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Post by Schmergo on Mar 1, 2007 15:50:09 GMT -5
I overheard some dudes in the hall today having quite an... unusual conversation. It went as follows:
Dude #1: Yeah, I thought that didn't really look like him. Dude #2: Well, he HAS been dead for almost three and a half weeks now.
So, the point of this game is to post what you thought these dudes were talking about. Then you make up two lines of a strange conversation, and the next person has to post what they thought was going on in said conversation. Be vague in your conversation snippets-- use pronouns when you can!
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Post by Kiren Brockett on Mar 1, 2007 16:02:03 GMT -5
Well, clearly they're discussing the fruit flies from their science project. They tried to find a specific one, but he was... dead... yeah. They hadn't noticed 'cause they didn't loo at the project very often.
I heard two people having this riveting conversation a few weeks ago. I'll call them Norbert and Henrietta because I feel like it.
N: So, have you ever woken up and felt like, you know, like- H: Yeah, like yesterday in Science, yeah. N: You know. H: Yeah. I think, like, well, I don't know. N: Yeah.
How much more vague can you get?
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Post by Schmergo on Mar 1, 2007 16:19:19 GMT -5
Well, these people had a boring science teacher, and Henrietta was sleeping in class. But when she woke up, she had a funny feeling that her science teacher had stolen her kidneys while she slept.
You know, you can make up dialogue. This next one really happened, though, in German. ('S' is me, 'M' is the dude who sits next to me in German.)
S: So, what day was it?
M: It happened on The Day It Happened Day.
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Post by Kiren Brockett on Mar 1, 2007 16:37:55 GMT -5
Well, clearly they couldn't remeber when Columbus day was!
Here's another that actually happened.
Person: 8comes running out of class, singing* You make me feel like a marmoset!
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Post by Schmergo on Mar 5, 2007 21:05:35 GMT -5
I remember that marmoset thing!
Okay, so the person was being fed bananas by a really tall guy. 0_0 Well, it was the best I could do on short notice! (By the way, the day we were talking about was the day the Berlin Wall came down in Germany. I think it was November, um, sommmmethingth.)
WOMAN: What do they use the sulphur for, anyway? MAN: Uh ... trains. WOMAN: What, like ... like a ... like fuel? MAN: I dunno. Just [EXPLETIVE DELETED] WOMAN: [after a pause] Are you playin' cards? MAN: Yup. WOMAN: You're losin', ain't ya? MAN: ... Nope.
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Post by Broker of Darkness on Mar 6, 2007 22:03:53 GMT -5
One realy bad pick up line after another. O.k this one is a phone conversation between me and a freind of mine...I'm D she is L
L:...Yeah on the phone. D: You too? L:*Laughs* yeah D:God... L: 15 times D:*Long pause* You are joking right? L: No...After what the girls track team saw last week its been this...
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Post by Schmergo on Mar 7, 2007 6:32:57 GMT -5
Fifteen people called her to laugh at her because her shorts fell down at the track meet.
(D and F stand for Dude and Female.)
D: Ew. F: I'm sorry, but I had to buy it. D: No, not with my money, you didn't? Why do you want it, anyway? It just takes up space and it gives me a headache and it's pretty gross. F: Tax reasons? D: Well, okay.
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Post by CaT24FaN on Mar 7, 2007 18:08:08 GMT -5
This random guy was pushing this girl down the hallway yelling "Move it! Move it! Her water BROKE!!" Well, it definitely made people move... ![:P](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/tongue.png)
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Post by Schmergo on Mar 7, 2007 18:32:13 GMT -5
I think she dropped her water bottle. ^_^
Because nobody guessed what mine meant, I'll post it again:
(D and F stand for Dude and Female.)
D: Ew. F: I'm sorry, but I had to buy it. D: No, not with my money, you didn't? Why do you want it, anyway? It just takes up space and it gives me a headache and it's pretty gross. F: Tax reasons? D: Well, okay.
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Post by Broker of Darkness on Mar 7, 2007 21:16:07 GMT -5
Defiantly about the girls decision to buy a llama monkey hybrid...
Here's one between my Friends and myself. M=Me, D=Danny, P=Patrick, A=Andrew
D: ...Only in the bathroom M: Dude thats weird.. P: But we have to set some ground rules you know... A: Watch the miror.... M: It might break D:...I mean really there are 4 of us in there... M: We could bring Liz...Oh wait sorry bout that Andrew A:...I could bring Jane also.... P: Stuff them in our suitcases...? D: And when Mr.Holder searches them...? *Awkward Silence*
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Post by Schmergo on Mar 8, 2007 14:48:25 GMT -5
Llama-monkey hybrid... har...
Clearly, you guys are planning to hold a seance in the bathroom and you don't want your teacher to see the matches and black candles you're going to burn because you're not allowed to set fires in schools.
S: (Laughing hysterically) M: Well, it's what they do in Maine!
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Post by wickedgrl95 on Mar 9, 2007 15:37:01 GMT -5
....... *blush* that is a conversation about people that's not me whatsoever .....*darts eyes* (this really happend)
(teacher comes in) J (not teacher). hey, put you're pants back on! S. wow.... A.+ S. *laughs hysterically*
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Post by Schmergo on Mar 9, 2007 15:41:16 GMT -5
The teacher had just changed out of her pants and into a skirt, but J thought the skirt was ugly...
New one!
E: It's nine-thirty. M: Well, I don't want Dan Radcliffe to attack me in the night, so I suppose I'd better get to sleep.
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Post by wickedgrl75 on Mar 10, 2007 13:02:53 GMT -5
M. woke up from a terrible nightmare that Dan Radcliffe was dressed up as Johnny Dep who was trying to kill her. ![;)](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/wink.png)
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Post by Schmergo on Mar 10, 2007 13:45:41 GMT -5
Actually, I was discussing how I am capable of sleeping standing up like a horse and telling my mother that she shouldn't send me to bed. Then I realized what Dan Radcliffe does to horses in the smash-hit play "Equus" and went directly to bed.
You forgot to post a convo! Here's my new one:
I: Huddled masses. It's huddled masses. A: Yeah, that. Well, so everyone's, like, well, hey, cool, I'm a huddled mass. So they get on, and then they see it, and they're like... T: Heh. Swords.
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Post by Kloud on Mar 10, 2007 14:00:42 GMT -5
They were apparently talking about the sale at EB Games where there is a huge basket containing a huddled mass of games, and one of the failure games in that basket has "There'll be swords! You'll like it!" written on the back.
Here's one from the pre-show set up last night at HONK!...
L: So, yeah, yesterday... A: Ah no, did it involve one of those this time? L: No, but Eric had to call 911. K: Did he? L: No. A: How repulsive!
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Post by Schmergo on Mar 10, 2007 18:20:48 GMT -5
The huddled mass thing was talking about immigration while watching "The Road To El Dorado."
Ummm, the actress playing Grace had an asthma attack in the dressing room during intermission and the boy who played the turkey had to say all of her lines in act two? (What... it happened when I was in the play...)
L: YES! She's cedar! M: You are good! L: Well, yeah, and the computer and that Texan guy. Both: She's cedar, she's cedar, she's cedar, yeah! L: Let's take it!
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Post by Kiren Brockett on Mar 10, 2007 19:26:07 GMT -5
Clearly, they were in a bet with two other dudes over what wood Hermione's wand was made out of, and their incorrect guess had been confirmed by a website set up by a misinformed Texan guy. They were doing a crazy chant before rushing out to collect their money. They were about to be disappointed.
Here's one.
S: No! Darn! L: What? S: I'm not surprised, really... since I don't know nearly as much as the average person. L: Which one? S: It's not lima beans. L: Lima b- wait, was that the one where the answer is "bezoar"? S: Uh-huh. L: Yeah, not lima beans. S: Darn.
This happened a few minutes ago.
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Post by CaT24FaN on Mar 10, 2007 21:51:16 GMT -5
Snape and Lupin are discussing the answers to Snape's upcoming test of no wits whatsoever
DolphnSk8r (9:47:37 PM): like, squeeee!! SODHIPOP (9:46:10 PM): thats totally schwaa
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Post by Schmergo on Mar 11, 2007 17:29:45 GMT -5
Aku... we wanted to pick the right wood for Ivy's wand in my story, and we guessed cedar, and then we took a quiz, and the Texan guy who made it confirmed it. You were ridiculously close.
Anyway, to Catherine's one: Obviously, they were talking about how to pronounce the name of that upside-down 'e' in the dictionary. DolphnSk8r thought it was pronounced 'squeee,' but SODHIPOP knew better and let her know that it was pronounced 'schwaa.'
MINE:
M: Step into tha barber-hop hip-shop. D: No! Not on this iPod! M: But I like to get busy with scissors. D: Then star in a ballet.
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