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Post by Schmergo on Sept 7, 2006 19:53:28 GMT -5
Create a death for the person who posts above you in this thread! Be creative! I got this board off of my pen pal's website, imperialguard0.proboards70.com/index.cgi (he's Zim on there. I'm Schmerg_The_Impaler.)
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Post by wickedgrl75 on Sept 13, 2006 15:47:04 GMT -5
Schmerty shall die while jumping of a clif while dancing like a hipogrif!!! Then in the process of falling, she will sing the shaving cream song before plunging to her death.(it's a very high clif) That 'tis all...... *can u dance like a hipogrif, na na na na na na na na naaaaa!!!!
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Post by Schmergo on Sept 15, 2006 20:12:30 GMT -5
Allika will be consumed by a rampaging band of cannibals who think she's Jack Sparrow.
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Post by wickedgrl75 on Sept 16, 2006 10:37:20 GMT -5
Schmergo will dress up like Harry Potter for a costume party and then will be killed by Voldermolt thinking she's Harry.
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Post by Hermioneabbeyjewel on Sept 16, 2006 12:17:18 GMT -5
Allika meets Ron and they fall in love. Harry finds out and tells Schmergo and a girl nicknamed Parvarti Patil. Harry, Schmergo, and Parvarti atack Allika and kill her. Then Hermioneabbeyjewel finds out what Schmergie has done and also that Schmergie did not call her last night... so she kills Schmergie!!!!!! And after all that Hermioneabbeyjewel watches the FMA movie and beams thinking of the wonderfuly longdeath she made for both Allika and Schmergie!!!!!
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Post by Schmergo on Sept 16, 2006 17:29:52 GMT -5
(Hermioneabbeyjewel-- I couldn't call you because my dad called to say our car was broken, and we had to go to the car place, and it was late at night when we got back! I'm sorry!)
Hermy attempts Alchemy by clapping her hands, but forgets that she had superglue on her hands. So her hands get glued together, and she gets ticked off, and tries to rip them apart, but just accidentally rips her hands off and DIES PAINFULLY!
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Post by Hermioneabbeyjewel on Sept 16, 2006 23:16:10 GMT -5
((It's ok.))((I would actually do that. I have actually... not with super glue.... but i've clapped my hands then touched them to something hoping.... atleast if I was transuted with the table or floor I touched then i'd be happy with that... but no...)) (SPOILER) Some State Alchemist from central headquarters manages to create a gate between our world and their world (Ed and Al's old world) and comes throughto our world... Mergie's room to be exact, While she was listening to Young Love by the Judds. He looked alot like this: www.fullmetal-alchemist.com/forums/index.php?act=module&module=gallery&cmd=si&img=4555 He looked uncannily like Wrath. The Humunculis who gave his life for Al to open the gate to reach Ed. Infact on closer inspection... IT WAS!!! Just wrath had been brainwashed (again) by Envy and (I wont say Lust... she's awesome! nor Greed) Dante, and that other one.. oh yes Pride. So he came in and spotted Mergi. Poor Mergi didn't have a chance... well she did since he (the only humunculi who can perform alchemy) lost his Alchemy. So he hit her in the head with a lamp. Then proceeded to carry out his name on our world. WRATH! He still searches now a days for Al and Ed but their long dead by now.... For Ed's body.... He has always wanted it and now he yearns for it..... TO BE CONTINUED! ((I also have a vid on Wrath! www.youtube.com/watch?v=QM8Y50neDnA and another one... but if you don't like blood.... even cartoon blood don't watch like... the last minte.... it is of him dying for Al and Ed. Stop at 4:56 exactly and skip to the very ending. www.youtube.com/watch?v=byP3SClibLc&mode=related&search= ))
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Post by Schmergo on Sept 17, 2006 14:28:18 GMT -5
Hermy dies of grief because her pet naked mole-rat ate all of her FMA videos.
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Post by Hermioneabbeyjewel on Sept 17, 2006 15:00:33 GMT -5
Hermy kills Schmergo because it is a GUINEA PIG not a naked-mole rat. And then Wrath comes back and upon not finding Ed's body (or Al's) he had found out that there was a relation between Mergie and Alphonse.... he seems to be her great-uncle. Who is GERMAN!!!! So Wrath takes Megans body and jumps through the gate and transmutes his soul into Mergie's body. Then he comes back to out world.... Dun dun duuuuuuuuuuuuunnnn......To be Cont.!
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Post by Kiren Brockett on Sept 19, 2006 19:45:48 GMT -5
Hermioneabbeyjewel is raving about FMA, when Schmergerita sneaks up behind her, raving about Midnighters, along with Allika, who's raving about... llamas.
Aku wanders over and says, "Hello, I'm a Sith Lord and y'all aren't." Schmergeleine freaks out and starts whacking various innocent bystanders with rubber penguins. Then, for no apparent reason, Snape appears and kills everyone. "Yeah!" shrieks Aku... "Wait, what..." she adds before the zeeky bomb lands on her head.
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Post by Schmergo on Sept 20, 2006 19:01:59 GMT -5
Rex FROM MIDNIGHTERS (I wasn't going to rave about Midnighters until you brought it up) goes all Darkling!Rex on her and CONSUUUUMES her!
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Post by Hermioneabbeyjewel on Sept 20, 2006 19:22:32 GMT -5
Wrath comes and sees Rex. So for the sake of killing someone he brings Rex through the Gate to his world, then Transmute his (Mergie's) arm into a blade then stabs Rex to death. Then Mergie's soul comes and kicks Wrath out of her body. He's back to his cute adorible self and back to his senses. He also has the Auto-mail arm and leg.... now it only he had gold hair and eyes. *Daydreams* he'd look exactly like Ed!
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Post by Schmergo on Sept 21, 2006 16:29:31 GMT -5
Simon Cowell says horrible things to you and you die because you just can't take it anymore.
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Post by Hermioneabbeyjewel on Sept 22, 2006 4:42:01 GMT -5
A state Alchemist enters the scene, he is in this world to find Ed and Al's body and bring them back alive. And this Alchemist is differnt. When he performes the Forbidden Alchemy he succeeds! He doesn't fail and make them Humunculi. So now Ed and Al are ALIVE! Then you relise that the boy is not a boy and is actually a girl! LUST!!!!!!! YAYA!!! LUST GOT UNSEALED!!! Lust smiles at Ed and Al. "I became Human, and I didn't use the Philosophers stone." She shows them she can use Alchemy now, and can extent her fingers like she could before. Then Ed askes "What about Sloth?....Our... Humunculus?" Lust shakes her head. "You killed her, Remeber?" "yeah " ed says. He seems to be forcing back tears. "and Greeds dead to. I think I heard Dante say he didn't want to be sealed again, he'd rather die." Edo said. Al is walking around the room while they talk. He reconises some stuff, and interups them "So your in Ishbal right? The refugees made it back to their homeland atlast!" He does that smile he does with his arm over his head to his back and he smiles. He picks up a locket, it seems to have been pierced, Ed told him about that locket. Scar's brother gave (Or got I forgot which) the woman he loved that locket. She died of a disease and he tried to bring her back, she came back as a humunculi, she left shortly after being created ('cause she had no soul). Then years later Wrath and lust got into a fight, the locket nearly killing her when she had pierced it with her nail. YAYA! LUST IS HUMAN AGAIN, I CAN'T WAIT TO BE HUMAN AGAIN, HUMAN AGAIN. (sings Beauty and Beast, Human Again)
Oh yeah getting to the point. Ed and Al comes back to this world and Enters Mergi's room. Where they see wrath and Mergi. Mergi freaks out to see three people in her room just appear, she gets excited so excited about finding out magic can happen she hyperventilates which kills her.
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Post by wickedgrl75 on Sept 23, 2006 20:39:22 GMT -5
Herminoneabbyjewel's fingers fall off from all that typing and dies....i know that wasn't very creative, but, i feel lazy today.
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Post by Schmergo on Sept 24, 2006 18:17:59 GMT -5
(No, that was pretty creative... I laughed out loud when I read it.)
Allika hits a really high note, and the glass in a nearby window shatters and decapitates her.
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Post by Broker of Darkness on Sept 26, 2006 7:56:55 GMT -5
Schmergo walks into DjC..Angering him since he is home sick from school. "HA!" He yells claping his hands togeather. His alchemy skills more advanced then full meatal himself. He taps Schmergo with his hand and her body turns completely into pies. Wich were eaten by a flock of hungry manga authors.
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Post by salthegemini on Sept 28, 2006 19:31:35 GMT -5
DJC went to the zoo where he was attacked by many rabid penguins who just happened to be in league with my beaver army who DJC had previously killed. The penguins then decided that they found amusement in destroying humans and went on a killing rampage and destroyed the world.
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Post by Broker of Darkness on Sept 29, 2006 6:37:00 GMT -5
DJC snuck up behind Sal and pushed her into a time machine wich brought her to the future. DJC then threw her into a pit of hungry out of work exchild actors from the harry potter movies, who couldn't get hired becasuse nobody wan'ts a exchild actor. "DJC you are so hot Marry me!" Yelled Emma Watson while eating Sal's arm. Djc walked back into the time machine yelling out to Emma "Sorry don't fall for the canibal type..."
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Post by Schmergo on Sept 29, 2006 16:57:29 GMT -5
That is thirty-one flavours of wrong.
DJC walks in on Schmergo's Impriv practice (wow, is that an oxymoron or what?) and attempts to go up against her at Questions Only. Naturally, he is met with thirty-one flavours of defeat, and he slinks off the stage in such a state of depression that he dies of grief.
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