The Many Faces of Michael Ball

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Okay, this is something really juvenile that my sister and I made about a year ago... Sorry about the horrible captions.

Presenting the Many Faces of Michael Ball, as seen in his rendition of Sunset Boulevard:

"My Edna Turnblad is prettier than Patti LuPone!"


"I'm very sorry, ma'am, but the particularly lumpy cushion I just sat on turned out to have been your cat."


"Hmmm... should I gloat today, or simply be very, very smug?"

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"You there! How about a shave? Sweeney's waiting!"


"Heyyy, baby! I’ve had nineteen beers, and you suddenly look really attractive despite the fact that you’re actually a vending machine! I will make out with you intensely as soon as I scrape this peanut butter off of the roof of my mouth!"


"Kissing the vending machine was pleasant until I got my tongue caught in the dollar-bill slot."


"Wanna see my Al Gore impersonation?"


"This burger would have been a lot better were it not seasoned with human feces."


ACTUALLY, I believe you’re thinking of the Sumerians and not the Babylonians, as the...*is hit by a large sledgehammer*


Am I not turtley enough for the Turtle Club?

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-audible laughter-

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And one bonus picture!