Lyric Time!!!

[vampirate321]

i just watched the weird al version of american pie, i liked it ;D. then again, i like all of weird al's songs

[Schmergo]

Good choice! That's one of my favourite songs of all time. (Referring to Kane's post of "Brain Damage" by Pink Floyd.)

The following is the Beatles' "I Am The Walrus," quite possibly the most surreal song ever.

I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together.
See how they run like pigs from a gun, see how they fly.
I'm crying.

Sitting on a cornflake, waiting for the van to come.
Corporation tee-shirt, stupid bloody Tuesday.
Boy, you been a naughty boy, and let your face grow long.
I am the eggman, they are the eggmen, I am the walrus,
kookoocachoo

Mister City P'liceman sitting
Pretty little policemen in a row.
See how they fly like Lucy in the Sky, see how they run.
I'm crying. I'm crying,
I'm crying. I'm crying.

Yellow matter custard, dripping from a dead dog's eye.
Crabalocker fishwife, pornographic priestess,
Boy, you been a naughty girl you let your Knickers down.
I am the eggman, they are the eggmen, I am the walrus,
kookoocachoo

Sitting in an English garden waiting for the sun.
If the sun don't come, you get a tan
From standing in the English rain.
I am the eggmen, they are the eggmen, I am the walrus,
Kookoocachoo

Expert texpert choking smokers,
Don't you think the joker laughs at you? (ho ho ho, he, he he, ha, ha, ha)
See how they smile like pigs in a sty, see how they snied.
I'm crying.

Semolina pilchard, climbing up the Eiffel Tower.
Elementary penguin singing Hare Krishna.
Man, you should have seen them kicking Edgar Allan Poe.
I am the eggman, they are the eggmen, I am the walrus,
kookoocachoo, kookoocachoo, kookoocachoo, kookoocachoo
(rhythmical speaking along with juba's).
Juba juba juba, juba, juba, juba, juba, juba, juba juba. Juba juba.....
(speaking)

--Repeat (eventually juba's will stop) and fade until end.--
during the fade out background vocals:]

[Simultaneously:] 'Everybody's got one and 'Oompa, oompa, stick it up your number.'

[kanegunlock]

Mad World Lyrics
» Gary Jules
All around me are familiar faces
Worn out places, worn out faces
Bright and early for their daily races
Going nowhere, going nowhere
Their tears are filling up their glasses
No expression, no expression
Hide my head I want to drown my sorrow
No tomorrow, no tomorrow

And I find it kinda funny
I find it kinda sad
The dreams in which I'm dying
Are the best I've ever had
I find it hard to tell you
I find it hard to take
When people run in circles
It's a very, very mad world mad world

Children waiting for the day they feel good
Happy Birthday, Happy Birthday
Made to feel the way that every child should
Sit and listen, sit and listen
Went to school and I was very nervous
No one knew me, no one knew me
Hello teacher tell me what's my lesson
Look right through me, look right through me

And I find it kinda funny
I find it kinda sad
The dreams in which I'm dying
Are the best I've ever had
I find it hard to tell you
I find it hard to take
When people run in circles
It's a very, very mad world ... world
Enlarge your world
Mad world

[vampirate321]

i dont know y, but suddenly this popped into my head...

Kookaburra Kookaburra sits on the old gum tree
Merry merry king of the bush is he
Laugh Kookaburra, laugh Kookaburra
Gay your life must be

Kookaburra sits on the old gum tree
Eating all the gumdrops he can see
Stop Kookaburra, stop Kookaburra
Leave some gums for me

Kookaburra sits on the old gum tree
Counting all the monkeys he can see
Stop Kookaburra, stop Kookaburra
That's no monkey, that's ME!!!

[Schmergo]

Speaking of Australian songs, this was in my head the other day:


Once a jolly swagman camped by a billabong,
Under the shade of a coolibah tree,
And he sang as he watched and waited 'til his billy boiled
"Who'll come a-waltzing, Matilda, with me?"

Waltzing Matilda, Waltzing Matilda
Who'll come a-waltzing, Matilda, with me
And he sang as he watched and waited 'til his billy boiled,
"Who'll come a-waltzing, Matilda, with me?"

Along came a jumbuck to drink at the billabong,
Up jumped the swagman and grabbed him with glee,
And he sang as he stowed that jumbuck in his tucker bag,
"You'll come a-waltzing, Matilda, with me".

Waltzing Matilda, Waltzing Matilda
Who'll come a-waltzing, Matilda, with me
And he sang as he watched and waited 'til his billy boiled,
"Who'll come a-waltzing, Matilda, with me?"

Up rode the squatter, mounted on his thoroughbred,
Down came the troopers, one, two, three,
Whose is that jumbuck you've got in your tucker bag?"
"You'll come a-waltzing, Matilda, with me."

Waltzing Matilda, Waltzing Matilda
Who'll come a-waltzing, Matilda, with me
And he sang as he watched and waited 'til his billy boiled,
"Who'll come a-waltzing, Matilda, with me?"

Up jumped the swagman, leapt into the billabong,
"You'll never catch me alive," said he,
And his ghost may be heard as you pass by the billabong,
"Who'll come a-waltzing, Matilda, with me."

Waltzing Matilda, Waltzing Matilda
Who'll come a-waltzing, Matilda, with me
And he sang as he watched and waited 'til his billy boiled,
Who'll come a-waltzing, Matilda, with me?"

[kanegunlock]

I love the song mad world chick it out schmergo you mit like it to (even though it is pretty sad )

[Broker of Darkness]

Slayer "Catatonic"

Fear is just interpretation
Feeds my motivation
Our time together is
A bloodbath of serenity
Plead no more
There's no confusing the finale
Excitation
My rancid passion is electrified

Accept this
My religion of torture
I can't see any purity
Just imperfection and obscenity
My blood soaked hands devise
Your slow methodic demise
Asphxiate the world
It's blind without me

Catatonic
Catatonic
I'm numb in priceless solitude
Exhilarating keeping pieces of you near


visions of decapitation
My mental masturbation
I try to resurrect
Your consciousness your intellect

Once so pure
Your pain excites and it tests me
Excitation
The empty state emitting from your eyes

Embrace it
My religion of tortue
All I see are the impurities
The imperfections and obscenities


Accept it
The religion of torture
Excitation
The rancid passion coming from your eyes

My blood soaked hands devise
Your slow methodic demise
Asphyxiate the world
It's blind without me

Catatonic
Catatonic
I'm numb in priceless solitude
Exterminating all the voiceless multitudes
I can't stop because it's so hypnotic
Catatonic
Catatonic

[vampirate321]

Yo ho, all together

Hoist the Colours high

Heave ho, thieves and beggars

never shall we die

[Kiren Brockett]

Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Schmergo]

You even spelled 'colours' properly!

[Kiren Brockett]

Of course.

"Hoist the Colors" looks stupid.

[Schmergo]

I was just happy, because Vam usually doesn't like it when I spell things *AHEM* properly.

[Kloud]

Actually, I'm pretty sure that it's 'haul together', instead of 'all together'. o.o I've seen it both ways everywhere, though, and both would make sense in my opinion, so it doesn't greatly matter.

[vampirate321]

HEY!!!
and no, as stated in "ask a stupid question", it is indeed ALL together not haul together

[Broker of Darkness]

I take it thats POTC realted...Such an overrated series...The first one wasn't even that good....Slayer so Pwns pirates

[vampirate321]

*gasps in horror* the first was good!! take it back!!

[Kloud]

Where did you hear that? o.o Of about the 20 lyrics sites I saw for this song, I'd say that a good half of them said all, and the other said haul. Personally, I think it sounds like haul myself. =P

[vampirate321]

im 99.99% positive (never 100% incase im wrong) it was all

[Schmergo]

Hey, he's entitled to his opinion! The "Pirates" films are probably overrated-- they're among the biggest box-office smashes in history, and they don't even get good reviews-- but I love them to death anyway. ^_^ They're just so funny and random, and they have such cool characters. And... swashbuckling!

[vampirate321]

i know he is, i was just being difficult ^-^
to quote my cousin, they're "overrated fan flicks"
still love them anyway ;D