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Post by timtheenchanter on Jul 21, 2008 14:43:08 GMT -5
Hello there! Well, Schmergo already posted my first picture a while ago, but here it is again - hopefully larger and clearer this time! Shaded by rubbing graphite with my fingertips. Drawn on printer paper with mechanical pencil. Tim the Enchanter
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Post by Schmergo on Jul 24, 2008 19:24:14 GMT -5
More entries! (And more to come) Portrait of Ivy by PadfootnPeeves:__________________________ "The Five Plus One" by Pussycat123 (Portraits of the Pentagon plus Tyrone) __________________________ A Portrait of Haley by Purple_Hippopotamus____________________________________ Haley's "Loquacious" Super Sparkle Pockety Jacket of Sunshiney Funness!by James Jameson
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Post by Ankh on Jul 24, 2008 19:52:03 GMT -5
Darn! I never submitted my entry!
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Post by timtheenchanter on Jul 24, 2008 20:03:44 GMT -5
Oh good - more entries! I had a feeling that the contest was overrun with mine!
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Post by Schmergo on Jul 24, 2008 20:04:27 GMT -5
Ankh--You still CAAAAAAN! I'm extending the deadline to the day after Chapter Three is up! Quick, send me one! *Is eager*
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Post by Ankh on Jul 24, 2008 20:59:55 GMT -5
Huzzah!
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Post by Schmergo on Sept 10, 2008 17:40:20 GMT -5
Next batch of entrants: "Jordan Potter is Sweeney Todd " by Heiress_Of_Insanity (Featuring: Arden as Lucy, Ivy as Johanna, Ted as Antony, Jordan as Sweeney, Giorgi--in a wig--as Mrs. Lovett, Haley as Toby, Faceless Tyrone as the Judge, and Emma as the Beadle.) "Ted the Wolf" by Yellow Viper, the guy who sat behind me in history last year: "Ted the Non-Wolf" by Yellow Viper (Don't worry about not being able to read the text-- they're just notes for me, asking if it's okay to give Ted stubble and asking if he looks too much like Gollum.) "Portrait of Tyrone Thomas" by Yellow Viper. (In case you can't read it, his belt buckle says 'SEXY.') Love ya, YV! Okay, I drew this, but I felt like posting it anyway:
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Post by Schmergo on Sept 13, 2008 12:23:44 GMT -5
Final batch of pics. The contest has technically already been judged, but I won't announce winners until Chapter Seven of "The Past" is accepted... because the winners are in the author's note of that. This isn't technically Potter's Pentagon reader art, per se, but it's a really lovely picture Tim drew of me and him. I say 'really lovely' because I am holding an AK-47 in it. In real life, my hair actually looks much MORE like Hermione's than Tim drew it. He's too kind... Here's Vitamin Vicki's many wonderful pictures: Haley with her ceramic kitten: "So Misunderstood" Just... Haley! Haley in colour: Different Haley heads: Emma Weasley:
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Post by timtheenchanter on Sept 13, 2008 13:25:44 GMT -5
GAAAHHH! Schmergo!
I tried asking you several times whether you were okay with me posting that drawing I did, but you apparently beat me to it.
BUT YOU GOT THE GUN WRONG!
That is not an AK-47 you are holding; didn't you read the e-mail? It's a PKM, or Пулемёт Калашникова Модернизированный!
The PKM machine gun is quite a different animal - it's much larger and has a much bigger bite than the Kalashnikov.
Oh well. That's my rant on Soviet weapons.
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Post by Schmergo on Sept 13, 2008 13:35:13 GMT -5
OH DEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I think I owe you a million apologies, and I don't mean that at all flippant or sarcastically, nor am I simply referring to the gun. I've not been a very good internet friend lately.
You deserve some Karma.
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Post by Schmergo on Sept 27, 2008 8:08:41 GMT -5
It is with deepest pride and greatest honour that I announce at long, long, long last, the winners of the OFFICIAL SCHMERG_THE_IMPALER READER ART CHALLENGE! Now, I have to tell you, I liked every single one of the entries I got in this contest, and it was absolute torture to decide.
But the overall, first place, number one winner was…. “ENJYCORN,” by Schmerg_The_Impaler! No, no, no, I’m kidding. I’m very sorry about that. The overall, first place, number one winner was… “Jordan Potter by Tim the Enchanter! Tim is an amazing artist, who deserves special recognition because of the sheer volume of fantastic pictures that he sent me. You should definitely check out his Dean’s Corner thread on the forums. I picked this one to win because it could have jumped right out of my imagination… and besides, it’s rather attractive. Congratulations, Tim!
The second-place winner is “Tyrone Thomas” by Yellow Viper. YV’s version of Tyrone is so sexy that even his belt buckle says so.
The third-place winner is “Jordan Potter is Sweeney Todd” by Heiress_of_Insanity! The idea was just so brilliant, I had to give her a nod. Plus, Emma as the Beadle has the cutest costume you can imagine.
We have four Honourable Mentions. First, we have “Young Emma Weasley” by Neville’s Girl. That’s an adorable picture if I’ve ever seen one. Next is “Tyrone Thomas Does NOT Enjoy Mild Insanity” by Tim the Enchanter, which is just absolutely perfect. The many pictures of Haley by Vitamin Vicki also get an Honourable Mention—I could never pick just one, and she captured the character of Haley perfectly! And then there’s “Ted the Wolf” by Yellow Viper. I just want to go up and give him a hug. Ted the Wolf, not Yellow Viper. Actually, I just want to give Yellow Viper a hug, too—and one to everyone else who submitted.
There are also loads more special awards—about twelve, if I’m correct—which I will be posting very shortly.
In closing, I’d like to give some special recognition to James Jameson, who recorded herself singing my version of “Popular” from my Wicked spoof. I can’t remember ever being so thrilled with the contents of an email.
Thanks again everyone for submitting to my contest, and I would like the five big winners to PM or email me and tell me their favourite song and who it’s by. All the entrants will be receiving fairly stupid prizes shortly! If I forgot to post your picture on the Crow’s Nest, please get in touch with me right away.
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Post by Schmergo on Sept 27, 2008 11:20:40 GMT -5
SPECIAL AWARDS!
*Best Use Of Facial Hair, Swear Words, Cyrillic, and Beeblebrox-Style Haley: Tim the Enchanter
*Best Use Of Subject Matter Totally Unrelated To Potter’s Pentagon: Mousemaylikecheese (I love her picture, by the way… I’ve never had “How Ironic, Mr. Malfoy” Reader Art before.)
*Best Spoof Of An Ad: Tim the Enchanter
*Best Group Portrait: Pussycat123
*The Haley Potter’s Choice Award for Awesomefalliciousness: James Jameson
*Best Hyper-Creative Tangent Off Of The Potter’s Pentagon Saga: Tim the Enchanter. (His Tancred Apple/Greater Welsh Empire concept is actually better than anything that actually DID happen in the Potter’s Pentagon trilogy.)
*Best Logo: Beverly
*Best Use of Tyrone Thomas: Tim the Enchanter
*Best Use of Ivy Potter: PadfootnPeeves
*Best Use of Haley Potter: Vitamin Vicki
*Best and Most Awkward Use Of Ted Lupin: Yellow Viper
*Truest To My Feverish Imagination: Tim the Enchanter
*Best Cartoony-Style Entry: Purple_Hippopotamus
*Best Thing Ever: Schmerg_The_Impaler’s Enjycorn!
*Best Use of Schmerg_The_Impaler In Her Natural State: Tim the Enchanter
*Best Subject Matter For A Picture: Vitamin Vicki
GREAT JOB, EVERYONE!
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Post by bb on Sept 27, 2008 12:09:18 GMT -5
CONGRATULATIONS EVERYBODY I feel terrible right now. I just tried drawing something for a class on MNFF, and well, it pretty much sucked. And then I was feeling bad fr pestering Schmergo for some extra time for the challenge and never finishing it...
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