2 Songs By Tom and the Riddles!

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Okay, here are two songs:

THE HARRY POTTER ULTIMATE SHOWDOWN (aka Final Battle)
Harry Potter Ultimate Showdown
Hungarian Horntail was hopping around
Hogwarts Castle like a big playground
when Alastor Moody burst from the shade
and hit the horntail with a big grenade
The horntail just roared and began to attack
but then he got blocked by old Sirius Black
who proceeded to shoot them like the game Halo 2
when Harry Potter came out of the blue
and he started beating up Sirius Black
then they both got flattened as the horntail’s snack
but before it could make it back to its cave
Albus Dumbledore popped out of his grave
and took an AK47 out from under his hat
and blew Moody away with a rat-a-tat-tat
but he ran out of bullets and he ran away
because Severus Snape came to save the day

this is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny
good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see
and only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
this is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny

The horntail took a bite out of Severus Snape
like an emperor took a bite out of a grape
and then Black came back covered in a tire track
but Voldemort jumped out and landed on his back
and Moody was injured, and trying to get steady
when Albus Dumbledore came back with a machete
but suddenly something caught his leg and he tripped
And Bill Weasley took him out with a whip
then he saw the horntail sneaking up from behind
and he reached for his wand which he just couldn't find
'cause Moody stole it and he shot and he missed
and Voldemort deflected it with his fist
then he jumped in the air and did a summersault
while Albus Dumbledore tried to pole vault
onto Severus Snape, but they collided in the air
then they both got hit by a Basilisk Stare, oooh

this is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny
good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see
and only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
this is the Ultimate Showdown...

angels sang out in immaculate chorus
down from the heavens descended Miss Norris
who delivered a bite which could almost kill
To the crotch of poor, unfortunate Bill.
who fell over, writhing in pain, on a couch
as Moody changed back into Barty Crouch
Miss Norris saw through his clever disguise
And, using her claws, she scratched out his eyes.

then before anyone could continue the fight,
The Fat Lady’s portrait and Sir Cadogan the Knight and
Our old friend Blaise Zabini, eating fettucine
Hagrid’s distant cousins, Ogg and Teeny
Fred and George, Colin Creevey, Viktor Krum, and Ginny Weasley
Rita Skeeter, every single Power Ranger
Seven thousand Death Eaters and Hermione Granger,
Gilderoy, Malfoy, his boy, and some stranger
all came out of no where from behind a bush
and they kicked Miss Norris in her kitty tush
it was the bloodiest battle the world ever saw
with civilians looking on total awe

and the fight raged on for a century
many lives were claimed, but eventually
the champion stood, the rest saw their better:
Ronald Weasley in a bloodstained sweater

this is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny
good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see
and only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
this is the Ultimate Showdown...
this is the Ultimate Showdown...
this is the Ultimate Showdown...
of Ultimate Destiny

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And here's Dark Lord's Paradise:
A Dark Lord’s Paradise
As I walk toward my horcrux, through an underground lake
I see my own reflection and think, “I look like a snake!”
But that's just perfect for Dark Lord like me,
You know I wouldn’t get far if I were too pretty.
At 4:30 in the mornin' I'm whippin’ my wand,
Of Avada Kedavra, I’m extremely fond, fool
And I've been plotting and scheming so long that
Even even 6/7ths of my soul is gone.
I'm a guy who says “DIE!”, I'm into homicide,
Thanks to me and my spells, Potter’s family died.
But if you do your evil deeds before quarter to nine,
Then tonight we're going to party like the whole world is mind.
(Chorus) I’ve been spending my whole life living in a Dark Lord’s Paradise,
Met up with Potter once or twice, living in a Dark Lord’s Paradise,
And no one can call me nice, living in a Dark Lord’s Paradise,
I’m so gross, my lice have lice, living in a Dark Lord’s Paradise.
A local boy tapped my shoulder one fine day,
I just turned around and used my trusty AK.
It was really quite fun, but a tad bit dull,
So I redecorated my bedroom using his skull.
But I ain't never eaten no one even if he deserved it,
‘Cos unless you’re Fenrir Greyback, you know that's unheard of.
Got Diggory killed and that Dumbledore quack,
And my homies agree, I did a good job on Black, fool
If you read my memoirs, you'll be moved to tears,
I stinkin’ lived as a spirit for 13 stinkin’ years,
But I’m still not all bad, so please don't point and stare,
I’m just kind of morally impaired.
Father‘s bone, Pete’s arm, and Potter’s blood, just a simple mix of three
Normal household ingredients resurrected lil’ old me.
(chorus) I’ve been spending my whole life living in a Dark Lord’s Paradise,
I’ve got no nose and bright red eyes, living in a Dark Lord’s Paradise,
Got fangs and pale as rice, living in a Dark Lord’s Paradise,
You’d best beware of werewolf bites, living in an Amish Paradise
Threatening my servants, stalking Harry Potter,
Killing his protectors, like his mum and father.
Think you're really evil? Think that you’ll go far?
Well I know I’m a million times as evil as you are.
I'm the psycho guy baby Death Munchers want to be like
With my wand day and night, sendin’ folks to the afterlife.
So don't complain, and don't be whiney,
Or else, dear Potter, I might have to kill your friends Ron and Hermione.
(chorus) I’ve been spending my whole life living in a Dark Lord’s Paradise,
Your life might be a sacrifice, living in a Dark Lord’s Paradise,
No one’s life’s too high a price, living in a Dark Lord’s Paradise,
I’ve already sung this twice, living in a Dark Lord’s Paradise,
Mwahahahahahahahahahahahaha, yeah!

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See, we're awesome. I can't post the wav file, though. Oh yeah, we also have this really funny thing called Be Prepared (For Voldemort), which is where we got a midi file for the song "Be Prepared" from the Lion King and remixed it and then rewrote the lyrics, so now it sounds REALLY cool... but the lyrics are on my other computer.