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Post by Broker of Darkness on Jun 13, 2007 16:49:21 GMT -5
Yeahhh....About that....
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Post by salthegemini on Jun 14, 2007 14:01:53 GMT -5
They're Coming to Take Me Away, Ha-Haaa from: Dr. Demento's Delights
Remember when you ran away and I got on my knees and begged you not to leave because I'd go berserk?? Well... You left me anyhow and then the days got worse and worse and now you see I've gone completely out of my mind.. And.. They're coming to take me away, ha-haaa!! They're coming to take me away, ho-ho, hee-hee, ha-haaa To the funny farm. Where life is beautiful all the time and I'll be happy to see those nice young men in their clean white coats and they're coming to take me away, ha-haaa!!!!!
You thought it was a joke and so you laughed, you laughed when I had said that loosing you would make me flip my lid.. RIGHT??? I know you laughed, I heard you laugh, you laughed you laughed and laughed and then you left, but now you know I'm utterly mad... And..
They're coming to take me away, ha-haaa, They're coming to take me away, ho-ho, hee-hee, ha-haaa. To the happy home. With trees and flowers and chirping birds and basket weavers who sit and smile and twiddle their thumbs and toes and they're coming to take me away, ha-haaa!!!
I cooked your food, I cleaned your house, and this is how you pay me back for all my kind unselfish loving deeds.. Huh?? Well you just wait, they'll find you yet and when they do they'll put you in the ASPCA, you mangy mutt!!! And...
They're coming to take me away, ha-haaa. They're coming to take me away, ho-ho, hee-hee, ha-haaa. To the funny farm, where life is beautiful all the time and I'll be happy to see those nice young men in their clean white coats and they're coming to take me away, ha-haaa!!! To the happy home, with trees and flowers and chirping birds and basket weavers who sit and smile and twiddle their thumbs and toes and they're coming to take me away, ha-haa!!! To the funny farm, where life is beautiful all the time... (fade out)
Hey, buddy! Yes officer.. You a head? No, but I'm catching up, ha ha ha....
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Post by salthegemini on Jun 14, 2007 14:03:27 GMT -5
Weird Al - Yoda
I met him in a swamp down in dagoba Where it bubbles all the time like a giant carbonated soda S o d a, soda
I saw the little runt sitting there on a log I asked him his name and in a raspy voice he said yoda Y o d a, yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo yoda
Well, Ive been around, but I aint never seen A guy who looks like a muppet, but hes wrinkled and green Oh, my yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo yoda
Well, Im not dumb, but I cant understand How he can lift me in the air just by raising his hand Oh, my yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo yoda yo-yo-yo-yo yoda
Well, I left home just a week before And Ive never ever been a jedi before But obi wan, he set me straight, of course He said, go to yoda and hell show you the force
Well Im not the kind that would argue with ben So it looks like Im gonna start all over again With my yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo yoda yo-yo-yo-yo yoda
Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo yoda yo-yo-yo-yo yoda
So I used the force I picked up a box I lifted some rocks While I stood on my head Well, I wont forget what yoda said
He said, luke, stay away from the darker side And if you start to go astray, let the force be your guide Oh, my yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo yoda
I know darth vaders really got you annoyed But remember, if you kill him, then youll be unemployed Oh, my yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo yoda
Well, I heard my friends really got in a mess So Im gonna have to leave yoda, I guess But I know that Ill be coming back some day Ill be playing this part till Im old and gray
The long-term contract that I had to sign Says Ill be making these movies till the end of time With my yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo yoda yo-yo-yo-yo yoda
Yoda yo-yo-yo-yo yoda yo-yo-yo-yo yoda Yoda yo-yo-yo-yo yoda yo-yo-yo-yo yoda
Yoda yo-yo-yo-yo yoda yo-yo-yo-yo yoda Yoda yo-yo-yo-yo yoda yo-yo-yo-yo yoda
Yoda yo-yo-yo-yo yoda yo-yo-yo-yo yoda Yoda yo-yo-yo-yo yoda yo-yo-yo-yo yoda
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Post by salthegemini on Jun 14, 2007 14:17:04 GMT -5
Ray Stevens - The Mississippi Squirrel Revival ( mywebpages.comcast.net/singingman7777/MSR2.htm ) Well, when I was a kid I'd take a trip every summer down the Mississippi To visit my granny in her antebellum world I'd run barefooted all day long climbin' trees free as a song And one day I happened to catch myself a squirrel Well, I stuffed him down in an old shoe box, punched a couple of holes in the top And when Sunday came I snuck him into Church I was sittin' way back in the very last pew showin' him to my good buddy Hugh When that squirrel got loose and went totally berserk Well, what happened next is hard to tell Some thought it was heaven others thought it was hell But the fact that something was among us was plain to see As the choir sang "I Surrender All" the squirrel ran up Harv Newlan's coveralls Harv leaped to his feet and said, "Somethin's got a hold on me", Yeow! Chorus The day the squirrel went berserk In the First Self-Righteous Church In the sleepy little town of Pascagoula It was a fight for survival that broke out in revival They were jumpin' pews and shoutin' Hallelujah! Well, Harv hit the aisles dancin' and screamin' Some thought he had religion others thought he had a demon And Harv thought he had a weed eater loose in his Fruit-Of-The-Looms He fell to his knees to plead and beg and the squirrel ran out of his britches leg Unobserved to the other side of the room All the way down to the amen pew where sat Sister Bertha better-than-you Who'd been watchin' all the commotion with sadistic glee But you should've seen the look in her eyes When that squirrel jumped her garters and crossed her thighs She jumped to her feet and said "Lord have mercy on me" As the squirrel made laps inside her dress She began to cry and then to confess to sins that would make a sailor blush with shame She told of gossip and church dissension but the thing that got the most attention Was when she talked about her love life and then she started naming names Chorus The day the squirrel went berserk In the First Self-Righteous Church In that sleepy little town of Pascagoula It was a fight for survival that broke out in revival They were jumpin' pews and shoutin' Hallelujah! Well seven deacons and the pastor got saved, Twenty-five thousand dollars was raised and fifty volunteered For missions in the Congo on the spot Even without an invitation there were at least five hundred rededications And we all got baptized whether we needed it or not Now you've heard the bible story I guess How he parted the waters for Moses to pass Oh the miracles God has wrought in this old world But the one I'll remember 'til my dyin' day Is how he put that Church back on the narrow way With a half crazed Mississippi squirrel Chorus The day the squirrel went berserk In the First Self-Righteous Church In the sleepy little town of Pascagoula It was a fight for survival that broke out in revival They was jumpin' pews and shoutin' Hallelujah!
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Post by Schmergo on Jun 14, 2007 14:28:00 GMT -5
Yes, I love that song! My brother and I were just singing it.
You know what the catchiest line of music in any song ever is?
"Far too many notes for my taste, and most of them about Christine!" *Tug tug*
The *tug tug* comes from the fact that my sister and I are convinced that that line cannot be performed without tugging twice on one's waistcoat. Seriously.
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Post by Broker of Darkness on Jun 17, 2007 16:44:25 GMT -5
Sal I have that Dr. Demento CD!!!
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Post by salthegemini on Jun 18, 2007 9:29:45 GMT -5
My mom used to always sing that song when ever I annoyed her....or at least the chorus....I don't think she knows the rest.......I didn't think it was really a song until I heard it on the radio out in CA once....
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Post by Schmergo on Jun 18, 2007 11:32:57 GMT -5
TARZAN AND JANE, BY TOYBOX! (There's a link to the video in the "Random Videos" thread.)
Deep in the jungle, in The Land Of Adventure, lives Tarzan
Oo-ee-oo-ee... I am Jane, and I love to ride an elephant
My name is Tarzan, I am Jungle-man The tree-top swinger from jungle-land Come, baby come I will take you for a swing Let's go, honey, I'm tingling
Tarzan is handsome, Tarzan is strong He's really cute, and his hair is long Tarzan is handsome, Tarzan is strong So listen to the jungle-song:
Oo-ee-oo-ee... I am Tarzan from jungle, you can be my friend Oo-ee-oo-ee... I am Jane, and I love to ride an elephant
When you touch me, I feel funny I feel it too, when you're touching me Come to my tree-house to my party Yes, I'll go if you carry me
Tarzan is handsome, full of surprise. He's really cute, and his hair is nice Tarzan is handsome, Tarzan is trong So listen to the Jungle-song:
Oo-ee-oo-ee... I am Tarzan from jungle, you can be my friend Oo-ee-oo-ee... I am Jane, and I love to ride an elephant
Go Cheetah, get banana Hey monkey, get funky When I am dancing, I feel funky
Why do tyou keep ignoring me? Tarzan is here, come, kiss me, baby Oochie coochie kiss me tenderly
Tarzan is handsome, Tarzan is strong He's really cute, and his hair is long Tarzan is handsome, Tarzan is strong So listen to the jungle-song:
Oo-ee-oo-ee... I am Tarzan from jungle, you can be my friend Oo-ee-oo-ee... I am Jane, and I love to ride an elephant
And so they got funky, but will Tarzan have Jane? Stay tuned to find out
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Post by vampirate321 on Jun 18, 2007 13:32:41 GMT -5
hehehe, the video was funny too. but shouldn't it have just been tarzan and jane?
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Post by Schmergo on Jun 18, 2007 13:35:36 GMT -5
Yeah, but it's cuter with all the other people. Someone else made a video with just Tarzan and Jane, but I didn't think it was as funny.
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Post by salthegemini on Jun 18, 2007 14:07:11 GMT -5
I'm going to have to watch that
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Post by salthegemini on Jun 18, 2007 14:39:10 GMT -5
Yayyy I just watched it....I liked it.....in an odd sort of way........
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Post by salthegemini on Jun 18, 2007 14:44:36 GMT -5
Song: Dancing Through Life Lyrics FIYERO The trouble with school is They always try to teach the wrong lesson Believe me, I've been kicked out Of enough of them to know They want you to become less callow Less shallow But I say: why invite stress in? Stop studying strife And learn to live "the unexamined life":
Dancing through life Skimming the surface Gliding where turf is smooth Life's more painless For the brainless Why think too hard? When it's so soothing Dancing through life No need to tough it When you can sluff it off as I do Nothing matters But knowing nothing matters It's just life So keep dancing through
Dancing through life Swaying and sweeping And always keeping cool Life is fraught-less When you're thoughtless Those who don't try Never look foolish Dancing through life Mindless and careless Make sure you're where less Trouble is rife Woes are fleeting Blows are glancing When you're dancing Through life: (spoken) So - what's the most swankified place in town?
GALINDA (spoken) That would be the Ozdust Ballroom.
FIYERO (spoken) Sounds perfect. (sung) Let's go down to the Ozdust Ballroom We'll meet there later tonight We can dance till it's light Find the prettiest girl: Give 'er a whirl: Right on down to the Ozdust Ballroom Come on - follow me You'll be happy to be there:
ALL Dancing through life Down at the Ozdust
FIYERO If only because dust Is what we come to:
ALL Nothing matters But knowing nothing matters It's just life
FIYERO So keep dancing through:
BOQ (spoken) Miss Galinda - I hope you'll save at least one dance for me. I'll be right there. Waiting. Allnight.
GALINDA(spoken) Oh - that's so kind. But you know what would be even kinder? (sung) See that tragic'ly beautiful girl The one in the chair It seems so unfair We should go on a spree And not she Gee - I know someone would be my hero If that someone were to go invite her:
BOQ (spoken) Well, maybe - I could invite her!
GALINDAOh, Bick, really? You would do that for me?
BOQ (spoken) I would do anything for you, Miss Galinda:
GALINDA (spoken) So:
FIYERO (spoken) So I'll be picking you up around eight?
GALINDA(spoken) After all - (sung) Now that we've met one another
FIYERO AND GALINDA It's clear - we deserve each other
GALINDAYou're perfect:
FIYERO You're perfect:
BOTH So we're perfect together Born to be forever Dancing through life:
NESSAROSE (spoken) Oh, Elphaba - isn't it wonderful? (sung) Fin'lly, for this one night I'm about to have a fun night With this Munchkin boy Galinda found for me And I only wish there were Something I could do for her To repay her Elphaba, see? We deserve each other And Galinda helped it come true We deserve each other, Me and Boq: (spoken) Elphaba, please try to understand:
ELPHABA I do: (spoken) Galinda - my sister and I were talking about you just now-
GALINDA (spoken) And I was just talking about you! I thought you might want to wear this hat to the party tonight! (sung) It's really, uh, sharp, don't you think? You know - black is this year's pink You deserve each other This hat and you You're both so smart You deserve each other So here, out of the goodness of my heart:
BOQ (spoken) Listen: Nessa:
NESSAROSE (spoken) Yes?
BOQ Uh - Nessa I've got something to confess, a Reason why, well - Why I asked you here tonight Now I know it isn't fair:
NESSAROSE (spoken) Oh, Boq, I know why.
BOQ (spoken) You do?
NESSAROSE It's because I'm in this chair And you felt sorry for me Well - isn't that right?
BOQ (spoken) No! No! It's because: because: (sung) Because you are so beautiful!
NESSAROSE Oh, Boq, I think you're wonderful! And we deserve each other Don't you see, this is our chance? We deserve each other Don't we, Boq?
BOQ (spoken) You know what? (sung) Let's dance:
NESSAROSE (spoken) What?!
BOQ Let's dance!
ALL Dancing through life Down at the Ozdust If only because dust Is what we come to! And the strange thing: Your life could end up changing While you're dancing Through!
This song has been stuck in my head all day, well only parts of it, it gets quite annoying when it goes on and on and on and on and on.
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Post by vampirate321 on Jun 18, 2007 15:21:40 GMT -5
I LOVED GASTON AS TARZAN!!
ps. TO LAZY TO TAKE OFF CAPS
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Post by salthegemini on Jun 19, 2007 13:13:31 GMT -5
Gaston: Who does she think she is? That girl has tangled with the wrong man! LeFou: Darn right. Gaston: No one says "no" to Gaston! Dismissed! Rejected! Publicly humiliated! Why, it's more than I can bear. LeFou: More beer? Gaston: What for? Nothing helps. I'm disgraced. LeFou: Who, you? Never! Gaston, you've got to pull yourself together. Lefou: Gosh it disturbs me to see you, Gaston Looking so down in the dumps Ev'ry guy here'd love to be you, Gaston Even when taking your lumps There's no man in town as admired as you You're ev'ryone's favorite guy Ev'ryone's awed and inspired by you And it's not very hard to see why No one's slick as Gaston No one's quick as Gaston No one's neck's as incredibly thick as Gaston's For there's no man in town half as manly Perfect, a pure paragon! You can ask any Tom, thingy or Stanley And they'll tell you whose team they prefer to be on Lefou and Chorus: No one's been like Gaston A king pin like Gaston LeFou: No one's got a swell cleft in his chin like Gaston Gaston: As a specimen, yes, I'm intimidating! Lefou and Chorus: My what a guy, that Gaston! Give five "hurrahs!" Give twelve "hip-hips!" LeFou: Gaston is the best And the rest is all drips Chorus: No one fights like Gaston Douses lights like Gaston LeFou: In a wrestling match nobody bites like Gaston! Bimbettes: For there's no one as burly and brawny Gaston: As you see I've got biceps to spare LeFou: Not a bit of him's scraggly or scrawny Gaston: That's right! And ev'ry last inch of me's covered with hair Chorus: No one hits like Gaston Matches wits like Gaston LeFou: In a spitting match nobody spits like Gaston Gaston: I'm espcially good at expectorating! Ptoooie! Chorus: Ten points for Gaston! Gaston: When I was a lad I ate four dozen eggs Ev'ry morning to help me get large And now that I'm grown I eat five dozen eggs So I'm roughly the size of a barge! Chorus: Oh, ahhh, wow! My what a guy, that Gaston! No one shoots like Gaston Makes those beauts like Gaston LeFou: Then goes tromping around wearing boots like Gaston Gaston: I use antlers in all of my decorating! Chorus: My what a guy, Gaston!
Gaston is incredible!!!!!!
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Post by salthegemini on Jun 19, 2007 13:14:33 GMT -5
Its odd.....for four pages of this topic I make no posts then suddenly on one page I post five songs......
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Post by salthegemini on Jun 19, 2007 13:17:21 GMT -5
And yet another song....
(To be sung to the tune of "Gaston") DRACO: Who does he think he is? That git has messed with the wrong wizard. No one can defeat Draco. CRABBE: Hmph. Darn right. DRACO: Beaten, overcome, publicly humiliated. Why, it's more than I can take. GOYLE: Want cake? DRACO: What for? Nothing helps. I'm shown up. CRABBE: Who, you? Never. Draco, you've got to pull yourself together. Gosh it upsets me to see you, Draco, Looking so miserable. GOYLE: Ev'ry guy here'd love to be you, Draco, Even dueling on tables. There's no kid in school as amazing as you. You're Slytherin's favorite guy. CRABBE: Everyone's awed or terrified by you, And it's not very hard to see why. CRABBE & GOYLE: No one's slick as Draco. No one's quick as Draco. No one plays such bloody brilliant tricks as Draco's, For there's no guy in school half as wealthy, Perfect, a pure paragon. You can ask either Blaise, Flint, or Bletchley, And they'll tell you whose team they prefer to be on. EVERYONE: No one's swell like Draco, Uses gel like Draco. No one's got a family tree to tell like Draco. DRACO: As a pureblood I am quite intimidating. Girls in Common Room: I want a guy like Draco. EVERYONE: Give five hip hips. Give twelve hoorays. GOYLE: Draco is the best On Potter's best days! EVERYONE: No one fights like Draco, Has highlights like Draco. CRABBE: In a duel nobody else smites like Draco. Girls in Room: For there's no one as intense and witty. DRACO: As you know, I've got galleons to spare. BLAISE: And on top of all that, he‘s so pretty. DRACO: That's right, and if Potter died I wouldn't care! EVERYONE: No one thinks like Draco, Can mix drinks like Draco. In a Quidditch match nobody stin… WINS like Draco. DRACO: I'm especially good at Gryffindor beating. Nyah! EVERYONE: Slytherin's Draco! DRACO: When I was a boy I had four dozen elves Every day to do all of the household chores, And now that I'm grown I have five dozen elves, So we've got very sparkly floors. EVERYONE: No one aims like Draco, Plays mind games like Draco. CRABBE: And can say he has an ancient name like Draco. DRACO: I have Death Eaters in all of my family. EVERYONE:Say it again: Who's a man among men? And we'll say it once more. Who's that wizard next door? Who's that super success? Don't you know? Can't you guess? By his friends and many hangers on? There's only one guy in school Who defines the word cool. GOYLE: And his name's D-R-A-C D-R-A-C-E CRABBE: D-R-A-K-O EVERYONE: Draco!
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Post by Schmergo on Jun 19, 2007 13:33:13 GMT -5
I think that song is better if you substitute 'Malfoy' for 'Draco'. The rhythm is better. *Random*
Did you hear the cool 15-year-old dude singing "Dancing Through Life" and other awesome songs?
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Post by salthegemini on Jun 19, 2007 13:43:15 GMT -5
yepperdoodles! he was coolness........but then listening to him I was overcome w/ the desire to listen to more Phantom of the Opera and had to go digging through my entire house to find where my dad stuck the CD......it was not fun......but I like the singing dude!!
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Post by demonchild on Jun 19, 2007 13:48:23 GMT -5
Hes a great singer;that guy
Personally i prefer Jazz swingers (singers)
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