Resident [Insert Here]

[Luna Natashi]

Are you the resident Brit? Resident vampire? Resident Mary-Sue? Resident sane person?

[Schmergo]

I'M THE RESIDENT FOP! TALLY-HO!

I also think I'm the resident Broadway addict. I know almost everyone on this site likes musicals, but I think none more so than me...

I wonder who the resident Mary-Sue is? That'd be a flattering thing to be... Maybe Aku because she once said she related to Bella Swan, hahahaha.

Oh. Speaking of resident fop, I totally got in the line to get a picture and autograph with the Mad Hatter (and Alice, but who care about her) at Disney World, and he was AMAZING. He sounded exactly like Ryan Murphy's version of Jack White mixed with a touch of Sir Percy Blakeney, and he made the most exquisitely strange faces. I wanted him to sign a page labeled 'COOL PEOPLE,' and he goes, "Oh, dear, I'm rather warm, actually!" And he was like, "What did you have for breakfast? Did you have a good breakfast? I had an excellent breakfast. You know what I had? *Extremely long pause, while he does a mad stare, then sudden shrill shriek* TEEEEEEEEA! Just tea! Nothing else! EXCELLENT food, tea!" And he also said, "I like your hate. I made it. I make allllll the hats in the world!"

I saw him later in the day, and he goes, "OH DEAR. I remember YOU!" and runs in the other direction looking terrified.

That guy needs to be paid more. My sister believes he's going to be a movie star one day.

[Luna Natashi]

I love the Mad Hatter. I played the Mad Hatter when I was in middle school. There's also a store called "The Mad Hatter" in Savannah, Georgia. IF YOU EVER GO TO SAVANNAH, GEORGIA, BE SURE TO HEAD OVER TO THE SAVANNAH THEATRE! The shows they do there are so much fun.

Anyway, I'm the resident Disney Girl. I love Disney. (The original animated and "Enchanted".)

My mum got me "Brigidoon". (The movie.) I haven't watched it yet but I've been trying to see Brigidoon for almost sixth months now.

Right now I claim being the resident Neville fanatic.

Smiles,
Luna

[theaceofspades]

I'm the Resident gamer I use to think I was the only HeadBanger ( in to Metal) then I met Broker

"I never Actually hert the little animals I just skin them and eat them....To gain there Powers............ Animal Powers!"

[Schmergo]

I LOVE BRIGADOOON! I used to be really, really into it when I was little.

I think you're both the resident gamer and headbanger, Kane. I think Broker's just the resident emo. You win for quoting Ryan Murphy. Have you seen "New Kids On The Rock Episode 2?" Kevin's blind date? It's better than the first.

[theaceofspades]

Ya but where both in to Metal....ah whatever its cool

Yes I have I like the part were Kevin calls Ryan And Ryan Is playing with his Puppet and hangs up the phone.

[timtheenchanter]

Oh dear... what am I?

What do you think? I've only really been on this site for a short time, but I'm curious to know what kind of "Resident [Insert Here]" person other members think I am.

Tim the Enchanter

[theaceofspades]

haw buot Resident Guy with monty Python name

[Schmergo]

Other than the resident college kid? I don't really know how to describe you, Tim. I've actually tried before, but the closest I can get is calling you a Renaissance Man, which I'm not sure fits, unless you wear tights and don't wash often.

[timtheenchanter]

Hmm... Resident Renaissance Man? That could work, though I don't wear tights and I do in fact bathe regularly. My interests are pretty broad, and I find describing myself in a brief manner an impossibility, which was a bit of a complication in my college applications.

But I digress. I suppose I am this site's resident "Tim," meaning any and all of these things:

- Monty Python and Blackadder fanatic
- History aficionado (that's what I hope to major in)
- Nerd and a brand, spanking new college freshman
- Weapons and warfare enthusiast
- Slightly insane (hyperactive maniac, perhaps?)
- Obsessive Boy Scout
- Something else I can't think of

Yep. Concerning you, Schmergo, the first things that I thought of was Resident Entertainer or Artiste. You are a terrific actress (from what I've heard), a great artist (no matter what you say to the contrary), and a just plain amazing writer (do I have to explain?)! I have to admit that you make me feel inadequate.

Tim the Enchanter

[theaceofspades]

well you can take Insane off that list cus thats 60% of the people on this site

[Remora]

I'm the resident chess nerd!...I think. <.< >.>

[mousemaylikecheese]

Resident knitter/crocheter

If you want handknitted socks (ala Dumbledore) inquire here. I don't spin yet, but I'd like one of these., although I'm not sure about the double treadle. Should you also have a question about weaving, I might just be able to answer it...

And maybe the Resident Vetinari fangirl...?

ETA: Yet another person who [almost ] played the Mad Hatter. Yay! Mad Hatter-ness.

Your hair wants cutting!

[Luna Natashi]

Well no one is the single resident nerd, because we all have our inner nerd. Some people, such as myself, embrace our inner nerd all the time.

Remora, sure you can be the resident chess nerd!

Kane, you might want to increase your percentage there.

[Aaaaaaku]

Sorry, but you are NOT the Resident Vetinari Fangirl, Arachne. Nor are you the Broadway addict, Schmergane.

I'm the resident Jacobin. And the resident Tyrannical Dictator of Doooooom. Somehow, those two things aren't mutually exclusive.

I'm also the resident Sith Lord, resident Creepy Person, and resident Possessor of Editor's Claws. I may be the resident Shakespeare Nerd.

Sadly, I'm not the resident Chicken Curry Pineapple Banana Pizza Eater, the resident Belgian Vampire, or the resident Obsessive Person Who Incessantly Sings and Babbles. That proves there is no justice in the world.

[Luna Natashi]

My. I feel we are all being cheated out of perfectly good things to be resident of.

Why are you not logged in?

[Schmergo]

Nor are you the Broadway addict, Schmergane.

I honestly feel like I am much more addicted than you, madame. My entire iTunes playlist has one song that is not from a Broadway musical, and that's "Bohemian Rhapsody." I have 584 songs. I spend almost all my timewatching videos of Broadway shows on youtube, and I have been in 23 shows, and I'm a theatre critic at the school and three-star member of the Thespian Honor Society. I have issues! Sometimes, I even cry listening to soundtracks or watching talented performers because I'm not them! I write musicals! Almost all of my Harry Potter fanfictions are full of musical theatre references!

Tim, you are making me feel warm and fuzzy. Honestly, YOU have always made me feel inadequate... and it's very flattering to get praise from you. Everyone on this site is ridiculously talented.

[bb]

What am I? I SERIOSULY don't know...

Schmergo... You're Resident Incarnation Of Awesomeness!

Tim... You're Resident Strange-Humour Writer! (And I mean that in a good way... I almost wet myself laughing when reading your stuff!)

~BB

[timtheenchanter]

Thank you BB - I'm glad that you find my stories absurdly funny! Speaking of weird humour stories, The Absurd Fanfic Revolution is in the queue at Mugglenet fanfiction, but if you want to read it now, you can go on fanfiction.net or just see the whole thing here.

Tim the Enchanter

[Luna Natashi]

I guess we'll have to read Aku's musical theatre statistics to decide. So far Schmergo's winning.

Tim, I have only read one of your stories. I feel the need to remedy that combined with feeling of complete and utter laziness. In other words, someday, some time, I'll read the rest of them. I haven't read all of Schmergo's either. I've been rather lazy as of late.