Post by Schmergo on Sept 6, 2008 15:57:53 GMT -5
More bad summaries:
. Last Wish » by Hyper Blood Pixie reviews
Jasper killed Bella, Bella has another chance to make Edward love her, to finish her life. She has till her 18th birthday, or she is sent back to heaven, forever. Oh, and Then, there's Amber who will stop at nothing to make Edward her own. Full Sum. Insid
Fiction Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 16,677 - Reviews: 159 - Updated: 9-6-08 - Published: 8-12-08
STARVATION » by deathpenity17 reviews
17 year old Bella goes to Forks thing there is nothing in lfe...until hr dad starts to beat her up, she thinks theres isnt any light at any tunnel at all. so what she do? she rns t hosptal befr she runsawy. por bella shd hd run bfor cus ters a vamp&hs n l
Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,749 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 9-6-08 - Published: 8-5-08
Intertwined » by IPreferVerticallyChallenged reviews
Bella never came to Forks. The Cullens get into trouble with Victoria even without Bella's help and The vampires and the werewolves are forsed to team up. New and strange ties are formed as the two groups learn to get along. SLASH. Jake/Edward.
(This one strikes me as funny because it implies that if Bella never came to Forks that Jake and Ed would fall in love. As if sexual orientation is that easily determined.)
Starved » by ChanelBel7887 reviews
Bella Swan is only too aware of her unremarkable life. When she turns to anorexia trying to grasp hold of some control will Edward Cullen be able to save her? How will Bella react when she finds out Edward has been Keeping a secret of his own?BPOV,REVIEW
Fiction Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 63,124 - Reviews: 310 - Updated: 9-6-08 - Published: 8-7-08
Child of the moon » by TwilightXAngel reviews
Jen is fifteen and confused. Two days ago she was bitten by a strange animal and already strange things are beginning to happen to her. Fully summery inside. T for minor swearing. SethXJen
Fiction Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 41,711 - Reviews: 58 - Updated: 9-6-08 - Published: 8-6-08
(I'm pretty sure you can't become a werewolf by being bitten in the Twilight universe.)
The Not So Secret Life of a Hollywood Starlet » by dream-a-lot reviews
Bella is the it girl in LA.She goes to Seattle for lunch with her bro, Emmett. After lunch she finds out that she's stuck in Seattle. At Em's dorm, Bella decides to enroll in college in disguise where she meets the Cullen's. All Human. Full Summary Inside
Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,721 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 9-6-08 - Published: 9-5-08
(SO. CONFUSED. Wasn't Emmett a Cullen?)
21. Vampire Objects » by Twilight-Muffins reviews
When the Cullens go a wee-bit crazy and start biting objects such as Pillows, a kiwi, a beard, a lawn flamingo, a pie and barbie dolls! Read more find out.. uhh... more vampire objects.
Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,060 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 9-6-08 - Published: 8-27-08
(This story actually sounds AMAZING. I'd love to read about a vampire beard!)
See Your Hero Come Running » by KelseyXDD reviews
Bella moves back with her dad and older brother, Emmett when her mother dies. Bella is a quiet girl, shy and doesn't like meeting new people. Will the Cullens and Hales change that? ExB AxJ RxEm Rated T. ALL HUMAN.
(What's up with Emmett being Bella's BROTHER? I'm so confused!)
MSN in LA, a Twilight fanfic » by Tia Jasmin reviews
Bella gets fed up with Jake and Edward's constant fighting, so she and Rose and Alice go on a road trip to LA. But will the guys follow? and will something go terribly wrong...? Takes place during Eclipse somewhere.
Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,775 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 9-6-08 - Published: 9-4-08
Broken beyond repair » by how. hi are you reviews
what is love? iv asked that question everyday of high school. Im isabella swan and this is the story of my life and how i will never love again. R&R please. 2nd fanfic. just trust me.. better than it sounds! its now finished.
Complete - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 36,948 - Reviews: 55 - Updated: 9-6-08 - Published: 5-11-07
Unexpected way of Growing up » by BlueRosesJane reviews
The Swan family just moved to forks, Renee and Charlie did not want to raise their twin children in crazy california. But the unexpected happens the succesful doctors Charlie and Renee swan die in a car crash living the 5-year twins to the cullen's custod
Fiction Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,407 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 9-6-08 - Published: 9-6-08
(NO! Not their custard! And Bella has a twin? Betcha five bucks it's Emmett.)
Mended » by Edward's Heroine reviews
Sequal to 'Broken.' Bella and Edward have a career in music, but when tragety strikes will 'The Lion and The Lamb' continue their career or will their musical dreams be crushed?
Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,730 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 9-6-08 - Published: 6-13-08
(The Lion and the Lamb is the worst band name ever.)
Jacob Black The Rudest Saint Bernard Ever » by Dragonerago
What Jacob did in the series, and why I hated him. Things from my POV. Even if you're a Team Jacob, read, but don't comment. I already know people's positive opinions about Jacob.
Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,941 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 9-6-08 - Published: 9-6-08
(I think it's funny that it has no reviews. I guess everyone's Team Jacob?)
Accepting the Silence » by 24-7reader reviews
A look of horror crossed my face as I ran up to my room grabbing my CD player. I put in the noisiest CD and played it full blast. Cautiously I put it to my ear. Tears started streaming down my cheeks. I was deaf… All characters belong to Stephanie Meyer
Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,394 - Reviews: 64 - Updated: 9-6-08 - Published: 5-24-08
(WHAT. THE. HECK?)
Because Of You » by latuacantante00124 reviews
Sequel to Those Golden Eyes: Jason is more like Edward than he's willing to admit. Like Cadence, for instance. Her heartbeat sings to him. Literally. Will Jason be able to protect the girl he's falling in love with - from himself?
Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,282 - Reviews: 28 - Updated: 9-6-08 - Published: 8-17-08
(I AM SO CONFUSED.)
He said by Mrs.Cullenx reviews
We'll. . .it has come to my observation that, I'm sorry to say, your fiancée is in a coma." All human! Bella/Edward.
Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 892 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 9-6-08 - Published: 9-6-08
A New Vamp in Forks » by Noelle75 reviews
There is no Bella. The Cullens are still Forks and Edward still alone. Then a new student comes- a vampire. She happens to be the most powerful vampire in the world. Edward finds himself entranced with her. I suck at summaries, but please give it a chance
Fiction Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,453 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 9-6-08 - Published: 8-23-08
(This sounds like the worst Mary Sue ever.)
Story of a beauty » by lil miz alice reviews
None of us really know wat Phil is lyk! so wat happens if this Phil charactr is evil? Bella gets raped by Phil! shockin based on Story of a beauty destiny's child ...I beg of thee... try it! i promise it will get better xxx
Fiction Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,591 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 9-6-08 - Published: 9-1-08
(NO. JUST NO.)
What if? by RoseCourt reviews
What if Bella moved with her mom when Edward left? What if the Cullen’s moved to mocton? What if Edward saw a girl that escaped his gifted like Bella did, but more intense... And what if she was me? Rating may change as story goes on.
Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 977 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 9-6-08 - Published: 9-6-08
(I THINK I NEED TO STOP NOW.)
. Last Wish » by Hyper Blood Pixie reviews
Jasper killed Bella, Bella has another chance to make Edward love her, to finish her life. She has till her 18th birthday, or she is sent back to heaven, forever. Oh, and Then, there's Amber who will stop at nothing to make Edward her own. Full Sum. Insid
Fiction Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 16,677 - Reviews: 159 - Updated: 9-6-08 - Published: 8-12-08
STARVATION » by deathpenity17 reviews
17 year old Bella goes to Forks thing there is nothing in lfe...until hr dad starts to beat her up, she thinks theres isnt any light at any tunnel at all. so what she do? she rns t hosptal befr she runsawy. por bella shd hd run bfor cus ters a vamp&hs n l
Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,749 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 9-6-08 - Published: 8-5-08
Intertwined » by IPreferVerticallyChallenged reviews
Bella never came to Forks. The Cullens get into trouble with Victoria even without Bella's help and The vampires and the werewolves are forsed to team up. New and strange ties are formed as the two groups learn to get along. SLASH. Jake/Edward.
(This one strikes me as funny because it implies that if Bella never came to Forks that Jake and Ed would fall in love. As if sexual orientation is that easily determined.)
Starved » by ChanelBel7887 reviews
Bella Swan is only too aware of her unremarkable life. When she turns to anorexia trying to grasp hold of some control will Edward Cullen be able to save her? How will Bella react when she finds out Edward has been Keeping a secret of his own?BPOV,REVIEW
Fiction Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 63,124 - Reviews: 310 - Updated: 9-6-08 - Published: 8-7-08
Child of the moon » by TwilightXAngel reviews
Jen is fifteen and confused. Two days ago she was bitten by a strange animal and already strange things are beginning to happen to her. Fully summery inside. T for minor swearing. SethXJen
Fiction Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 41,711 - Reviews: 58 - Updated: 9-6-08 - Published: 8-6-08
(I'm pretty sure you can't become a werewolf by being bitten in the Twilight universe.)
The Not So Secret Life of a Hollywood Starlet » by dream-a-lot reviews
Bella is the it girl in LA.She goes to Seattle for lunch with her bro, Emmett. After lunch she finds out that she's stuck in Seattle. At Em's dorm, Bella decides to enroll in college in disguise where she meets the Cullen's. All Human. Full Summary Inside
Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,721 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 9-6-08 - Published: 9-5-08
(SO. CONFUSED. Wasn't Emmett a Cullen?)
21. Vampire Objects » by Twilight-Muffins reviews
When the Cullens go a wee-bit crazy and start biting objects such as Pillows, a kiwi, a beard, a lawn flamingo, a pie and barbie dolls! Read more find out.. uhh... more vampire objects.
Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,060 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 9-6-08 - Published: 8-27-08
(This story actually sounds AMAZING. I'd love to read about a vampire beard!)
See Your Hero Come Running » by KelseyXDD reviews
Bella moves back with her dad and older brother, Emmett when her mother dies. Bella is a quiet girl, shy and doesn't like meeting new people. Will the Cullens and Hales change that? ExB AxJ RxEm Rated T. ALL HUMAN.
(What's up with Emmett being Bella's BROTHER? I'm so confused!)
MSN in LA, a Twilight fanfic » by Tia Jasmin reviews
Bella gets fed up with Jake and Edward's constant fighting, so she and Rose and Alice go on a road trip to LA. But will the guys follow? and will something go terribly wrong...? Takes place during Eclipse somewhere.
Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,775 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 9-6-08 - Published: 9-4-08
Broken beyond repair » by how. hi are you reviews
what is love? iv asked that question everyday of high school. Im isabella swan and this is the story of my life and how i will never love again. R&R please. 2nd fanfic. just trust me.. better than it sounds! its now finished.
Complete - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 36,948 - Reviews: 55 - Updated: 9-6-08 - Published: 5-11-07
Unexpected way of Growing up » by BlueRosesJane reviews
The Swan family just moved to forks, Renee and Charlie did not want to raise their twin children in crazy california. But the unexpected happens the succesful doctors Charlie and Renee swan die in a car crash living the 5-year twins to the cullen's custod
Fiction Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,407 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 9-6-08 - Published: 9-6-08
(NO! Not their custard! And Bella has a twin? Betcha five bucks it's Emmett.)
Mended » by Edward's Heroine reviews
Sequal to 'Broken.' Bella and Edward have a career in music, but when tragety strikes will 'The Lion and The Lamb' continue their career or will their musical dreams be crushed?
Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,730 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 9-6-08 - Published: 6-13-08
(The Lion and the Lamb is the worst band name ever.)
Jacob Black The Rudest Saint Bernard Ever » by Dragonerago
What Jacob did in the series, and why I hated him. Things from my POV. Even if you're a Team Jacob, read, but don't comment. I already know people's positive opinions about Jacob.
Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,941 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 9-6-08 - Published: 9-6-08
(I think it's funny that it has no reviews. I guess everyone's Team Jacob?)
Accepting the Silence » by 24-7reader reviews
A look of horror crossed my face as I ran up to my room grabbing my CD player. I put in the noisiest CD and played it full blast. Cautiously I put it to my ear. Tears started streaming down my cheeks. I was deaf… All characters belong to Stephanie Meyer
Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,394 - Reviews: 64 - Updated: 9-6-08 - Published: 5-24-08
(WHAT. THE. HECK?)
Because Of You » by latuacantante00124 reviews
Sequel to Those Golden Eyes: Jason is more like Edward than he's willing to admit. Like Cadence, for instance. Her heartbeat sings to him. Literally. Will Jason be able to protect the girl he's falling in love with - from himself?
Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,282 - Reviews: 28 - Updated: 9-6-08 - Published: 8-17-08
(I AM SO CONFUSED.)
He said by Mrs.Cullenx reviews
We'll. . .it has come to my observation that, I'm sorry to say, your fiancée is in a coma." All human! Bella/Edward.
Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 892 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 9-6-08 - Published: 9-6-08
A New Vamp in Forks » by Noelle75 reviews
There is no Bella. The Cullens are still Forks and Edward still alone. Then a new student comes- a vampire. She happens to be the most powerful vampire in the world. Edward finds himself entranced with her. I suck at summaries, but please give it a chance
Fiction Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,453 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 9-6-08 - Published: 8-23-08
(This sounds like the worst Mary Sue ever.)
Story of a beauty » by lil miz alice reviews
None of us really know wat Phil is lyk! so wat happens if this Phil charactr is evil? Bella gets raped by Phil! shockin based on Story of a beauty destiny's child ...I beg of thee... try it! i promise it will get better xxx
Fiction Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,591 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 9-6-08 - Published: 9-1-08
(NO. JUST NO.)
What if? by RoseCourt reviews
What if Bella moved with her mom when Edward left? What if the Cullen’s moved to mocton? What if Edward saw a girl that escaped his gifted like Bella did, but more intense... And what if she was me? Rating may change as story goes on.
Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 977 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 9-6-08 - Published: 9-6-08
(I THINK I NEED TO STOP NOW.)