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Post by vampirate321 on Apr 29, 2007 16:17:29 GMT -5
A: When you join the Crow's Nest
Q: When do you know you've gone insane
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Post by Kiren Brockett on Apr 29, 2007 16:20:18 GMT -5
A. When you start talking to the floating pineapples.
Q. Why did you not answer my question?
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Post by Schmergo on Apr 29, 2007 16:34:16 GMT -5
A. Because she was too busy talking to the floating pineapples.
Q. So what does Lucius normally talk about with them pineapples?
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Post by vampirate321 on Apr 30, 2007 15:17:17 GMT -5
A. Aku was to preocuppied looking for flying pigs digging up truffles
Q. why did vampirate have to catch the spider with the petri dish?
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Post by Schmergo on May 20, 2007 13:57:23 GMT -5
A. Because she'd already tried unsuccessfully to catch the spider with her mouth.
Q. What's that smell?
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Post by Zaldax on May 20, 2007 14:07:48 GMT -5
A. Victory. That, my friend, is the stench of Victory...or dirty socks, your pick.
Q. What was the real cause of the Hundred-Years war?
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Post by Schmergo on May 20, 2007 14:11:22 GMT -5
A. (Funny, this was a question on my practice SOL). The British and French were warring over how long a century takes. The Brits said 116 years, and the French said 100. Turned out the French won, but the war did last 116 years, so everyone was happy.
Q. What else makes the French happy (other than mayonnaise)?
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Post by Zaldax on May 20, 2007 14:38:26 GMT -5
A. Making fun of the English for their poor time-keeping abilities, what else?
Q. Why are the English so bad at keeping time?
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Post by Schmergo on May 20, 2007 14:43:00 GMT -5
A. They have clocks like that of Lord Vetinari from the Discworld novels. While it does keep time accurately enough, it sometimes ticks and tocks out of sync (example: "tick, tock... ticktocktick, tock...") and occasionally misses a tick or tock altogether, which has the net effect of turning your brain "into a sort of porridge". Presumably Vetinari paid the maker quite a lot of money for this feature.
Q. Who invented such a clock?
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Post by vampirate321 on May 20, 2007 14:43:23 GMT -5
A. THE NEXT MOVIE IS OUT THIS WEEK!!! XD
Q. Why are Captian Jack Sparrow and vam jumpping for joy?
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Post by Schmergo on May 20, 2007 14:46:54 GMT -5
A. Because Joy paid them to do so.
Q. Who's Joy?
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Post by demonchild on May 28, 2007 18:10:15 GMT -5
A) Misery's company
Q) Who would win in a battle to the death: Zombie Pirates Vs. Fish People
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Post by Schmergo on May 28, 2007 19:59:13 GMT -5
A. Zombie pirates. They would, um, kill the fish people by showing up in their dresses, forcing the fish people to burn their eyes out.
Q. But who would taste better?
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Post by Kloud on May 28, 2007 20:05:36 GMT -5
A) Fish people, I'm not much of a zombie fan. Tad too boney. If you try to cook them, they just burn, and stay alive. Really rather frustrating.
Q) What is the answer to question 57? >>
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Post by vampirate321 on May 28, 2007 20:40:57 GMT -5
HEY!! Kloud, u got the song wrong!! its: Yo ho, ALL together hoist the colours high Heave ho, theives and beggars Never shall we die.
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Post by Broker of Darkness on May 28, 2007 20:54:38 GMT -5
A: Nothing...Nothing at all Q: Why was my awesome picture of Kakashi post deleted?
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Post by Schmergo on May 29, 2007 5:29:39 GMT -5
A. I was hungry... pictures taste good...
Q. What's that sound?
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Post by Kiren Brockett on May 29, 2007 12:05:30 GMT -5
A. Nothing.
Q. If there's nothing out there, then what was that sound?
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Post by Schmergo on May 31, 2007 19:32:14 GMT -5
A. Why, it's Count Olaf! (You absolutely must read "The Unauthorized Autobiography.")
Q. What's Count Olaf's secret weakness?
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Post by Zaldax on May 31, 2007 19:37:25 GMT -5
A. Garlic, he was really a vampire....everybody knows that...
Q. Why was he a vampire?
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