CubbiGummi wants to shag Death (ahahahahahahahaha)
PeterPan just can't quit FriarLaurence
BrainySmurf is turning cartwheels for Jack
FriarLaurence would hang for SleepingBeauty
MartyMcFly wants to shag DJTanner
Po is flirting with TheLoneRanger
SamuelLJackson dreams about Riku (who doesn't? -audible laughter-)
Shaggy is stalking thingyCheney
SeverusSnape wants to shag BarryManilow
SnowWhite just can't quit LizzieBorden (AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA... wow)
WillTurner is turning cartwheels for JohnEdwards
thingyCheney has a shrine to IndianaJones
TheWhiteWitch just can't quit TinkyWinky
Aquaman is in love with ChiaPet
Belle wants to shag SonicTheHedgehog
Zorro is running for President with Aragorn
CountOlaf writes sonnets to MarkAntony
PoppaSmurf has a shrine to Glinda
Hamlet is flirting with StephenColbert
DarthVader is in love with Raphael
Adam is shagging Mercutio
StephanieTanner has an eye on House (little young, don't ya think?)
MaryPoppins is serenading Apollo
Lilo writes sonnets to SeverusSnape
BartSimpson wants to shag StephanieTanner
SailorMars remembers the Snowdens of yesteryear with Violet
Gandalf writes fic about Donatello
Kenny dreams about ShirleyTemple (kenny w/o the hood is sooo cuutteee)
Michelangelo is serenading Daredevil
Inuyasha is in love with BarryManilow
Superman is in love with HeMan
wow, waaayyyy too amusing for its own good.