Kloud
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If you ever wanted to know what an Ewioy Plushie looks like... there you go.
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Post by Kloud on Apr 30, 2006 19:45:16 GMT -5
x3 I like Kee-rin more. =D Feels more natural.
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Post by strwberryblondie(potter4life) on May 1, 2006 5:08:48 GMT -5
yeah, when i first came on and i saw your name i was like o ok keerin brockett but yeah i think it is more natural
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Schmergo
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Post by Schmergo on May 2, 2006 15:48:42 GMT -5
I've always said "ky-REN..." Less than a minute ago, a telemarketer called us and left a message on the answering machine. I, being the intellectual person that I am, waited about a minute, then picked up the phone and grunted, "Meh," in a rather Neanderthal-ish manner and slammed the receiver back down. It was funny.
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Post by artemisfowl on May 2, 2006 20:04:41 GMT -5
that isnt really funny...
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Kloud
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If you ever wanted to know what an Ewioy Plushie looks like... there you go.
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Post by Kloud on May 3, 2006 16:10:52 GMT -5
=3 But of course it was funny. ^^ *gives Arty a cookie*
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Schmergo
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Post by Schmergo on May 4, 2006 17:40:11 GMT -5
Today I was jogging with my sister, and I ran by a dude eating a popsicle. I was thirsty and tired. So I shouted, "DUDE! CAN I EAT YOUR POPSICLE!" He said "NO!" So I said, "YOU'RE MEAN!" And then his mom came out, so I ran away. I'm kind of glad he didn't give it to me, because it was in his mouth.
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Post by artemisfowl on May 7, 2006 12:38:57 GMT -5
ew.
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Post by artemisfowl on May 14, 2006 12:34:28 GMT -5
today in sunday school me and schmergo were trying to prank call people on this site but she couldnt remember abyones phone number except for akukakakakakakakakakakathings. it was boring.
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Schmergo
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Post by Schmergo on May 15, 2006 14:52:35 GMT -5
Actually , it was fun!!! Aku's mom deleted the message, though...
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Schmergo
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Post by Schmergo on May 16, 2006 15:07:40 GMT -5
Telemarketer: Hi, I'm Melissa from State Farm, and...
Me: (In Scots accent) Do ya come from Scotland?
Telemarketer: No... Nevada, actually.
Me: Ew. (Hangs up)
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Somebody
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This is text. Great, isn't it?
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Post by Somebody on May 16, 2006 15:19:56 GMT -5
Finally a telemarketer moment!
Me: Hello? Phil: Hi, I'm Phil from State Farm (*looks at previous post* Uncanny...) and I- Me: Probably not. Phil: What? Me: I can read your mind, pathetic mortal. You were about to ask if I wanted to buy something. Phil: No. I was just going to ask if *rattles off a list of things insurance can cover* were covered. Me: I wouldn't know. Phil: How old are you? Me: I'm a wittle five year owd boy. Phil *very gullible*: Could you please hand the phone to your father? Me: Dude, he like, died, in like a car crash when I was, like, you know, two. Phil: Um... so are you interested in- Me: You are persistent, aren't you? Phil: Well- Me: Couldn't you just hang up now? Phil: You're sure you're not interested in- Me: Pudding? Phil: Pudding? Me: I'd LOVE to buy some pudding! Phil: Actually, sir, could I interest you in a- Me: *cackles* PUDDING! Phil: One more chnace- Me: This phone will explode in ten seconds. Ten, nine, eight- Phil: Have a nice day, sir. *hangs up*
THAT WAS GREAT!!!!!
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Post by Broker of Darkness on May 17, 2006 16:29:34 GMT -5
Dang i don't have any stories to share...
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Schmergo
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Post by Schmergo on May 18, 2006 15:25:45 GMT -5
That "dude, he died in a car crash in..." thing reminded me of Juliet from the third Artemis Fowl book, when the car is getting searched. "People are like always looking for daddy. He is SO not here. And I mean that pshysically and spiritually, y'know?"
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Post by Me *hearts* HP on May 18, 2006 16:52:51 GMT -5
I remember, you're right...
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Schmergo
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Post by Schmergo on May 19, 2006 14:36:00 GMT -5
This isn't a telemarketer, but it was weird.
Me: Heyyyy, I had Reese's for breakfast! *Eyebrow eyebrow* Reese: ....
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Post by artemisfowl on May 27, 2006 12:17:32 GMT -5
thats wrong.
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