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Post by Kiren Brockett on Mar 9, 2007 15:51:16 GMT -5
My favorite ones:
2. No matter how good a fake Australian accent I can do, I will not imitate Steve Irwin during Care of Magical Creatures class.
3. Growing marijuana or hallucinogenic mushrooms is not "an extra credit project for Herbology".
11. If a classmate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of that fact and draw a Dark Mark on their arm.
13. Starting a betting pool on the fate of this year's Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher is tasteless and tacky, not a clever money-making concept.
16. "Springtime for Voldemort" is not an acceptable suggestion for the class play.
17. Seamus Finnegan is not "after me Lucky Charms".
29. I do not weigh the same as a duck.
33. I will stop asking the Arithmancy teacher what the square root of -1 is.
44. Sir Cadogan is not one of the knights who say "NI".
78. "accidentally" dropping polyjuice potion with Luna Lovegoods hair in Snape's drink is a very unhealthy hobby.
105. I will not put dementors in Hogwarts in honour of Dumbledor's death.
122. I shall not tell Dobby that Kreacher killed Harry Potter and sit back and watch the action.
162. Running up to black shaggy dogs and screaming "SIRIUS IS THAT YOU" is not the best of ideas.
163. Following Cho around with a box of tissues may be considered a tad eccentric, despite the usefulness.
164. I shall not smuggle Draco fan girls into the Slytherin common room.
168. Throwing clothes at Prof. Flitwick and telling him he's free is not funny.
Whoot.
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Post by Schmergo on Mar 9, 2007 15:56:15 GMT -5
Aku, I just died laughing. Luckily, I have horcruxes to resurrect me, but still...
I liked the one about "Springtime for Voldemort" the best.
"Springtiiiime for Voldy, and Death Eaters..."
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Post by salthegemini on Mar 9, 2007 15:58:53 GMT -5
THOSE WERE AMAZING...!!!!! AND ONCE AGAIN I'M TOO LAZY TO TAKE OF THE CAPS LOCK...AHHH WELL...
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Post by Me *hearts* HP on Mar 9, 2007 16:17:03 GMT -5
I love those too, I like using them on my avatars, like now
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Post by Broker of Darkness on Mar 10, 2007 12:32:29 GMT -5
That was realy funny ^_^ #'s 122,168 are the best
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Post by Broker of Darkness on Mar 10, 2007 13:05:33 GMT -5
When Death Eaters are attacking Hogsmeade I shall not point at the dark mark and shout "to the bat mobile, Robin"
Yelling "oh my God! It's the clan!" When deatheaters are coming to get you is NOT a lifesaving line!
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Post by kanegunlock on Mar 23, 2007 15:37:37 GMT -5
is wizing in the hall a big no if you can`t get to the bathroom and you have the invisabelty clwock
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Post by Schmergo on Mar 23, 2007 15:44:39 GMT -5
Is that why they're called wizards?
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Post by kanegunlock on Mar 23, 2007 16:01:03 GMT -5
Awsome hogwaerts here i come
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Post by kanegunlock on Mar 23, 2007 16:01:49 GMT -5
Kinda i geuss
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Post by frikanzee on Jun 6, 2007 15:23:23 GMT -5
WHAT?! seamus is SO after me lucky sharms!
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Post by frikanzee on Jun 6, 2007 15:29:55 GMT -5
i will not give draco malfoy's bed a "makeover" by hanging it with hot pink curtains and throwing hello kitty pillows and stuffed animals all over it.
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Post by vampirate321 on Jun 6, 2007 15:36:37 GMT -5
hehehe...
i will not release a crumple horned snorlax on draco *even though he deserves it ;D*
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Post by frikanzee on Jun 9, 2007 15:27:00 GMT -5
i will not leave a large cage of cornish pixies in the trophy room, where peeves might just...stumble upon them...
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Post by Schmergo on Jun 9, 2007 15:55:08 GMT -5
I can and will do all of those things, tehehehe!
And actually, I think Aku DOES weigh the same as a duck...
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Post by frikanzee on Jul 7, 2007 14:21:24 GMT -5
i KNOW aku weighs the same as a duck. probably less, really...
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Post by theaceofspades on Jul 7, 2007 15:17:24 GMT -5
and see turned me in to a newt
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Post by frikanzee on Jul 7, 2007 15:29:44 GMT -5
did you get better?
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Post by theaceofspades on Jul 7, 2007 15:54:32 GMT -5
no thats my line
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Post by frikanzee on Jul 7, 2007 17:03:15 GMT -5
i'm a line theif, live with it.
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