Post by Schmergo on Jun 21, 2008 12:07:58 GMT -5
You can request any edits to this post you want, but this is basically for newbies who want to know a bit more about the members. Not all of my info may be correct because I may be misinformed/confused/a sneaky little liar/totally brain dead from listening to the Legally Blonde on Broadway soundtrack for two hours in a row.
Aku Mama: The admin's mum. She doesn't have any posts, and I don't think she actually comes on here. The account was made to monitor what goes on in this nest of crows.
ankhofthenight (Ankh): Active member. Joined through fanfiction. Downright awesome.
applelover: Inactive member. Joined through Remora's website, I believe.
artemisfowl: Inactive member. Moved to Oklahoma long, long ago. I used to use the reanimated corpse of his deserted account to sneak onto the Boys' board. LAWL. His posts may be rude, improperly punctuated, attitudinous, totally false and written by me, or any and all of the above.
Aysha: I honestly have no idea who this is. And this person has no posts, either, so I guess that makes her an inactive member.
Ba! Inactive member. Also known as Xero or Brandon. This bloke joined through Catherine (the member with the most names) and goes to the same school as many of us. Most famous for saying 'Burp. I spink I'll do a dance' and liking Linkin Park.
badoomchick12: Probably an inactive member, but too recent a join-er to tell. Joined through fanfiction.
bb: Also known as Sainyn Swiftfoot. Active member who joined through MNFF, writes lovely stories, and has the dubious distinction of having a banner that claims he's a 'a better beta than Jacob Black in the third Twilight book.'
Beaternumber1: Also known as Venham or VH, Beaternumber1 is an active member and a recent joiner who came from MNFF!
blackbelt: Spotty member, meaning he'll come to the site and not come back for like eight months and then become active and etc., etc., etc. He goes to the same school as many of us. We make fun of him on a lot of the threads, so if you see anything talking about someone named 'Ashveen' or 'Ash.'
Broker of Darkness: Active member, but rather on the spotty side. Joined through Catherine. Also known as DJC. He used to go to our middle school, but now goes to a different high school. Probably our most controversial member-- he posts some pretty strange/creepy/emo-style stuff-- and has gotten his account wrecked several times by Aku as punishment, but he's a cool guy.
CaT24FaN: Inactive member. Also known as Catherine, mrstomfelton, Superstar, and myriad other names. She goes to the same school as most of us. More normal than most of the rest of us. One of the first members.
cheerioh: Inactive member. Also known as Gracie, she goes to the same school as most of us. Joined through Ba!
christine: Inactive member. Probably joined through fanfiction; has never made a post, so I can't say anything about her.
cline: Inactive member. Joined through fanfiction, yay!
Demon Kitteh: Inactive member. Went to the same elementary as Aku and me, but goes to a different high school. One of the first members. A good friend of Kloud's.
Demonchild: Inactive member. The little brother of Vam, who you'll meet later on the list. He goes to the same high school as many of us.
djjay7613: Inactive member. Also called Jay. He goes to the same high school as many of us. Does remarkable impersonations of a particularly creepy janitor or Edna Turnblad during lunch sometimes. (Not necessary info, but I felt like saying it.)
E.R. O'Donnegale: Active member. Joined through fanfiction, yay! Really cool.
emmathegreat: Active member. Joined through fanfiction. A lovely person.
Enigma: Inactive member. Goes to the same high school as many of us. One of those 'world domination guys.' One of the first members.
foreverladymalfoy: Inactive member. Joined through fanfiction, but has never made a post, so I can't say anything about her except that she has a great name.
frikanzee: Active member... I think. Kinda spotty. Also known as Frik or Tomato Sauce. Goes to the same school as many of us. Writes fanfiction for fanfiction.net-- check it out. Her name is Haley, but she's nothing like Haley from Potter's Pentagon except that they're both cool.
funsized: I have no idea who this is. Great name, though.
Gator: Ditto.
Glo777: Inactive member. Went to the same elementary school as Aku and me, but a different middle and high school. Demon Kitteh's best friend and a friend of Kloud's.
harrypotterfangirl21: Inactive member. Also known as Katie. Joined through fanfiction, where she has several excellent stories and poems. She's really hilarious, but has been too busy for internet for awhile.
heiressofinsanity: I think she's inactive. Joined through fanfiction, and is super-awesome.
Hermioneabbeyjewel: Inactive/spotty member. Went to summer camp with Aku and is really into anime and Twilight and fanfiction and roleplaying and is terrific for conversation. She told so many people about my fanfiction that when I went to summer camp last summer, like thirty people had read my stories. It made me feel famous, and thanks to Abbey for that lovely ego boost! She also made a now-defunct Potter's Pentagon roleplaying site.
honnor: Don't know who this is.
imara: Inactive member. Likes music and is blackbelt's "pimp" for reasons we can't disclose. She goes to the same high school as many of us.
kadaj: Inactive member. Likes anime a whole lot and is an amazing artist and writer! (Also an excellent singer, dancer, pianist, and everything else. She's the kind of person who makes you sick from being too good at stuff.) Goes to the same school as many of us.
Kiren Brockett: Very, very, very, very active member. Because she's the admin. Also known as Akukama or Aku. Okay, if you don't know who she is, just leave now. She is the omniscient narrator/dictator of this site, and she gets her leadership inspiration from Lord Vetinari, the leader of a city where Machiavelli wouldn't even make it as a shrimp salesman. Okay, enough of that, Kiren is currently really into the French revolution and Les Miserables, and has some awesome Pirates of the Caribbean fanfiction up on fanfiction.net and helped me come up with Potter's Pentagon. I've known her since third grade, whoot.
Kloud: Currently inactive. Goes to the same school as many of us, and is a lovely, fun person. A lot of her posts refer to something/someone called 'Ewioy.' Don't worry about that, it's not important. One of the first members.
Luna Natashi: Active member. Also known as Neville's Girl. She has some really great stories on MuggleNet fanfiction; go read them. Goes to the same school as many of us and is extremely awesome.
Me *hearts* HP: Inactive member. Really, really, really loves Harry Potter and Twilight and is cooool. Goes to the same school as many of us.
Mihael Keel: This is the same person as Kadaj, despite the fact that this sounds like a name straight out of Discworld.
mousemaylikecheese: Active member. Joined through fanfiction. She is awesome and too smart for her own good!
Nemo: Currently inactive. Very smart guy who is a little too into communism and weapon design. On the way to becoming an Eagle Scout/world leader. Goes to the same school as many of us, and I've known him since first grade. He cannot impersonate the Rum Tum Tugger at all, but he CAN impersonate James Earl Jones.
Remora: Active member. Joined through fanfiction, where she has many amazing stories. She has her own site that I highly recommend. Remora is a funny and really cool person, like most of the fanfiction joiners. Also known as Clumsywerewolf.
sabrina: Inactive member. Goes to the same school as many of us, but was never really an active member of the site. She saved my life in chemistry class by actually knowing how to do math.
salthegemini: Inactive member. Goes to the same school as many of us, and is another one of those infuriating people who is really, really good at everything. She's really lovely and funny, though. Loves dragons a lot!
Schmergo: Active member. So active that she's typing this right now. This is *ME*, also known as Schmerg_The_Impaler or Fluffy Hair Girl. I'm perhaps best known for writing fanfiction on MuggleNet fanfiction and for being really short (me, not the fanfic). I'm obsessed with Harry Potter and Monty Python, and I tend to think I'm an Englishman from the 1790's named Sir Percy Blakeney, aka the Scarlet Pimpernel. I also love Les Miserables, every musical ever, Disney, Discworld, and classic literature esp. Jane Austen, and I'm really, really weird. I shudder when people talk about Jeopardy, rap, Twilight, anime, or Orlando Bloom, among many other things.
Sgt. Kane Gunlock: Active member. Usually called Kane. Goes to the same school as many of us. His spelling's not great, but he's a wonderful, wonderful person. He likes video games and comics a lot and likes to yell "METAL!"
sk8er2392: No idea whatsoever.
slowlearner: Inactive member. Goes to the same school as many of us and has possibly the most mesmerizing icon ever.
Somebody: Inactive member. Joined through neopets (online acquaintance of Aku's) and can be referred to as any name you want.
StalkerFaerie: No clue who this is.
strwberryblondie(potter4life): Inactive member. Goes to the same school as many of us. A big fan of Dan Radcliffe's, but was forced to leave the site by her parents. *Sob sniffle*
teuscherchocolate: Active member. Joined through fanfiction and is totally awesome.
thanquol: Inactive member. Good friend of Nemo, Aku, and me (Nemo and I have known him since first grade), and famously hits on Aku whenever possible. (Had to mention that, Aku, sorry.) Also known as The Mysterious One Who Come In The Night. He doesn't go to our school, but he's in the same Boy Scout troop as Nemo and my brother and is well on his way to being an Eagle Scout/evil dictator. (I'm making him sound terrible, but he's really cool.)
Tim The Enchanter: Active member. Joined through fanfiction, and is one of the most creative people I've run into. He's a terrific writer, so check him out on MuggleNet fanfiction, and also draws amazing pictures.
twilightvampire666: Inactive member. Oh dear, now things are getting murky. So many members on this end of the list have similar names. Anyway, she goes to the same school as many of us and we usually call her Twi. If she's who I think she is, that is.
vampirate321: Spotty member. Goes to the same school as many of us, and made gym class and drivers' ed survivable for me. Loves Twilight and Pirates of the Caribbean! She's really funny and awesome (despite loving Edward "Disgustingpants" Cullen) and the big sister of Demonchild. We usually call her Vam.
veto: Inactive member. I think she joined through fanfiction... she only made one post, so I'm not positive.
victoria: Inactive member. Joined through fanfiction.
wickedbytwilight: Active member. Joined through fanfiction and is a big fan of Harry Potter, Twilight, and Wicked. She's lovely.
wickedgrl75: Spotty member. A future musical theatre star, she goes to the same school as many of us. She also has a hyper dog named King and lives right down the street from Kadaj and me, so we can hang out and creep people out all the time. (She's also in our chorus.)
Zaldax: Inactive member. Also known as Zim or (more commonly) Xim. A friend of mine who goes to a different school but sometimes comes to my church, despite being a different religion. Happens to be talented at Shakespearean acting and stage combat, among too many other things to mention.
Aku Mama: The admin's mum. She doesn't have any posts, and I don't think she actually comes on here. The account was made to monitor what goes on in this nest of crows.
ankhofthenight (Ankh): Active member. Joined through fanfiction. Downright awesome.
applelover: Inactive member. Joined through Remora's website, I believe.
artemisfowl: Inactive member. Moved to Oklahoma long, long ago. I used to use the reanimated corpse of his deserted account to sneak onto the Boys' board. LAWL. His posts may be rude, improperly punctuated, attitudinous, totally false and written by me, or any and all of the above.
Aysha: I honestly have no idea who this is. And this person has no posts, either, so I guess that makes her an inactive member.
Ba! Inactive member. Also known as Xero or Brandon. This bloke joined through Catherine (the member with the most names) and goes to the same school as many of us. Most famous for saying 'Burp. I spink I'll do a dance' and liking Linkin Park.
badoomchick12: Probably an inactive member, but too recent a join-er to tell. Joined through fanfiction.
bb: Also known as Sainyn Swiftfoot. Active member who joined through MNFF, writes lovely stories, and has the dubious distinction of having a banner that claims he's a 'a better beta than Jacob Black in the third Twilight book.'
Beaternumber1: Also known as Venham or VH, Beaternumber1 is an active member and a recent joiner who came from MNFF!
blackbelt: Spotty member, meaning he'll come to the site and not come back for like eight months and then become active and etc., etc., etc. He goes to the same school as many of us. We make fun of him on a lot of the threads, so if you see anything talking about someone named 'Ashveen' or 'Ash.'
Broker of Darkness: Active member, but rather on the spotty side. Joined through Catherine. Also known as DJC. He used to go to our middle school, but now goes to a different high school. Probably our most controversial member-- he posts some pretty strange/creepy/emo-style stuff-- and has gotten his account wrecked several times by Aku as punishment, but he's a cool guy.
CaT24FaN: Inactive member. Also known as Catherine, mrstomfelton, Superstar, and myriad other names. She goes to the same school as most of us. More normal than most of the rest of us. One of the first members.
cheerioh: Inactive member. Also known as Gracie, she goes to the same school as most of us. Joined through Ba!
christine: Inactive member. Probably joined through fanfiction; has never made a post, so I can't say anything about her.
cline: Inactive member. Joined through fanfiction, yay!
Demon Kitteh: Inactive member. Went to the same elementary as Aku and me, but goes to a different high school. One of the first members. A good friend of Kloud's.
Demonchild: Inactive member. The little brother of Vam, who you'll meet later on the list. He goes to the same high school as many of us.
djjay7613: Inactive member. Also called Jay. He goes to the same high school as many of us. Does remarkable impersonations of a particularly creepy janitor or Edna Turnblad during lunch sometimes. (Not necessary info, but I felt like saying it.)
E.R. O'Donnegale: Active member. Joined through fanfiction, yay! Really cool.
emmathegreat: Active member. Joined through fanfiction. A lovely person.
Enigma: Inactive member. Goes to the same high school as many of us. One of those 'world domination guys.' One of the first members.
foreverladymalfoy: Inactive member. Joined through fanfiction, but has never made a post, so I can't say anything about her except that she has a great name.
frikanzee: Active member... I think. Kinda spotty. Also known as Frik or Tomato Sauce. Goes to the same school as many of us. Writes fanfiction for fanfiction.net-- check it out. Her name is Haley, but she's nothing like Haley from Potter's Pentagon except that they're both cool.
funsized: I have no idea who this is. Great name, though.
Gator: Ditto.
Glo777: Inactive member. Went to the same elementary school as Aku and me, but a different middle and high school. Demon Kitteh's best friend and a friend of Kloud's.
harrypotterfangirl21: Inactive member. Also known as Katie. Joined through fanfiction, where she has several excellent stories and poems. She's really hilarious, but has been too busy for internet for awhile.
heiressofinsanity: I think she's inactive. Joined through fanfiction, and is super-awesome.
Hermioneabbeyjewel: Inactive/spotty member. Went to summer camp with Aku and is really into anime and Twilight and fanfiction and roleplaying and is terrific for conversation. She told so many people about my fanfiction that when I went to summer camp last summer, like thirty people had read my stories. It made me feel famous, and thanks to Abbey for that lovely ego boost! She also made a now-defunct Potter's Pentagon roleplaying site.
honnor: Don't know who this is.
imara: Inactive member. Likes music and is blackbelt's "pimp" for reasons we can't disclose. She goes to the same high school as many of us.
kadaj: Inactive member. Likes anime a whole lot and is an amazing artist and writer! (Also an excellent singer, dancer, pianist, and everything else. She's the kind of person who makes you sick from being too good at stuff.) Goes to the same school as many of us.
Kiren Brockett: Very, very, very, very active member. Because she's the admin. Also known as Akukama or Aku. Okay, if you don't know who she is, just leave now. She is the omniscient narrator/dictator of this site, and she gets her leadership inspiration from Lord Vetinari, the leader of a city where Machiavelli wouldn't even make it as a shrimp salesman. Okay, enough of that, Kiren is currently really into the French revolution and Les Miserables, and has some awesome Pirates of the Caribbean fanfiction up on fanfiction.net and helped me come up with Potter's Pentagon. I've known her since third grade, whoot.
Kloud: Currently inactive. Goes to the same school as many of us, and is a lovely, fun person. A lot of her posts refer to something/someone called 'Ewioy.' Don't worry about that, it's not important. One of the first members.
Luna Natashi: Active member. Also known as Neville's Girl. She has some really great stories on MuggleNet fanfiction; go read them. Goes to the same school as many of us and is extremely awesome.
Me *hearts* HP: Inactive member. Really, really, really loves Harry Potter and Twilight and is cooool. Goes to the same school as many of us.
Mihael Keel: This is the same person as Kadaj, despite the fact that this sounds like a name straight out of Discworld.
mousemaylikecheese: Active member. Joined through fanfiction. She is awesome and too smart for her own good!
Nemo: Currently inactive. Very smart guy who is a little too into communism and weapon design. On the way to becoming an Eagle Scout/world leader. Goes to the same school as many of us, and I've known him since first grade. He cannot impersonate the Rum Tum Tugger at all, but he CAN impersonate James Earl Jones.
Remora: Active member. Joined through fanfiction, where she has many amazing stories. She has her own site that I highly recommend. Remora is a funny and really cool person, like most of the fanfiction joiners. Also known as Clumsywerewolf.
sabrina: Inactive member. Goes to the same school as many of us, but was never really an active member of the site. She saved my life in chemistry class by actually knowing how to do math.
salthegemini: Inactive member. Goes to the same school as many of us, and is another one of those infuriating people who is really, really good at everything. She's really lovely and funny, though. Loves dragons a lot!
Schmergo: Active member. So active that she's typing this right now. This is *ME*, also known as Schmerg_The_Impaler or Fluffy Hair Girl. I'm perhaps best known for writing fanfiction on MuggleNet fanfiction and for being really short (me, not the fanfic). I'm obsessed with Harry Potter and Monty Python, and I tend to think I'm an Englishman from the 1790's named Sir Percy Blakeney, aka the Scarlet Pimpernel. I also love Les Miserables, every musical ever, Disney, Discworld, and classic literature esp. Jane Austen, and I'm really, really weird. I shudder when people talk about Jeopardy, rap, Twilight, anime, or Orlando Bloom, among many other things.
Sgt. Kane Gunlock: Active member. Usually called Kane. Goes to the same school as many of us. His spelling's not great, but he's a wonderful, wonderful person. He likes video games and comics a lot and likes to yell "METAL!"
sk8er2392: No idea whatsoever.
slowlearner: Inactive member. Goes to the same school as many of us and has possibly the most mesmerizing icon ever.
Somebody: Inactive member. Joined through neopets (online acquaintance of Aku's) and can be referred to as any name you want.
StalkerFaerie: No clue who this is.
strwberryblondie(potter4life): Inactive member. Goes to the same school as many of us. A big fan of Dan Radcliffe's, but was forced to leave the site by her parents. *Sob sniffle*
teuscherchocolate: Active member. Joined through fanfiction and is totally awesome.
thanquol: Inactive member. Good friend of Nemo, Aku, and me (Nemo and I have known him since first grade), and famously hits on Aku whenever possible. (Had to mention that, Aku, sorry.) Also known as The Mysterious One Who Come In The Night. He doesn't go to our school, but he's in the same Boy Scout troop as Nemo and my brother and is well on his way to being an Eagle Scout/evil dictator. (I'm making him sound terrible, but he's really cool.)
Tim The Enchanter: Active member. Joined through fanfiction, and is one of the most creative people I've run into. He's a terrific writer, so check him out on MuggleNet fanfiction, and also draws amazing pictures.
twilightvampire666: Inactive member. Oh dear, now things are getting murky. So many members on this end of the list have similar names. Anyway, she goes to the same school as many of us and we usually call her Twi. If she's who I think she is, that is.
vampirate321: Spotty member. Goes to the same school as many of us, and made gym class and drivers' ed survivable for me. Loves Twilight and Pirates of the Caribbean! She's really funny and awesome (despite loving Edward "Disgustingpants" Cullen) and the big sister of Demonchild. We usually call her Vam.
veto: Inactive member. I think she joined through fanfiction... she only made one post, so I'm not positive.
victoria: Inactive member. Joined through fanfiction.
wickedbytwilight: Active member. Joined through fanfiction and is a big fan of Harry Potter, Twilight, and Wicked. She's lovely.
wickedgrl75: Spotty member. A future musical theatre star, she goes to the same school as many of us. She also has a hyper dog named King and lives right down the street from Kadaj and me, so we can hang out and creep people out all the time. (She's also in our chorus.)
Zaldax: Inactive member. Also known as Zim or (more commonly) Xim. A friend of mine who goes to a different school but sometimes comes to my church, despite being a different religion. Happens to be talented at Shakespearean acting and stage combat, among too many other things to mention.