Schmergo
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Post by Schmergo on Nov 24, 2007 9:41:13 GMT -5
Search random phrases, then post them here with the number of google results that turned up.
"There is no such thing as space people"-- 10.
"Robespierre is so cute"-- 5
"Snape's On A Plane"-- 708
"Schmergo, you're awesome!"--3
"I hate pizza"-- 876
"I hate anime"-- 25,000
"I hate Lord of the Rings"--1,710
"Death is adorable"-- 6
"Moist is hardcore"-- 1
"Aku scares me"-- 1
"Neville is hot"-- 5
"Daniel Radcliffe's eyebrows"-- 34 (Search this, the results are hilarious)
"Snape hula dancing"-- 2
"I love spaghettios"-- 22 (Why only that many???)
"Percy is a genius"-- 8
"Percy is an idiot"-- 1,100
"Terrence Mann" "creepy-looking"-- 5
"Terrence Mann is so hot"-- 3 (And the people who think he's creepy looking winnn! HOORAY!-- he's a good actor, but really creepy-looking)
"Chauvelin is so cute"-- 0
"Percy is so cute"-- 8
"Who the heck is George Clooney?"-- 1
"I hate Orlando Bloom"-- 1,720
"I hate Zac Efron"-- 630
"Zac Efron looks like a muppet"--5
"I hate Daniel Radcliffe"-- 526
"He looks just like my hedgehog, but smaller"-- 1
"I hate Patrick Wilson"-- 5
"Pouncy Boots"-- 3
"That is not a mustache"-- 4
"Schmergo is cool"-- 0
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Post by Kiren Brockett on Nov 24, 2007 11:53:29 GMT -5
"Everybody loves Chauvelin" - 1 (Ha!)
"Aku" "pure evil" - 1,840
"cabbage is absolute yum" - 0
"Toby is so cute" -3,400
"How to cut oranges with pinking shears" - 0
"Snape is just a big teddy bear" - 0
"I win at life" -1,020
ninja!Bossuet - 0
"How Citizen Chauvelin eats a Reeses" - 0
"So, this one time, in Denmark" - 0
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Schmergo
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Post by Schmergo on Nov 24, 2007 12:34:47 GMT -5
ME AND MY BRO GOT THESE RESULTS:
Foot grenades-- 139
Danny Is Teh Hotness-- 1 (An actual quote from this webpage: "When he leaps, it looks like he's flying. <sigh>. ")
I am Helium Puffa Jacket Blue Paint Boy-- 3
Snape is cuddly-- 1
I hate Kronk- 2
I love Kronk-- 329
Principal Amzy is Yzma-- 1 (No one else has figured it out!)
Zac Efron's eyebrows-- 25 (hilarious results!)
Shut up, Kyra-- 117
Shut up, Van-- 6,950
Shut up, Zac Efron-- 5
I am a sad, sad toaster made of glass-- 286
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Post by Kiren Brockett on Nov 25, 2007 13:57:24 GMT -5
"I heart the monarchy" - 2
"Terrence Mann is teh rockest" - 0
"I taste like chicken" -5,470
"Snape's lip gloss" - 0 (Good!)
"Zac Efron" "Victor Hugo" - 587
"I do enjoy frogs" - 6
"Daniel Radcliffe's eyebrows are majestic" - 4
"Darth Sidious is so cute" - 0
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Schmergo
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Post by Schmergo on Dec 22, 2007 18:36:13 GMT -5
Quasimodo is sexy-- 1
Phoebus is sexy-- 1
Frollo is sexy-- 1
Mufasa is hot-- 5 (DEAD LIONS PWN MEDIEVAL FRENCHMEN! TAKE THAT, VICTOR HUGO!)
I love Quasimodo-- 9
I love Phoebus--6
I love Frollo- 9 (What? He's tied with Quasimodo?")
I love Mufasa-- 223 (Sorry, boys!)
I love Scar-- 5,810 (Sorry, Mufasa!)
I love Thenardier-- 0 (Sorry, Thenardier!)
I love Javert-- 7
I love Chauvelin-- 1 (Actual quote: "I love Chauvelin! Sexy beast, and his bloodlusty ways!" 0_0)
I love Terrence Mann-- 10. (Somehow, there's something significant about the fact that he's better loved than Javert or Chauvelin, but I'm not sure what it is.)
I love Schmergo-- 0. (Ha! I'm tied with Thenardier!)
Tyrone's mustache-- 1
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Post by Kiren Brockett on Dec 22, 2007 19:37:20 GMT -5
"I love Chauvelin" - 4, NOT 1
"I love Grindelwald" - 39
"Jean-Paul Marat" "pudding" - 412
"Robespierre's skills as an orator can best be described as OMG fail." - 0
"Terrence Mann should play Edna Turnblad" - 0
"sexy hunk of man meat" - 821
"Javert is cuddly" - 0
"Marius Pantsmercy" - 0
"Schmergo's mustache" - 0
"hoverboard derring-do" - 10
"Courfeyrac's Pad of Sexiness" - 0
"Sweeney Todd needs a hug" - 0
"Sweeney Todd needs a mustache" - 0
"Tyrone is modest" - 1
"I despise kittens" - 5
"I despise Chauvelin" - 0 (Ha!)
"Frou-frou is hardcore" - 0
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Schmergo
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Post by Schmergo on Dec 22, 2007 19:46:14 GMT -5
Aku- my internet has SafeSearch, so I get less results than you.
I actually laughed at almost everything you searched. You are clearly much more creative than me. How is "Courfeyrac's Pad of Sexiness" not on the internet yet? Sweeney Todd needs a mustache... hehehe... that is a bizarrely hilarious mental image.
Here is a phrase my brother just uttered: "I was doing my toilet song and dance."
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Post by Kiren Brockett on Dec 22, 2007 19:58:44 GMT -5
Or I clearly have too much time on my hands. Take your pick. "I adore math" - 184 ( ) "I take pride in being normal" - 1 "I take pride in being weird" - 10 "I take pride in being deceased" - 0 "I would name my child Wulfric" - 0 (Pity.) "Aku is real?" - 1
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Schmergo
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Post by Schmergo on Dec 22, 2007 21:50:26 GMT -5
I hate being weird-- 3
I hate being normal-- 2,120
I hate being a werewolf-- 2
I love being a werewolf-- 5
I love my mustache-- 9
I hate my mustache-- 1
I love your mustache--1,140
I hate your mustache-- 6
You don't have a mustache-- 24,300 (I love reading the results for this. Actual quote: "If you don't have a mustache, people think you are making fun of them. So in other words, a mustache is a great way to expand your cultural horizon") Toilet song and dance-- 1 (NOT about my brother)
"He's the Prime Minister" "Band name"-- 2
Kamikaze burrito-- 127
Zombies are cuddly-- 1
Zombies are sexy-- 580
Watch out for Keith-- 2,050
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Post by Kiren Brockett on Dec 23, 2007 13:05:48 GMT -5
"Javert is suave" - 0
"Aku is normal" - 0
"Aku is weird" - 3
"I love my sideburns" - 1,140
"I hate my sideburns" - 3
"Aren't you fictional?" - 3
"as modern as a Latvian hotel" - 0
"Take that, Victor Hugo!" - 4
"Hagrid is sexy" - 5
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Post by Beverly Marie on Jun 16, 2008 22:27:29 GMT -5
"Today's hailstorm was more damaging than Severus Snape against shampoo" - 0
"Platypus feet are tasty" - 0
"Never, ever eat a llama" - 0
"I killed Napoleon. What are you going to do about it?" - 0
"Humperdink is a swear word" - 0
"Patience is a virtue, my small and furry friend" - 0 Which is surprising, because I seem to use that phrase a lot.
"Shopping is known to cause cancer" - 0
"Nobody ever died of cancer" - 1 This one has a pretty funny story to it. My dad and my sister were talking about how some people think that re-using a plastic water bottle can cause cancer, and eventually my dad said, 'Nobody has ever died of cancer.' Of course, he meant from water bottles, but my sister and I thought it was hilarious.
"Poke me, please" - 523
"Pajama Llamas Rule!" - 0 The Pajama Llamas is the name of my brother's dodgeball team.
"A little radioactive poisoning won't kill you" - 0
"Beware of Edward" - 0
Wow. I've never evaded any google results so easily in my life.
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mousemaylikecheese
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Post by mousemaylikecheese on Jun 17, 2008 8:00:57 GMT -5
Count Olaf singing scat--702
Minerva McGonagall hates pomegranates--653, though no full text, I think.
Can Cornelia Funke read Elvish?--1,640
Snape is not a llama!--3,910
Lucius did not know how to read Estonian.--5,820
Albus Dumbledore wrote Pitsilised Koekirjad.--0 (that being an out-of-print Estonian lace stitch dictionary that am searching for madly)
Albus Dumbledore is an avid reader of EZ.--24
James Norrington eating cheesecake.-320
Sirius Black avoiding the French Revolution--109,000
"You killed my cephalopod"--25 in all (look this one up!)
"His homepage involves sheep"--0
Voldemort was vanquished with a sock.--608
"Obstacles arose, ensued, were overcome."--1
"When Voldemort said "and in the darkness bind them""--2
The toaster screamed at Draco Malfoy.--1,070
Harry had cheese sauce on his nose and a maraschino cherry in his hair.--545
"Tom Riddle's hair is blue."--0
All your cheese went to Prague with Amygdalus the bat.--30
"Bandobras" "Ulalume"--1
"I knew I was fulling"--0
"uninvited Gryffindors"--0
Nobody expects a Gaunt family reunion!--10,400
"Nobody expects a Gaunt family reunion!"--0
Hermione found Draco puzzling over the list of commands.--774
The Half Blood Prince ate unsweetened rhubarb.--195
Count Olaf loves Vivian.--50,500
"Sirius Black disguised as Umbridge"--0
Alan Rickman eats cheerful and sunny dispositions.--120
Voldemort explained that Goyle's rum was gone.--261
Flitwick was very fond of fabric stores.--2,560
Monsignor 2.17 Malfoy--1
When Fleur ate those iPods--31,700
To Harry, Voldemort offered a green persimmon.--22
Petunia Dursley accidentally put cashmere in her coffee.--18
James Norrington rode a sheep when he was 2 years old.--125
Mr. Rochester licked a lemon and put it in the microwave.--2,640
"My little cockatrice"--3
Pish, tosh, and bally nonsense--106
"Patsy mispronounced Mackinac."-0
Gonff was covered in peanut butter.--37
Cutler Beckett kidnapped Reepicheep in exchange for a shrubbery.--0
(OT: Curiously enough, I googled the name I came up with for Severus's eldest daughter in my fandom, and, even though I didn't know this, Ailen means "little coal" although it's possible that I pronounce it differently than it is supposed to be pronounced. Interesting, and slightly appropriate)
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Post by Kiren Brockett on Jun 17, 2008 9:25:39 GMT -5
These are all marvelous. Highly marvelous. And thank you, Beverly/Elizabeth/I'msoconfused...
"Edward Cullen is dreamy" - 8
"Slartibartfast is dreamy" - 0
"Pumbaa is dreamy" - 0
"Humpback whales are dreamy" - 0
"Robespierre is a cat" - 2 (Actual quote- "Robespierre is a cat, while Marat is a toad")
"Aku is a kitty" - 0 (Take THAT, Kane!)
"that would be a good name for a band" - 1,200
"The butler did it" - 139,000 (The first one is a Gerard Butler fansite.)
Schmergo cannibalism - 4 (Um....)
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Schmergo
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Post by Schmergo on Jun 17, 2008 11:59:51 GMT -5
You're very strange, Mouse. ^_^ Aku, I'm afraid you spelled Pumbaa wrong, which is probably why you got no results.
"Valjean is cute"-- 1 "Javert is cute"-- 0 (-audible laughter-Z!) "My cat ate my arm"-- 3 "Do you kids like jazz?"-- 2 "Furious magician"--2350 "Schmergo" "Fluffy hair"-- 6 "Marius is a cutie"-- 3 "Marius smells"-- 7 "Take off your pants, Monsieur Marius"-- 0 (Dangit!) "Kane's beard"-- 44 "Aku's glasses"-- 1 "Schmergo's sparkling, effervescent beauty"-- 0 (Darn!) "I didn't want sideburns"-- 2 "Friendly mutton chops"-- 857 (Now I'm curious) "I like my men psychopathic and hideously deformed"-- 0 "Chicken cake"-- 7060 "Sweeney Todd can swing my razor anyday"-- 0 "He smells like death"-- 271 "He smells like death, but not in that nasty sort of way"--1
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mousemaylikecheese
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Post by mousemaylikecheese on Jun 17, 2008 14:20:40 GMT -5
Further fun with Google--Headlines that I really don't think I want to see: Severus Snape has joined the Gothic Archies--8 Sirius Black +sued Voldemort--1,580 Dumbledore bought 1000000000 euros worth of qiviut.--0 Walburga Black has affair with unnamed Muggle.--62 Luna Lovegood discovered that the Snark is really a Boojum.--2 Sauron smuggles Severus Snape's sickles into Sirius's stocks.--5 (none of which are coherent results) Tobias Snape killed by a watermelon--501 (aren't I evil diabolical? Ha-ha-ha-hummus!) through back watermellon loops--125,000 (Not a headline--An initial way to speak to you ! PITTAGALL ) Count Olaf laughed uncanonically.--9 Esme Squalor is now the Black Pearl's third most important captive.--138 Voldemort demands a ham sandwich--528
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Post by Remora on Jun 19, 2008 13:42:25 GMT -5
Cheesecake rules Albania-12,100
Frodo gave the ring to Voldemort for 10 Galleons-866
Hitler wore a tutu to the opera-9,590
I am madly in love with James Norrington-562
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mousemaylikecheese
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Post by mousemaylikecheese on Jun 19, 2008 14:48:54 GMT -5
Yours are even funnier than mine, Remora.
A few more:
Voldemort threw a cream pie at the mannequin--169
Albus Dumbledore is a Death Eater!--183,000
Ham Sandwich Eaters and Death When You Feel Faint!--4,280
concrete piano raven polonaise gherkin--879
Ham Sandwich Heaters--17,000
James Norrington clones Snape with a pancake on his head--32 (thanks, Remora!)
Slytherin Earl Grey tea--880
Socks as weapons against obsessively hungry hares--11,600
I heart Voldemort--1,690,000(!)
Arthur Weasley is entirely too obsessed with muggle devices.--166
Napoleon ate a tacky fish.--15,400
You have not been warned penguins, ravens, guacamole and/or icing may prove to be dangerous.--20
Salazar Slytherin's concession stand--20 *
"I ate my tea bag"--0
Tim the Enchanter writes again! About Communism--681
The moon is chartreuse.--269,000
+Death +Eaters covered in seaweed and sock yarn.--402
"I love Voldemort"--1,670(!)
"I love Count Olaf"--56
*(this is an inside joke--according to my fanfic, Salazar told Rowena he would concede to her [entirely contrary] views when their descendants were as family, someone mentioned his possible concession, and a particularly dim Slytherin student thought that they were trying to imply that Salazar Slytherin worked at a concession stand!)
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Post by Beverly Marie on Jun 25, 2008 11:24:33 GMT -5
"Jacob Black and Remus Lupin are two conflicting specimen" - 0 Without quotes, 58, but those are really random and have nothing to do with the phrase.
"My bloody ear is... bloody" - 0
"Chlorine killed the cat" - 0
teuscher chocolate go asplode - 0
purple pansies make pink weaklings - 704 Somehow some of the first results for this one involves elves and orcs and Harry Potter... weird.
"Aku" "Schmergo" "uh-oh" - 1
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mousemaylikecheese
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And by the way, Monsieur Marius, I think that I was a little bit in love with you.
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Post by mousemaylikecheese on Sept 2, 2008 15:56:34 GMT -5
American Pie R Squared shawl New, Improved! With Oggs! - 237
a little white door labeled Dumble-5,450
Wolfgang is terribly, horribly, absolutely horrifically tiny.-342
"The Vole of Death"-6
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beaternumber1
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Post by beaternumber1 on Sept 28, 2008 11:23:55 GMT -5
I dropped a weight on my foot- 57
I'm sorry you are deceased- 0
Bombleboon-3
Juggling rattlesnakes- 109
Drawing deep dimples- 1
Pie tastes best the second time- 48
This is fun!
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