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Post by Schmergo on May 31, 2007 19:40:16 GMT -5
A. So he could legitimately call himself 'Count.'
Q. Well, if he can't have garlic, what exactly does he eat that makes his breath so putrid?
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Post by Zaldax on May 31, 2007 19:44:21 GMT -5
A. Rotten onions sauteed in molten limburger cheese with a side of bratwurst.
Q. Who would be mad enouhg to cook up such a dish for him?
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Post by Schmergo on May 31, 2007 19:46:37 GMT -5
A. Baron Albrecht "The Codpiece" Von Stoogen, the only hook-handed plastic surgeon, secret fascist general, and fighter pilot in the world.
Q. What's Baron Von Stoogen's other claim to fame?
Bratwurst is yummy...
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Post by Zaldax on May 31, 2007 19:54:48 GMT -5
A. He invented the left-handed Bratwurst bun, beloved by left-handed Germans everywhere.
Q. How on earth did he manage to get a patent for that invention?
I agree...
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Post by Schmergo on May 31, 2007 19:55:53 GMT -5
A. Well, a little threatening with his hook and his involvement with the Masons, and it was a piece of cake.
Q. So how does one perform the Masonic handshake when one has a hook for a hand? And why is one talking like this, anyway?
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Post by Zaldax on May 31, 2007 19:58:50 GMT -5
Q. It's a mansonic secret. One enjoys speaking in a messed-up second person perspective.
A. Why can't Mr. Wiggins ever be a Mason.
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Post by Schmergo on Jun 1, 2007 14:48:32 GMT -5
Q. Eh, he's got a second-hand apron, and it really isn't classy. And besides, Wiggins's abbatoirs angered the Baron. He refused to slaughter the little known Bolivian Bratwurst Bear on the grounds that it's so critically endangered that it's often thought to be fictional.
A. What else is interesting about the Bolivian Bratwurst Bear?
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Post by vampirate321 on Jun 1, 2007 17:32:34 GMT -5
A. it's really an Italian Sausage Koala
Q. Why was he swinging from the chandiler?
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Post by Schmergo on Jun 2, 2007 7:38:04 GMT -5
Q. Well, the slide and see-saw had already broken off.
A. Do spiders have 4 crotches?
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Post by Broker of Darkness on Jun 2, 2007 18:45:01 GMT -5
A:Hmmm Yeah....
Q: Is skating through the neigborhood wearing only your rollerblades and a pair of boxers with a hole larger then what would be allowed for a PG audience in the back while screeming: "I'm Dirty Mutha****ing Harry" At the top of your lungs waving an anarchist flag a bad idea?
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Post by Schmergo on Jun 3, 2007 16:49:19 GMT -5
A. As long as I'm not in the neighbourhood, I think it's a smashing idea.
Q. What is the silliest thing you can think of right now?
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Post by Broker of Darkness on Jun 3, 2007 20:08:46 GMT -5
A: What I said in the other post but with two banana cream pies strategically placed on my bare chest and while juggling a baby raccoon and a full grown orangutan in a suit and tie…
Q: Anyone else want to add to that?
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Post by Schmergo on Jun 4, 2007 14:34:20 GMT -5
A. You're singing Italian Opera at the same time in a duet with Jim Carrey, who is flying after you on a broomstick wearing a vampire cloak and bunny ears and eating a big plate of babies.
Q. Why?
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Post by kanegunlock on Jun 4, 2007 14:40:42 GMT -5
Statement:hey dad I can play the song from harry potter
Q:what from the movie
A: no the book
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Post by Schmergo on Jun 4, 2007 14:41:53 GMT -5
Hehehehee. That's funny, but the next poster should answer my question.
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Post by vampirate321 on Jun 4, 2007 15:34:26 GMT -5
A. because the vaccume was broken
Q. why was the chipmunk in the tv?
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Post by Broker of Darkness on Jun 5, 2007 18:02:46 GMT -5
A: Because RasinBran Crunch comercials make it look just that good...
Q: Most underated quote?
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Post by vampirate321 on Jun 5, 2007 18:12:01 GMT -5
A. if you cant beat them, join them. then, once they've begun to relax and trust you, beat them to a bloody pulp -Jeff Foxworthy Q. How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
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Post by Broker of Darkness on Jun 5, 2007 18:26:18 GMT -5
A: The government decided not to relase that information to the public...
Q: What do you think of my siggy?
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Post by vampirate321 on Jun 5, 2007 18:40:49 GMT -5
A. no...er..nothing
*i do like it ;D*
Q. what is the meaning of life?
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