Schmergo
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REAL men wear frou-frou!
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Post by Schmergo on Nov 16, 2007 18:36:44 GMT -5
One day, Javert woke up and went down to the ABC Cafe to arrest some urchins, still wearing footie pajamas. He arrived early that fateful day to discover that everyone was now a sea urchin, and he was a merman! There, he saw Elphaba and yelled, "What whack spell did you do?!" but sadly, mermen couldn't wear footie pajamas and so Javert became depressed, attempting suicide, but couldn't drown! (Merman, remember?) so, after failing to commit suicide, he tried decapitating himself using Enigma's report card and nearly succeeded, but just then the magic report card fairies made it disappear. Luckily, Munkunstrap loved to eat fish, so
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Post by Kiren Brockett on Nov 21, 2007 17:22:09 GMT -5
One day, Javert woke up and went down to the ABC Cafe to arrest some urchins, still wearing footie pajamas. He arrived early that fateful day to discover that everyone was now a sea urchin, and he was a merman! There, he saw Elphaba and yelled, "What whack spell did you do?!" but sadly, mermen couldn't wear footie pajamas and so Javert became depressed, attempting suicide, but couldn't drown! (Merman, remember?) so, after failing to commit suicide, he tried decapitating himself using Enigma's report card and nearly succeeded, but just then the magic report card fairies made it disappear. Luckily, Munkunstrap loved to eat fish, so he helpfully devoured the Inspector. Then,
((The image of footie-pajama Javert is a very feasible one for some reason.))
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Schmergo
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Voice of Truth and Insanity
REAL men wear frou-frou!
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Post by Schmergo on Dec 22, 2007 18:25:50 GMT -5
One day, Javert woke up and went down to the ABC Cafe to arrest some urchins, still wearing footie pajamas. He arrived early that fateful day to discover that everyone was now a sea urchin, and he was a merman! There, he saw Elphaba and yelled, "What whack spell did you do?!" but sadly, mermen couldn't wear footie pajamas and so Javert became depressed, attempting suicide, but couldn't drown! (Merman, remember?) so, after failing to commit suicide, he tried decapitating himself using Enigma's report card and nearly succeeded, but just then the magic report card fairies made it disappear. Luckily, Munkunstrap loved to eat fish, so he helpfully devoured the Inspector. Then, he got some dreadful indigestion
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And by the way, Monsieur Marius, I think that I was a little bit in love with you.
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Post by mousemaylikecheese on May 15, 2008 14:34:28 GMT -5
One day, Javert woke up and went down to the ABC Cafe to arrest some urchins, still wearing footie pajamas. He arrived early that fateful day to discover that everyone was now a sea urchin, and he was a merman! There, he saw Elphaba and yelled, "What whack spell did you do?!" but sadly, mermen couldn't wear footie pajamas and so Javert became depressed, attempting suicide, but couldn't drown! (Merman, remember?) so, after failing to commit suicide, he tried decapitating himself using Enigma's report card and nearly succeeded, but just then the magic report card fairies made it disappear. Luckily, Munkunstrap loved to eat fish, so he helpfully devoured the Inspector. Then, he got some dreadful indigestion which made him scream "Albatross!"
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