is so fun!!
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Post by Beverly Marie on Dec 4, 2008 20:09:22 GMT -5
"do do do do do doo do-do do" - 925
"never go against a Sicilian when DEATH is on the line!" - 645
"ain't ain't a word so I ain't gonna say it. no, I ain't gonna say it no more" - 0
"chocolate tastes like licorice" - 0
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mousemaylikecheese
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Post by mousemaylikecheese on Dec 5, 2008 17:23:41 GMT -5
"You look like Sir Percy Blakeney!"-0
I said, to a very short choir director, "Off with your head!"-34
Chauvelin's idiotic nicotine addiction!-3
A dilapidated cat liked a rather unadulterated elephant.-897
Marius, bloody, bloody Marius, how I love thee, even IF the Senate doesn't.-25,800
Voldemort is utterly incapable of learning a programming language, I tell you!-150
Chortled seems to be a portmanteau word, my dear.-284
Eat this persimmon, you twitten!-33
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mousemaylikecheese
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Post by mousemaylikecheese on Feb 12, 2009 18:52:04 GMT -5
In which Snapcase proved the llama was a stupid ponce-8
The mangled cephalopod has eaten Saturn Aurelius Prince's wig!-179
Swordfishes for the order of the phoenix on march 15th-4,480
I threaten you with excellent strawberry yogurt and rancid yak milk!-329
And here you go with the Potions Master, Havelock Vetinari, Captain Jack Sparrow, and no dairy products whatsoever-1
He wears his heart in his socks, my dear chap.-11,500
This sentence contain no gramatical or mispeling errors.-209
Pettigrew and Voldemort argued vehemently over the latter's toga.-8
Beware the death of Julius Caesar, Pompey.-5,970
Eaten with worcestershire sauce while staring at the obsolete bourgeoisie-592
Nobody expects to see the Inquisition of Anachronism!-2,670
No more cake, no more rain, no more socialism, no more Mary Poppins, and, finitely, no more violent violins and anachronistic mustaches, Lucius.-36
Morbid, macabre mediocrity of Madam Medlock meeting Monsieur Marius with no more aliteration.-21
Square roots are opposed to the idea of Karl Marx in banana peel slippers.-442
In which a certain elf is rather demeaning and Boromir fails to die-126
noone is impersonating thauron's alter ego!-0
how to decapitate Chaubertine more ineffectively-0
how to decapitate Chauvelin more ineffectively-39
juggling Javert fruitlessly-96
Boromir is listening to his pop-tart-141
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mousemaylikecheese
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Post by mousemaylikecheese on Apr 15, 2009 19:18:44 GMT -5
Did you know that my state of Ohio is more popular than Snape! No, really! And yarn is, of course, more popular than Voldemort. (but not Harry himself... Aw) And Terry Pratchett is more consistently popular than Voldemort, but not strictly.
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mousemaylikecheese
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Post by mousemaylikecheese on Aug 10, 2009 9:26:58 GMT -5
Googling "Mouse" in other languages Returns, among other things, a wiki on translations of Frére Jacques!
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Post by mouse is not logged in on Mar 23, 2010 17:26:45 GMT -5
the use of dilapidated elephants in the detections of heirlooms by smell, Vetinari, Lord Havelock -0
just an endless supply of Voldershmookins-0
it makes me sing madame guillotine in history class, to their befuddlement-1260
Sometimes I feel a lot like Marius Pontmercy-126
Chauvelin shall triumph over his difficult Estonian lace shawl!-19
You shall not be admitted to the SAT, Schmoldervort!-0
No, Sirius Black, you may not attend the advance screening of "Blown Away" if you continue to sing "Elegance" at the top of your voice!-420
Chaubertin is a miserable singer of opera!-32
Gutenberg is the home of your inner yeti!-1300
Portkeying to Prague via Potted Plant-18
MisesQuill has no facial features, and it is about to batter the barricade in monocles!!!!!-0
Llamas don't like coffee flavored ice cream!-13,600 (Of which the first result involves Vermonty Python ice cream, it seems)
Infidels cause flagrant chocolate alpaca abuse!-4440
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