Luna Natashi
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Growing old is mandatory, but growing up is optional.
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Post by Luna Natashi on Sept 9, 2008 15:13:16 GMT -5
Cezium Brooklyn Jones stood behind the counter at his convenience store. Suddenly, the window exploded as somebody hurtled into the store.
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mousemaylikecheese
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And by the way, Monsieur Marius, I think that I was a little bit in love with you.
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Post by mousemaylikecheese on Sept 9, 2008 15:32:42 GMT -5
"Hello, fair person of, uh, Cedric, what's this planet called again?--oh, never mind. Anyway, we have come to take your jellybeans and sheep away!" announced the tall, dark stranger.
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Luna Natashi
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Growing old is mandatory, but growing up is optional.
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Post by Luna Natashi on Sept 12, 2008 14:28:37 GMT -5
"But I swear I paid you the money last month!" Cezium shouted even though they were only a few feet apart.
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Schmergo
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Voice of Truth and Insanity
REAL men wear frou-frou!
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Post by Schmergo on Sept 12, 2008 17:46:06 GMT -5
A short, stout man with a resplendent mustache-- Cedric, Cezium supposed-- scratched his chin nervously, rocking back on his heels. "Well, I'm afraid it wasn't money that my friend Lord Billingley Crawford Foxx IV was after," he said apologetically.
(Luna-- check your email. I sent you something rather bizarre.)
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Luna Natashi
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Post by Luna Natashi on Sept 12, 2008 19:32:54 GMT -5
"Wait! Where did you come from? I could have sworn there was just a 'tall, dark stranger' standing where you are now?" Cezium articulated.
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Schmergo
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Voice of Truth and Insanity
REAL men wear frou-frou!
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Post by Schmergo on Sept 12, 2008 19:37:28 GMT -5
"No, I'm his sidekick," explained Cedric. "You must be referring to Lord Billingley Crawford Foxx IV." He gestured at the tall, dark stranger standing next to him with an enormous neon arrow, which he promptly shoved into his pants pocket. "Allow me to introduce myself. I am Cedric Vomitsburgh, space pioneer, fabled lover, and six-time Tony Award nominee! But as I'm an entirely unimportant character in this story, you didn't need to know that."
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Luna Natashi
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Growing old is mandatory, but growing up is optional.
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Post by Luna Natashi on Sept 13, 2008 9:56:57 GMT -5
Lord Billingley Crawford Foxx IV made an elaborate movement that somewhere between a curtsy and a sprint. "Yes! That is correct! I spent many years perfecting the perfect jellybeans, which, I might add, were perfect thanks to me, and you, ma'am, have stolen them!"
He pointed an accusatory toe at Cezium, who looked affronted at being referred to as 'ma'am.'
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