Post by blackbelt on Apr 7, 2006 17:07:18 GMT -5
www.jokefrog.com/flash/starwarz-ganster-rap.shtml
Lyrics for those bored(Now it's color coded!):
It's not the east or the west side
No, it's not!
It's not the north or the south side
No, it's not!
It's the Dark Side
You are correct.
Can't front on the Empire.
So all you Vader haters out there,
We'll blow your planet up.
What is thy bidding my master?
It's the disaster,
Skywalker we're after.
But if he can be,
Sent to the Dark Side
Yes.
He'd be a powerful ally.
Another Dark Jedi.
He will join us or die.
We got Death Star.
We got Death Star.
We got Death Star.
We got Death Star.
We got Death Star.
We got Death Star.
We got Death Star.
We got Death Star.
And you know that we got Death Star.
And you know that we got Death Star!
Get your butt over here right now!
Stop monkeying around with that Landspeeder
Where them 2 droids I asked you to clean, boy?
You clean your room?
Uncle Owen,
I know I'm on probation.
I cleaned the droids
Can I go to the hotsie station?
I got a lay away on the power of murder.
But now you treating me like a scruffy dog murderer.
Luke,
Use the force and run
Run to Dagabah
Run to Dagabah
Luke,
Use the force and run
Run to Dagabah
Run to Dagabah
I'm Yoda.
I'm a soldier.
I'll mold ya then fold ya.
I thought I told ya.
Don't be unwise.
Judge me not by my size.
You won't believe your eyes.
Watch the X-Wing rise.
Yoda,
Why you being a playa hata?
You know that I still must,
Confront Lord Vader.
But Luke,
Not ready are you.
But there's a city in the clouds where they keeping my crew.
A Jedi's gotta do what a Jedi's gotta do.
So now Vader, I'm coming for you!
Yeah, that's right R2.
Set a new course.
We're going to Cloud City.
Ah.
That's some mighty good Genetonic.
Would you fix me up another?
Impressive.
Now release your anger.
You must have sensed
Your friends were in danger.
Ow,
Why'd you slice off my hand?
It's imperative that you understand.
Obi-Wan would never bother
Telling you about your father.
He told me enough.
He told me you killed him.
Then there's something
I must reveal then.
I'm your father.
I'm your father.
I'm your father.
I'm your father.
I'm your father.
I'm your father.
I'm your father.
I'm your father.
Knock him out the box, Luke,
Knock him out.
Knock him out the box, Luke,
Knock him out.
Knock him out the box, Luke,
Knock him out.
Knock him out the box, Luke,
Knock him out.
Knock him out the box, Luke.
Lyrics for those bored(Now it's color coded!):
It's not the east or the west side
No, it's not!
It's not the north or the south side
No, it's not!
It's the Dark Side
You are correct.
Can't front on the Empire.
So all you Vader haters out there,
We'll blow your planet up.
What is thy bidding my master?
It's the disaster,
Skywalker we're after.
But if he can be,
Sent to the Dark Side
Yes.
He'd be a powerful ally.
Another Dark Jedi.
He will join us or die.
We got Death Star.
We got Death Star.
We got Death Star.
We got Death Star.
We got Death Star.
We got Death Star.
We got Death Star.
We got Death Star.
And you know that we got Death Star.
And you know that we got Death Star!
Get your butt over here right now!
Stop monkeying around with that Landspeeder
Where them 2 droids I asked you to clean, boy?
You clean your room?
Uncle Owen,
I know I'm on probation.
I cleaned the droids
Can I go to the hotsie station?
I got a lay away on the power of murder.
But now you treating me like a scruffy dog murderer.
Luke,
Use the force and run
Run to Dagabah
Run to Dagabah
Luke,
Use the force and run
Run to Dagabah
Run to Dagabah
I'm Yoda.
I'm a soldier.
I'll mold ya then fold ya.
I thought I told ya.
Don't be unwise.
Judge me not by my size.
You won't believe your eyes.
Watch the X-Wing rise.
Yoda,
Why you being a playa hata?
You know that I still must,
Confront Lord Vader.
But Luke,
Not ready are you.
But there's a city in the clouds where they keeping my crew.
A Jedi's gotta do what a Jedi's gotta do.
So now Vader, I'm coming for you!
Yeah, that's right R2.
Set a new course.
We're going to Cloud City.
Ah.
That's some mighty good Genetonic.
Would you fix me up another?
Impressive.
Now release your anger.
You must have sensed
Your friends were in danger.
Ow,
Why'd you slice off my hand?
It's imperative that you understand.
Obi-Wan would never bother
Telling you about your father.
He told me enough.
He told me you killed him.
Then there's something
I must reveal then.
I'm your father.
I'm your father.
I'm your father.
I'm your father.
I'm your father.
I'm your father.
I'm your father.
I'm your father.
Knock him out the box, Luke,
Knock him out.
Knock him out the box, Luke,
Knock him out.
Knock him out the box, Luke,
Knock him out.
Knock him out the box, Luke,
Knock him out.
Knock him out the box, Luke.
That thing officially scares me... *hides under bed*
