if you were in star wars

[Kiren Brockett]

1. Ooookay. I guess.

2. How do you escape one of the most powerful Sith of all time when you have a few broken bones? Plus, if Vader could break his bones with the force, why didn't he just snap his neck and kill him? Was he playing with him?

3. Mmmhmm... I suppose. Where did he find these stormtroopers? Did they appear in his ship?

4. Okie-dokie.

5. You said in your first post that he set out for Hoth. I was assuming he didn't get there. And... weren't the Imperials following him, or did they just not care? How did he fly a ship with many broken bones? I guess that explains why he crashed...

6. It says in your post that after a month, he repaired his ship and left...

7. Did he have any reason to know that the Jedi weren't actually trying to take over the Republic? (The public story) I mean, they sort of were, but... that's not the point.

[kanegunlock]

did I my bad forgot I wrote that I'll change it to longer does strong in the force (Strong enough to at least survive not really defeat him that would be Luke's job). man your maken me thing to much about this now it's all nice and neat as for the sneaking on to the death star thing just use your Imagination. ;D

[frikanzee]

*scribbling notes furiously* riiiiiiiiiiiiiiight... i'm never gonna remember all this crap:)

'kay, so, plotline so far...

aku (Darth Umbra) forms an alliance w/ vam (vammool) the wookie crime lord in an undercover operation to stop anakin from turning to the dark side so that she can be the apprentice. zim (the senator dude) has a load of valuble...stuff...i'll think of something...stolen by Dylan (Nalyd the smuggler) and traces him back to vammool, who he was woking for. interested, he starts funding investigations, but enigma (roy nigmort, the bounty hunter) finds out and kills zim's spy after torturing him and forcing him to tell how much he knew. turns out that he came way too close to knowing about vammool's alliance w/ darth umbra. the two talk, and vammool sends in her best assassins, frikka simz (me) and moe gilshall (twi) to kidnap him. in an enhanced freeze of simz, the investigators figure out that she's an anzat, a semi-force sensitive race near immortal of brain sucking maniacs. six teams of jedi are dispatched to hunt her and moe down, as an extra precaution. meanwhile, darth umbra has had the grey jedi kane lokken captured and is trying to get him to help her and all the other baddies bring down the republic. kane went AWOL from the jedi after an anti jedi cult, using information from some corrupt senator, kidnapped him and a fellow new knight. kane was scarred for life from seeing the friend killed slowly and gruesomely before his eyes. being the calculating type, he works with scientists russel (hogdo ruud the scientist) and david klark (virk well) on fledgling death star models. ruud and well are later killed by darth umbra, just because they're annoying:). back with frikka and moe, things are not going well as they are chased, irritating senator in tow, into the unexplored regions. eventually, jay and wickedgrl, who are part of the jedi exploration corps, help to corner them. i haven't decided whether or not they escape, but vammool will probably send someone in to haul their sorry arses out of there. meh, i'm makin, it up as i go along...

[frikanzee]

*gasping for breath* this-is getting-old! alright! this is the last time a change the plot, do ya hear me?! THE LAST BLOODY TIME!!!!!!!!

senator dude won't accept bribes from palpatine, palpatine tells aku to take care of it. aku has a sort of secret alliance with vam for the same reason as stated above. vam has agreed to send kane the mercenary to try and kill anakin. kane hops a ride with dylan, cuz he sucks at flying. kane later gets horribly wounded in the attempt, tries to fly on his own, gets caught by aku due to abysmal flying skills and frozen in carbonite by russel and david, who are working on prototype death star designs. he is found years later by frikka. speaking of frikka, aku gets vam to send her and twi to kidnapp the senator so that deamonchild's character can take his place in a rigged election. frikka and moe don't know about the whole palpatine/sidious take over the universe thing and are led to believe that the senator is just for ransom. aku then finds out taht the senator had figured out that palpatine was running the entire show and told schmergo's character before he was kidnapped. she threatens FLUFFY-HAIR GIRL and then reckons taht the senator may have told frikka and moe as well, aand forces vam to hire enigma to go and kill all three. frikka and moe manage to escape and later join the rebellion under psuedenyms. the jedi come in when surveilance cameras catch frikka sucking out the brain-soup of the senator's guards when she and moe go to capture him, and investigators find out she's an anzat. anzat's being semi-force sensitive brain eaters, six teams of jedi are dispatched for safety reasons. enigma is caught by jay and wickedgrl, members of the jedi exploration corps, when he follows frikka and moe's ship down to the unexplored planet they crashed on.

*gasps* no more. i won't write any more.

[Kiren Brockett]

Okay... here are the Jedi fates... as promised.


At some point near the end of the war, most of the Jedi masters will be called away to other places, so they'll leave their padawans with Saldith and Sha Koon. The mission will be the Jedi Knight Trials for the padawans. (Not Koon, since she's too young.)

Saldith- brain soup eaten by Frik
Sha Koon- escapes and hides on Alderaan
Blackbelt- killed by Twi and Vam (ship goes asplode when fleeing with Sha and Heart)
Heart- escapes with Sha
Xero- killed by Aku
Broker- killed by Aku
Shannon- killed by Aku
Sal- killed by Aku
Wickedgrl- brain soup eaten by Frik, distraction proves enough for other Jedi to come in and capture Frik
Jay- killed by Aku

Frik is killed by Aku too. (She intercepts the ship with the Jedi and Frik.) Three of the padawans escape, but are tracked down by Twi and Vam. (In Frik's ship.) They only kill one. After they realize that, instead of liberating Frik, Aku killed her too, and that she'll probably do the same to them when they return, they run, and later join the Rebel Alliance.

Like it?

[frikanzee]

but...but...but...but i don't want to die!!!!!!!!!!!!

[frikanzee]

whatever. less work for me.

[Kiren Brockett]

Okay... here's my idea of the plot... we can discuss this further if we must...

Sooooo, Kane is a Jedi turned mercenary who is currently accompanying two Trade Federation scientists to... place, when Aku kidnaps him and kills the two scientists. She convinces him (money changes hands) to try to assassinate Anakin, so she can be the only apprentice, since she suspects she's headed the way of Tyranus if Anakin turns to the dark side. Dylan, Kloud, and Enigma are on the ship as the crew, so they help Kane.

Meanwhile, Xim is causing some trouble in the Senate with anti-Palpatine ideas, and won't hear reason from Palp, so he tells Aku to deal with him, so he can be replaced by the more cooperative Demon. Aku asks Vam for assistance, and Vam sends two of her underlings, Twi and Frik, after him. They are only informed that it's a ransom kidnapping though. Frik drinks the brain-soup of the guards, and they take Xim.

The Jedi see the recording of the kidnapping, realize Frik's an Anvat, and send seven teams of Jedi (overkill, anyone?) to stop the kidnapping, and find out who ordered it. They are accompanied by two Service Corps members. Once there, they decide to leave the padawans with Saldith, and have it be their Jedi Trials.

Meanwhile, Aku finds out that Xim found out about Palpatine and the Sith shortly before he was kidnapped, and told Schmergo about it. She confronts Schmergo, and threatens her if she releases the story, but can't kill her, since she's awfully helpful with Jedi slander. Aku fears Xim may have told his captors as well, so goes to get rid of them.

Before she goes, Kane tries to assassinate Anakin. He fails, and Ani kills him and his helpers out of anger. Palpatine finds out about the whole thing and is impressed by Aku's Sith-y backstabbing nature, as well as the fact that Kane's murder pushed Anakin a little further toward the Dark Side. He contacts Aku to tell her he's willing to break the Rule of Two to keep her as a second apprentice. With this in mind, she goes to get rid of the Jedi and kidnappers, and Palpatine goes off to see Anakin and finally bring him over to the dark.

Meanwhile again, the Jedi have followed the kidnappers to where they landed near Vam's court. They go to track them down. Frik ambushes Saldith and Sha Koon, who went to confront Vam, and drinks Saldith's brains. Koon gets away. The Jedi end up having to fight most of Vam's court, while Vam, Twi, and Frik flee to their ship. Jay and Wickedgrl, who are waiting with the ship, see them. They intercept them, call the Jedi, and Wickedgrl sacrifices her life to delay Frik. Frik is busy drinking her brains, and Twi and Vam run and leave with the ship.

The Jedi capture Frik, and prepare to take her back to Coruscant. Aku arrives and contacts Vam and Twi. They tell her what happens, and she leaves to free Frik. Vam and Twi follow her as backup. On the ship with the Jedi, Aku slaughters all but three (Sha Koon, Heart, and Ash) who leave in the escape pods. Twi and Vam follow them and shoot one pod down. The others escape. Meanwhile, back at the ship, Aku has discovered that Xim did tell Frik and Twi about Palpatine, so she kills Frik.

Twi and Vam, on their way back, hear most of the fight through a transmitter thing on Frik, and realize that Aku has turned on them. They run and go into hiding with Sha Koon and Heart on Alderaan.

Aku returns to Coruscant to celebrate Empire Day. *grins*

Good?

[kanegunlock]

there is no way I Would work for Sith he Became a gray Jedi every thing he does is to protect
from being abused he works for no cause he quit being a merc.

[frikanzee]

alright...but i get to write my death scene

[Kiren Brockett]

Actually, I had a really nice death scene planned for you...

Kane, you don't know I'm a Sith at the time. I do actually tell you that killing Anakin will prevent him from becoming a Sith Lord. If you add that to the money, you're happy to help. XD

Yeah. I might get started on writing some stuff and bring it in on Monday.

[kanegunlock]

I REEEEEEEEAAALLLLLLLYYYYY don't want to be killed by Anakin HE IS LAME

TO THE MAX just freeze me please

[Kiren Brockett]

Kane, your death plays a really important part in the story.

Anakin may be lame, but he's more powerful than any Jedi and possibly Sith ever to live.

You can guide Luke as a Force ghost in the never-to-be-written sequel if you'd like... or guide your other random character, also inexplicably named Kane.

[kanegunlock]

that Evan lamer Why stop Anakin from becameing Vader I"d rather die in a Epic battle with him than die by the same but less cool persons hand

[Kiren Brockett]

Kaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaane...

Your character doesn't like the Sith. He hears that he can stop somebody from making the Sith even stronger, and he's ready to do it.

Your death will be quite a bit like Dooku's, actually. It's one of the niftier deaths in the story, and it's important. The whole thing would have to be rewritten if you lived.

I'm sorry. Everyone dies. EVERYONE. At some point.

[vampirate321]

so far, ;D

i would LOVE to have a bigger part. right now, im pretty much only running. LET ME BE MORE OF A BAD-@ss FIGHTER AND STUFF!!!

at least i get to kill aku in the sequel that will never be written ;D

[vampirate321]

and, HEY DIDNT YOU SAY I DONT DIE?!

[kanegunlock]

look I play alot of Star Wars video games that don't have any think to do with the movie's
(Knights of the old Republic I&II) the give diffrent ways to us the force and show more Of the Star wars Univers and the story's ar like 2000 years before the movies thats why I want to be in the Futrue.

[Kiren Brockett]

Vam, we'll have some fun scenes of you with your spiffy criminal court. You can kill people. Yay! Plus, you get to fight a few Jedi. This plot is the skeleton of the story.

I am leaving now. GOOD NIGHT.


Kane, at some point in the future, they can clone you. How's that?

Vam, I didn't mean everyone in the story dies... I meant everyone dies. Even stars burn out. Death. It's inevitable. Sorry to darken your day, but it's true. There's nothing anyone can do about it.

[kanegunlock]

Why?



Aku, who is getting angry: I didn't create life and death, Kane. I created the Crow's Nest. And I'm creating this fic. In which you die. Sorry.