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Post by Luna Natashi on Aug 22, 2008 8:11:46 GMT -5
I was at my house on my deck with the Jonas Brothers, and we apparently were the best of friends. I asked them what their favourite musical was, and one of them said they didn't like musicals while the second said, "Hello, Dolly!"
Me: "Really? No way! That's my favourite musical, too!"
Then we all started singing "Hello, Dolly!".
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Post by E. R. O'Donnegale on Aug 24, 2008 14:27:05 GMT -5
Yes, very. My sister tries to strangle the Jonas brothers on a regular basis.
My friend Laurel had a dream that the cast of the play we were in were sitting around waiting for a fairy and she was very upset because Ryan would not give her his peach pit.
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Post by mousemaylikecheese on Aug 25, 2008 8:07:46 GMT -5
On Sunday morning, I had this dream that started out with me watching what was supposedly a modern movie of Les Miserables(which I haven't seen or read), only it took place in my local Kroger store by the bakery counter and the only thing it had in common with the plot of LM was that there was something about bread--there was nothing about theft, prison, or French revolutionaries. There was something about the fish-stick freezer. Then this middle aged woman with copper colored short curly hair walks out from the bakery counter and hugs the main character for some reason--either she was in love with the main person (I'm unsure what gender the main character was) or it was her long lost child. Skip to me running through this quasi-urban area that doesn't exist, past this library, the explanation of which is complicated: the main library of another county has recently moved, and I thought it was the main library, only having been to the new main library, I knew it wasn't, so I thought its architecture had changed from this other large branch that has never been their main library, and I thought it was the location of the old main library! Plus, it looked like this huge convent in this historic town with a German heritage that we had visited the day before. Then I came upon this verdant grassy area in a lot to my right where there was a swing set but with big clunky plastic ramps up to the swings. There were random girls who were apparently high schoolers on the swings, and they told me to come up, only once I climbed up the ramp, the one girl, who was sitting in this pod like swing basically told me to bug off. A few minutes later, I was sitting some place on the swing set, and this random girl who I think is Schmergo for some reason (no, I don't remember what she looked like) comes up; I think she has somebody else with her, who was possibly supposed to be Aku. Schmergo starts discussing this class schedule that is apparently supposed to be a college schedule for UC (University of Cincinnati), although it's for like the '09/'10 year, and I have the thought that even though they're a couple years ahead of me or so, we might run into each other at college, but upon consideration, I decide that I might not be going to college at UC, and instead I think of places in Kentucky and Michigan. Very odd dream...
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Post by Schmergo on Aug 25, 2008 11:59:04 GMT -5
Dude, that is an awesome dream. (And I once had a weird Les Miserables dream that took place at a bakery, where I was an evil version of young Cosette where I was trying to steal ice cream cakes from the bakery).
Speaking of Les Miserables, I had a really weird dream about a week ago--
I was at this weird camp that was all kids, no adults in sight. It was run by this boy who used to go to my school who I haven't talked to in three years. All of the cabins were round, muffin-shaped yurts with thatched roofs, and there was one long bath house that had a series of showers/bathtubs, toilets, and sinks randomly jumbled together with no stalls to speak of, so no one ever went in there except the real pervs. I'm not sure what the rest of us did when we had to go, because it was a DREAM, so things didn't make sense.
There were these rowboats lying around all over the place-- no water, just lying around randomly-- and people were sitting in them. I was sitting in one in front of my yurtlike cabin, and I remember being very disgruntled because my hair was spilling out onto the ground and getting dirt in it.
Then, Corbin Bleu (yes, from High School Musical, the boy with the frizzy poofy afro) walks out of the bathroom and randomly starts talking to me in German. I'm thinking "... do I know this guy...?" Because he's talking as though he knows me. After a few minutes, it dawns on me that Corbin Bleu is actually Frederic Dumont, a twenty-something German dude who belongs to my Les Miserables website. I distinctly remembered feeling that I didn't like him in real life.
Then, Wickedgrl and I escaped back to my house, and there was a fire in the basement. Nobody really cared for some reason-- my mom was just like, "We'll leave it 'till it goes out." When I wanted to put it out, she said that it would get the carpet wet.
Then, for the REALLY weird part. I opened an extra door in my upstairs hall that doesn't exist, and I walked through it into this totally transparent room. You couldn't see the walls, floor, or ceiling at all, so it looked like I was walking on air. There were three yellow phones just kind of floating there. I picked one up, and there was this weird answering machine where you're supposed to leave a comment about any actor you think is talented. I left a comment for Michael Ball (probably dreamed this bit because I signed the guestbook on his fan site the other day).
Then, I was eating spaghetti (I hate spaghetti, but I liked it in my dream) at my house with my family and one of my friends, and all of a sudden, Michael Ball comes inside the house to drop off my purse! (I lost it on a ride at an amusement park-- it blew into a meadow I wasn't allowed to access, and the park people said they'd mail it to me in a few days). The first thing out of my mouth was, "I left a message about you earlier today!" And he goes, "Yeah, that's how I traced your address to drop this off." That makes no sense.
Anyway, he randomly sat down and started eating dinner with my family (at this point, Wickedgrl had magically disappeared from the dream), and then all of a sudden he started talking about writing a fanfiction that shipped Cosette and Gavroche, and he said, "Because Gavroche is about fourteen by the end of the book, so if he didn't die, he'd be older than Cosette." This also makes no sense, but it made sense in the dream. And he also said that he'd always wanted to play Thenardier! Later in the dream, I started singing songs with him, which I'd never do if I met him in real life, because I'd be embarrassed to let someone as brilliant as Michael Ball hear me singing.
I don't remember what happened in this part of the dream, but at some point, the fire in the house spread drastically and the whole house was on fire, including the front door. My mom was freaking out and yelling, "Why didn't you put it out!" And I was yelling, "MOM! You told me it'd wreck the carpet!"
Everyone was trying to escape, but no one could (I hope Michael Ball was okay!), and I managed to crash through the big front window into the yard, in a manner similar to the Cowardly Lion. My dad was randomly standing in the yard, and he started yelling at me for breaking the window. I kept yelling, "THE HOUSE IS ON FIRE! WE HAVE TO SAVE PEOPLE!" and stuff, and there were flames billowing out of the house, but my dad just kept yelling and yelling at me and saying not to interrupt him and that we'd talk about this later and stuff.
When I woke up, I thought my dad was still mad at me and I still thought the house was on fire.
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Post by E. R. O'Donnegale on Aug 29, 2008 13:54:11 GMT -5
Wow...that's...wow. I don't think any of my friends have dreams as strange as you do and McJane had a dream that Analise (Ryan's older sister) had her own TV show and I had the first season on DVD.
Speaking of Ryan, I had a dream the other night that he was trying to kill me. And not one of the fun ones either. (Strangely, I DO have fun dreams where Ryan is trying to kill me.)
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Post by Schmergo on Aug 29, 2008 16:25:48 GMT -5
Okay, this dream's a bit disturbing, so don't anyone get offended...
Well, my family was at the National Zoo, but it didn't look like the regular National Zoo. There are a lot of reocurring themes in my dreams, and one is zoos. Whenever I dream about any zoo, it always looks the same-- big, posh, fancy, like a zoo from "Zoo Tycoon," and then I turn a corner and it's run down and in filthy, horrible condition, absolutely heartbreaking. Bears ALWAYS escape at this part of the dream.
Anyway, then my family decided to go to this famous zoo in Australia that I don't believe actually exists. We got on the airplane, and the flight only took about half an hour. I don't remember visiting the Australian zoo at all, because the dream shifted to a totally different part, but there might be parts of the dream I can't remember anymore.
It was the first day of school. I was going to all of my classes, but the school layout was like the unusual, different layout that it is in my dreams, where there are lots and lots of floors with mazelike halls, and the bottom floor is the biggest with each floor getting progressively smaller. And lots of glassed-in walkways and indoor bridges. I have recurring dreams where I can't find my math classroom-- always math. I'm wandering up staircases and hallways and always end up crying in the library because I can't find my math class. Sometimes, there's a weird hunchbacked guy in the library who has a genetic disease that makes him age impossibly fast, but he wasn't in this dream. Which is good, because he always freaks me out. Sometimes his dad is in the dream, too, and he freaks me out, too.
But in this dream, I was talking to this girl, Anna (who I barely know in real life) about how I constantly dream that I can't find my math class, but how I was going to eat lunch in the hallway right in front of the math class so that I wouldn't lose my way this time. I was eating lunch in front of the math classroom, feeling very clever. Then, after lunch, I stopped by my drama teacher's room and got a bag of Laffy Taffy from her. Then, I got on a bus and went home, sharing the Laffy Taffy with everyone on the bus and at my house. That was when I realized that I never went to math class, and started freaking out.
Somehow, I ended up in the school library, even though I'd already made it home. Just like in all of my dreams, the library was actually my elementary school library (whenever I dream about a school, the school looks the same, whether it's my elementary school, my other elementary school, my middle school, my high school, Hogwarts, or one of my friends' schools), and a weird door connected the library to a doctor's office. I walked through the doctor's office into some sort of mall.
In between all of the stores in the mall, there were weird niches and alcoves carved into the wall, filled with bean bag chairs and pillows. You couldn't see the people in them when you were walking along the mall, but if you sat in them, you could see out just fine. I think the walls were curved or something so people couldn't see in the alcoves, I'm not sure. Well, I went and sat in one, and when I arrived, Aku, Kane, Thanquol, Frik, and Nemo were all there, just like Aku's birthday party!
We were all talking about school and how I'd missed math class. Then, all of a sudden, everyone was really silent, and Kane and Frik were just staring at each other. Then, Frik pushed Kane back onto a beanbag chair and started kissing him in a really weird way. First, she started on the outer edge of his cheek and kept kissing him horizontally until she got to his mouth, then they basically made out for awhile, then she kissed him across his other cheek until she reached the outer edge of his face, like she was painting a line across his face with her mouth. For some reason, Aku, Thanquol, Nemo, and I were just sitting there watching, all of us in total silence. I seem to remember feeling very heartwarmy.
Then a bunch of stuff happened that I don't remember. I think I went to Claire's to shop for earrings, and then I went to this strange gothed-out version of the mall that appears in all of my dreams... it's like a cross between the castle from Beauty and the Beast and a mall, and it's the same as the scary mall from my Narnia dream that I posted earlier. There was a lot of stuff I don't remember, and I was riding in a pickup truck with some guy who I don't think exists in real life, passing all of these bright pastel-coloured houses. It looked like a movie set.
Later in the dream, I learned that Frik was pregnant with Kane's baby, but that they were planning to get married soon and had been for some time. I think I was at Frik's house and she told me herself. I think Kane lived at her house, as well, but her mother didn't know he was there, or that Frik was pregnant, or even that she was romantically involved with Kane at all. I remember taking them to look at the pastel-coloured houses I'd seen earlier, helping them to pick out a house to move into after they were married. I remember remarking to myself how perfectly romantic Frik and Kane were, which seems a bit odd.
I've been having a lot of dreams about pregnant people lately, maybe because of that Breaking Dawn book and because I've been writing a lot of "Pride and Pre-Juiced Plums" and Ivy is pregnant in that. I had a dream awhile ago where I was not me-- I was another girl who was very tall and athletic and African-American and had short hair, and I'd somehow managed to get pregnant, but I didn't remember having, erm, bow-chicka-bow-wow with anyone. But I knew that the baby was Lucius Malfoy's and that it was some sort of spell he put on me or something. Whenever I tried to say his name, something entirely different would come out of my mouth.
I remember going to a special grocery store for prostitutes because I wasn't allowed in the regular grocery store and getting really mad because I wasn't a prostitute. I saw my real-life cousin Abigail there, and I remember thinking all casually, "Hey, I didn't know Abi was a prostitute!" All of the food aisles were built on sharp inclines with rocks and water underneath, and if you fell, you'd die instantly.
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Post by Ankh on Aug 29, 2008 18:50:06 GMT -5
That didn't disturb me...you know, that school you dream about souns like it would be a cool subject for a drawing or a painting...I wouldn't, as it's not my dream...[/random]
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Post by frikanzee on Aug 29, 2008 19:14:09 GMT -5
*twitch*
well, it's better than my mother's dreams about me getting mauled by wild animals...
no offense, Kane, but imagine the terror our spawn would unleash upon the world ^^;
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Post by Schmergo on Aug 29, 2008 20:23:40 GMT -5
My mother had a Twilight dream about me where I ended up with an attractive, old-fashioned, polite, musically talented vampire who was ridiculously overprotective. I believe his name was 'Jonathan,' and he had dark hair. Needless to say, my mother likes Twilight a lot. I personally don't like those books at all, and I like even less what this dream she had implies-- that she wishes some hot guy would sweep me off my feet, get me out of her hair, and turn me submissive and dependent like "The Taming of The Shrew." Hahahaha, like that's gonna happen.
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Post by frikanzee on Aug 29, 2008 21:15:56 GMT -5
psh, yeah, good luck
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Post by theaceofspades on Aug 29, 2008 21:46:50 GMT -5
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Post by timtheenchanter on Aug 30, 2008 2:39:07 GMT -5
Here's a very strange dream I had a few months ago...
His Holiness Pope Benedict XVI decided to prove his piety beyond all doubt by fasting for an entire month, and only drinking water.
Additionally, he vowed to not use the bathroom for a month as well!
After about 30 days of no food and only water, the Pope ends his long fast... and goes to the bathroom for the first time. He stands in front of the Holy Urinal and lets loose...
For several hours...
He spends so much time whizzing that he attracts huge media attention, and lots of people end up placing bets on how much time the Pope would spend at the urinal.
Sixteen hours, forty-seven minutes, and two seconds after he started, Benedict XVI finishes his long visit to the loo, and thousands of people around the world gain and loose fortunes as a result.
Yep. Quite a weird dream.
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Post by Schmergo on Aug 30, 2008 8:48:54 GMT -5
I have absolutely nothing to say to that except that it is SUCH a boy dream.
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Post by Luna Natashi on Aug 30, 2008 10:50:39 GMT -5
This summer I've had a number of similar dreams where I suddenly go home in the middle of the school day, go to sleep, and wake up with four minutes left of my last class. Then I'd start crying saying something like "I've failed school!" I had that dream about four times.
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Post by Ankh on Aug 31, 2008 9:34:15 GMT -5
I had a dream last night that my friends were doing this Pokemon Olympics, which basically meant that there was this exercise trampoline, and a room with a really high ceiling. for some reason, when you jumped on it, you almost touched the ceiling. We were basically jumping on it and video taping it. Well, we were planning on doing it a second time but then I was running late, first of all because I was carry all this crap, second of all because my other friend didn't want to come out of the freezer. She gave me a carrot, so I reassured someone else that she was fine. Also, someone commented about how it was a shame that the jumper shes was wearing would be ruined.
It was weird.
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Post by timtheenchanter on Aug 31, 2008 12:05:36 GMT -5
Here's one I just had last night. It was pretty weird.
My friend from high school, Cosmo and I were touring England together when we came across a pawn shop. I have no idea why, but I noticed that there were some letters and postcards that I had written that were on display in the window. I wanted to repossess the letters so I could send them again, but the pawn broker wouldn't give them back to me, and I was too stingy to buy them back.
So Cosmo and I came up with a cunning plan to get my letters back. This involved Cosmo turning himself into a giant squid, so he could have multiple arms to wield different weapons with. However, he couldn't move on his own on dry land, so I had to carry him around.
Cosmo somehow turned himself into a squid, and was decked out with all of these guns and rocket launchers and such. I then dragged him into the pawn shop, and we proceeded to lay waste to it.
I don't remember whether I got my letters back or not. Oh well...
After completely obliterating the pawn shop, we were enrolled into Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, even though Cosmo and I are both Muggles and too old to attend. Anyway, the Sorting Hat placed us in a fifth house, the "Mysterious House." Our common room was only a vague idea, and the only part of our House that actually existed was the front door, that floated around the castle.
The door of the "Mysterious House" cruised the corridors, and we would ambush students walking by from inside. After a week or so at Hogwarts, half of the students had been dragged in through the door to our House by giant squid tentacles, and were never seen again.
Cosmo and I got bored of Hogwarts (or maybe we were expelled - I can't remember), so we decided to fly back to the USA. Since Cosmo was still in his giant squid form, he wasn't a passenger, so I checked him out as carry-on luggage.
On the plane ride, he burst out of the overhead luggage compartment, and suddenly there was a giant squid that terrorized the other passengers and flight crew. The plane had an emergency landing, and we somehow ended up in England again.
The rest of the dream was very confused. We were attacked by the British Army, led by Margaret Thatcher. We won.
Then we were somehow back home, and I had to find a way to turn Cosmo back into a human being. I don't know what happened next, because the dream simply collapsed into a jumbled mess and I eventually woke up.
Tim the Enchanter
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Post by theaceofspades on Sept 3, 2008 17:45:02 GMT -5
I had an Awesome dream were I help Rambo Kick A$$
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Post by Luna Natashi on Sept 4, 2008 14:12:07 GMT -5
I had a dream last night that the Thenardiers were the parents of the three girls from "H2O". Josh Nickols was also in it somewhere.
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Post by mousemaylikecheese on Sept 4, 2008 14:38:17 GMT -5
Before I started school, I had a dream about schools... Throughout this summary, I'll call my old school G and my new school H (the odd thing is that those are the same first letters as Gryffindor and Hufflepuff!):
I was going to start school at H Academy, so it was supposed to be my first day, but for some reason I went over to G Academy (Yes, they are both academies by name). This happened regardless of the fact that home room starts ten minutes earlier than G Academy starts at all. My old school, G, has moved to a new building, and I'm pretty sure this dream was after I went to visit my old classmates at GA. The odd thing was that I dreamed that H was in the front part of the old building and that G was in the back hall. So I go back to the farthest classroom in the back hall, which is where I had eighth grade. I think I see some of my old friends, and for some reason I decide to attend this literature class taught by the principal of my old school (well, actually I think she's not the principal this year but...) only it's cut off after we read half a paragraph or something and we had to move boxes or something like that. Then I go further up the hall and I take a headology class where I'm the sole student (maybe this was due to Lords and Ladies and Maskerade). I think Granny Weatherwax was supposedly teaching the class, but I don't remember seeing her (yet I don't think it was like the technically theoretical lectures of UU as mentioned in Interesting Times, which I read since). After that, I eat lunch and for some reason I'm supposed to be okay to take my classes at H even though I wasn't there in the morning, but when I get back to H, they're halfway through the math class, there's only like 3 students in there, and the class is taking place in the room next to my classroom last year in the old building. I don't even have math in the afternoon! And I'm kind of panicky.
The day school started I woke up at like 5:30 and I'd had a... bizarre is the only word for it... dream, most of which I don't remember. I do remember that it started out with my mom and me not waking up when we needed to and then at like nine in the morning I'm trying to wake up my mom 'cause we're late. (it's usually the opposite way; I'm the night owl and my mom's the morning person)
Last night I dreamed that we got assigned our lockers (which did happen), but that they were wider than they are in real life. Unfortunately, that particular detail did not come true.
Oh, and Tim, your dreams are just... interesting. As for the Lucius Malfoy thing in that one dream you mentioned in passing Schmergo, I've mentioned a spell kind of like that. I'm sure that sometime in the history of wizards they must have invented a spell that makes people say something else. Special instances of this include enemies yelling "Avocado Kedavra!" "Avagadro Kedavra!" (They didn't work too well), and possibly even "Abracadabra!"
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Post by Schmergo on Sept 4, 2008 17:02:29 GMT -5
Luna, do you mean JOSH NICHOLS as in, the character from "DRAKE AND JOSH?" If so... I want your dream! Hahaha, actually I had a Drake and Josh dream once, but I was Drake, and I had to babysit a lot of kids and make sure they didn't pop any balloons. For some reason, this all happened outside my German classroom. And everyone kept calling me Megan, even though I was Drake. Megan Parker from the show wasn't in the dream.
Mouse, I want your dream, too. That sounds amazing. I don't think I've ever had any Discworld dreams, except a couple ones involving the production of Discworld movies. But I may be forgetting some.
I've been having some weird dreams lately, but I only remember parts of them.
One that really disturbed me involved me, Aku, and my sister (Koko) going to school, only it wasn't our usual school (as in, the way my school usually looks in my dreams). It looked more like the scary goth mall that shows up in my dreams that looks like a cross between the mall and the Beast's castle from Beauty and the Beast, only each store was a classroom and there were some elements of Hogwarts in it. Anyway, all of a sudden, there were all of these people wearing shiny, floor-length purple robes all over the place, every where we went. Every time I saw one, I'd feel this jolt of horror that I can't explain. I can't remember ever feeling more terrified in my life (even though it was a dream).
Somehow, I felt that something horrible would happen to me if these people were around. The young ones were all extremely, extremely good-looking and very tall. The old ones looked like normal old people. I think the story was that these people were all genetically perfect, but once they hit seventy, they start looking like normal people. Anyway, they were all outrageously, inhumanly smart and talented, and I think they had magic powers.
There was this weird king guy who looked like a cross between a young Richard Harris and that king from "Prince Caspian," and he'd be sitting on a throne in EVERY ROOM WE WENT TO. I don't know how he got there. He had on a crown, and his purple robes were trimmed with dalmatian fur. Every time I walked past him, I felt like there was a jolt of electricity going through my head just looking at him-- he wasn't zapping me, I just felt horribly, horribly afraid of him!
One of the purple robe guys asked me a weird question, and I gave him a fake answer and felt horribly clever for doing so, but I can't remember what the question was, what my answer was, or why I needed to evade him.
I also had another dream about making out with some guy on a bus. That guy does not exist in real life.
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