Post by E. R. O'Donnegale on Aug 29, 2008 14:51:33 GMT -5
Just so you know how crazy McJane and I really are...
(We wrote this, it didn't really happen.)
Maverick: Dude, E. fainted.
Kay: Is she okay?
Ryan: I'm still recovering, thanks.
Kay: No, is SHE okay?
Ryan: Well, how should I know?!
Maverick: *poking E.*
Ioe: *stares with a gopher look on his face*
Jane: What are you all staring at?
McJane: BANANA FIGHT!
Ioe: What? Where?!
Ryan: Do you think I should poke her too?
Kay: No!
McJane: Get some water, one of you!
*all of the boys stay still, then all of them move at once*
McJane: That's better!
*all run into each other and fall over*
E. (waking up): What happened here?
McJane: People were running around half-dressed with bits of toast in their hands!
E.: I knew bad consequences would come from that. Why am I on the ground?
McJane: You fainted.
E.: Oh…I can guess why.
*boys: back and all wet*
Ryan (holding out half-full glass): We got the water!
McJane: You're so helpful...
Maverick: Don't we know it! *Ryan starts ringing out his hair*
McJane: Thank you, Maverick. Thank you, boys.
Ioe: No problem!
Lauraine: Why are you wet?
Jane: I get the feeling we don't want to know.
Maverick: I'll tell you!
Jane: No, thank you.
*Katie walks in*
*Katie walks back out*
E.: I have a feeling we don't want to know about that either.
Ryan: HOLY FLYING SHEEP IN A SHIPWRECK! SHE'S AWAKE! *Kay faints dead away*
McJane: Ryan, ring your hair out over his head.
Ryan: NO! MY hair!
McJane: Maverick?
Maverick: NO!
E. (slapping Kay): Wake up!
Kay: Wha...?
E.: Oh, goody, you're awake!
Ryan: Remind me never to faint around you.
McJane: It's best not to faint around any of us, Ryan.
E.: There's no telling what we might do! MWAHAHAHA!
Ryan (stepping away): I'm just moving over here...
Kay: Easy to say when you aren't basically under her.
Lauraine: Well, this is akward...
Ioe: Sort of.
E.: Oops.
McJane: *cough cough*get off*cough cough*
E.: *cough cough*right*cough cough*
*rolls off of Kay into Ryan*
E.: Oops, again.
*akwardness*
McJane: *helps E. up* I think you should be a little more careful...
E.: Don't I always?
*Kay and Ryan: nodding emphatically*
Maverick:
Jane: Just smile and nod, Maverick.
E.: Smile at Jane, Maverick.
McJane: Not THIS Jane! THAT Jane!
E.: It's so confusing this way...
Ryan: You think YOU'RE confused?
McJane: THERE ARE TOO MANY JANES!!!
Ryan: That's not my problem.
E.: What IS your problem?
McJane: Ah, the trouble with Tribbles...
E. (enchantedly): TRIBBLES!
Kay: Good gravy.
Ryan: My words, almost exactly.
McJane: Gravy? Where?
E. (thoughtfully): I've never tried gravy...
Ioe: Oh, so easy it is to get off-subject!
McJane: Look! A butterfly!
Kay: Ai, yai, yai...
E.: Where?!
Ryan: We ARE going to stay on subject!
McJane: That's crazy! *randomly faints*
E.: See?
Kay: See what?
E. (suddenly distracted): I want a piggy-back ride!
Ryan: Why do you want that?
Ioe: Um...hello? Do any of you care that McJane just fainted?
Lauraine: Thank you, Ioe.
Jane: I care!
Maverick: You DO?!
E. (jumping at Kay): Piggy-back! Piggy-back!
Ryan: Hello! McJane's still on the ground, here!
E.: Me, too! I'm trying to get Kay to give me a piggy-back ride! Then I can go get some water more efficiently than you guys.
Lauraine: Looks like a great way to break Kay's back...
Kay (with E. on his back): She's not heavy! Honest!
Ryan: Riiiiiiiiiiight...
E.: Giddy-up!
McJane: (talking in sleep) There is no more spiced cider!
Ryan: I don't believe it! She's only asleep!
E.: Onward, to find the smelling salts!
Kay: The what?
Lauraine: Smelling salts. For waking people up.
Jane: Why don't you just dump water on her head?
Maverick: That's what we were trying to do in the first place!
Jane: BEFORE she was knocked out?!
E.: Off to the smelling salts, Kay!
Kay: Are we getting water or smelling salts?
Maverick: Sorta...
Ryan: Yes! *runs off to get water*
E. (yelling after him): If you come to a fork in the road, take it!
Kay: I think this should be her career.
McJane: *snorrrrre*
Jane: Well, that's lovely.
Ryan (rolling his eyes): Isn't it?
E. (to Kay): Ride! Ride!
*Jane Erika walks in*
Jane Erika: Wha...?
Jane: Don't ask.
Jane Erika: I'm not sure I wanna.
Lauraine: You don't.
E.: I WANT A RIDE!
Ryan: You know, that could be really misinterpreted...
E.: I DON'T CARE! *starts to tantrum*
McJane: *suddenly wakes up* Ernestina needs help! *looks around* Oh. Hi, guys.
E.: Yes! (points to self) Ernestina needs help! (points to Kay) Ernestina wants a ride!
Ryan: You need help, all right...
Jane: I think we all need help...
McJane: That's for sure!
E.: You need the kind of help I can give! (rubs hands together deviously)
Ioe: My hands kind of smell like fish...
Maverick: Really? Can I smell?
McJane: *sigh* Boys...
E.: They have an affliction, McJane.
Kay: We DO?
McJane: Yes. You're males.
Ryan: That's not an affliction!
E.: YOU think.
Jane Erika: It is. Believe me.
Ryan: Someone back me up, here!
*backup singers appear out of nowhere*
Backup singers: *singing* Someone back me up, heeeere!
McJane: Ooh! Fun! *sings along*
E.: Wow. How'd you do that, Ryan?
Ryan: I have no idea.
Backup Singers: *singing* I have nooooooo idea!
E.: (clapping)
*Maverick walks in*
Maverick: *sees the backup singers* What the...? *faints*
E.: Ooh, now Maverick fainted!
Ryan: Let's dump him in a creek somewhere.
Backup Singers: Let's dump him in a creek somewheeeeerrre!
Ryan: Go away.
Backup singers: Go awaaaaay!
Ryan: *locks backup singers in a closet* There we go.
Backup singers: There we goooooooo!
E.: I always knew he would amount to something! And now, look! He has his own theme music!
McJane: He's like James Bond/Phantom of the Opera!
Jane: Um....Maverick's still unconscious.
E. (delightedly): BANANA FIGHT!
Kay: Let's LEAVE him that way.
Ryan: That's a good idea.
McJane: Yay for BANANA FIGHTS!
Jane: I'm still lost...
E. (patting her shoulder): That's all right, dear, it's the way we want you to be.
Ryan: What about ME?! I'm lost, too!
McJane: You're a boy. You're supposed to be lost.
E.: Well said, my friend.
McJane: Thank you, my friend.
Ryan:
Jane: What about Maverick?
Jane Erika: Why don't we just leave him?
Ioe: That sounds like a good idea.
E.: No! For Jane's sake!
Ryan Which Jane?
McJane and Jane Erika: That one!
Jane: Me?
E. (pointing to two different Janes, neither of which is the right one): THAT one!
Lauraine: Oh boy...
Kay: Did I miss something?
Ryan: We all did, Kay.
E.: Just trying out my superpower!
McJane: Aren't we awesome?
Jane: What are they talking about?
Jane Erika: I have no idea...
E.: That's the whole point!
McJane: We still need to wake up Maverick! Jane! Maybe you can wake him up...
E.: Ooh! Yeah!
Ryan: Do you ever get the feeling that they have a big secret from you?
Jane Erika: Ryan! What did you do to your hair?!
McJane: You should never let me have scissors.
Jane: Why would I be able to wake him up?
Ryan: I WANTED it this way!
E.: It's kind of a joke, kind of not, Jane.
McJane: And I'm happy for you.
Jane:
E. (holding Jane's and Maverick's hands): Be happy.
Ioe: I still don't get it.
Ryan: And you never will.
McJane: Isn't Maverick still unconscious?
E.: That's why I dare.
McJane: Dare? Dare what?
E.: This. (holds up their hands)
McJane: Oh! Well, it's not going to help Maverick much if you hold his hand.
Ioe: I'm still lost...
Kay: I think I am too, now.
E.: True...
Ryan:
McJane: Yay! We got Ryan lost too!
E.: Our lives are complete!
McJane: Bacon!
Maverick: *wakes up* Wha...?
E. (disappointed): He woke up.
McJane: *to Jane* I hope you're happy.
Kay: Who's gonna faint next?
Jane: Happy?
E.: I think it's Ryan's turn.
Ryan: NO WAY!
*Ioe faints*
Maverick: Serves you right.
McJane: Yes! Very happy!
E.: Ioe! I'm surprised at you! Fainting out of turn!
McJane: Yeah, let's scold the unconscious boy.
Maverick: I would.
McJane: You're Maverick. Of course you would.
Kay: I think I missed it. Why did Ioe pass out?
McJane: It was his turn?
E.: NO! It WASN'T his turn! He's being perverse!
McJane: Ioe, you're a bad influence!
Kay: Even when he's unconscious?
E.: Especially then!
*Hans magically appears*
Hans: I thought I was the bad influence...
McJane: Yes, but you're not really here right now.
Hans: Oh...right. *Hans disappears*
Maverick: *runs away screaming*
E.: Was that Hans?
Kay: I think I'll move over here...
Ryan: Wise move.
Jane: Where did Maverick go?
E. (delightedly): We shall quest for him! Where is my faithful steed? Kay?
McJane: Ioe, get up. *smacks him*
Ioe *waking up* Huh? Why is everyone staring at me? *gopher look*
McJane: Come on! We're gonna get Maverick!
Ioe: Leave him. I'm going back to bed...
E.: CAN'T I have a ride?
Kay: I guess.
Lauraine: So we're going to find Maverick?
Jane: Yep!
McJane: BANANA FIGHT!
Jane Erika: You really gotta stop doing that...
E. (disconsolately): Why?
Jane Erika: Because you're freaking me out!
E. (furrowing eyebrows): That's...not good?
McJane: Don't we always freak you out?
E.: Exactly. Now, weren't we going to look for Maverick?
McJane: Yes! Onward, to the center of the earth!
Ryan: I don't think he can run THAT fast...
E.: We shall pursue him to the ends of the earth!
Jane: I don't think it's necessary to go QUITE that far.
McJane: I agree...
Jane Erika: Then why are we trying to find him?
Lauraine: I don't know, but we should go for a walk anyway.
E.: Walk? Who says I'm walking?
Kay: *sigh*
Ryan: I swear, you're gonna break his back somday.
Kay (putting E. on his back): No, she's...(grunt)...not heavy...(grunt)...
McJane: I'm glad you're such good friends.
E.: Me, too!
Ryan: You're weird...
E.: But lovable!
McJane: And cute!
Ryan: I wouldn't go THAT far...
McJane: *smacks Ryan* Jerk!
Ioe: I'll be over here...
E.: Thank you, McJane.
Lauraine: Remind me not to make you mad...
E.: We is EVIL! *randomly hits Ryan*
McJane: Yes, we's IS! *runs around flailing arms*
Everyone:
E. (to Ryan): Quick! Where were you on the knight of July 6th?!
Ryan: Uhhh...
Ioe: Don't answer it! It's a trick question!
E. (taking it as an extreme complement): He called me tricky!
McJane: Yay! High five!
*high fives*
Ioe: I say we stay far away from them...
McJane: That is wise, Ioe. Wait! You rolled on the ground! Come back here!
Ioe (running away): NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Kay and E.: *looking at each other and blushing*
McJane: Jane! Go get Maverick! Kay, E., stay right there. Ryan, high five, buddy! And Ioe, come back here!
E. (to Kay): Quite the matchmaker, isn't she?
McJane: *answering for him* Yes, she is! *stares at E. and Kay* Right! I'm leaving now!
Kay (nervously): Hem.
(We wrote this, it didn't really happen.)
Maverick: Dude, E. fainted.
Kay: Is she okay?
Ryan: I'm still recovering, thanks.
Kay: No, is SHE okay?
Ryan: Well, how should I know?!
Maverick: *poking E.*
Ioe: *stares with a gopher look on his face*
Jane: What are you all staring at?
McJane: BANANA FIGHT!
Ioe: What? Where?!
Ryan: Do you think I should poke her too?
Kay: No!
McJane: Get some water, one of you!
*all of the boys stay still, then all of them move at once*
McJane: That's better!
*all run into each other and fall over*
E. (waking up): What happened here?
McJane: People were running around half-dressed with bits of toast in their hands!
E.: I knew bad consequences would come from that. Why am I on the ground?
McJane: You fainted.
E.: Oh…I can guess why.
*boys: back and all wet*
Ryan (holding out half-full glass): We got the water!
McJane: You're so helpful...
Maverick: Don't we know it! *Ryan starts ringing out his hair*
McJane: Thank you, Maverick. Thank you, boys.
Ioe: No problem!
Lauraine: Why are you wet?
Jane: I get the feeling we don't want to know.
Maverick: I'll tell you!
Jane: No, thank you.
*Katie walks in*
*Katie walks back out*
E.: I have a feeling we don't want to know about that either.
Ryan: HOLY FLYING SHEEP IN A SHIPWRECK! SHE'S AWAKE! *Kay faints dead away*
McJane: Ryan, ring your hair out over his head.
Ryan: NO! MY hair!
McJane: Maverick?
Maverick: NO!
E. (slapping Kay): Wake up!
Kay: Wha...?
E.: Oh, goody, you're awake!
Ryan: Remind me never to faint around you.
McJane: It's best not to faint around any of us, Ryan.
E.: There's no telling what we might do! MWAHAHAHA!
Ryan (stepping away): I'm just moving over here...
Kay: Easy to say when you aren't basically under her.
Lauraine: Well, this is akward...
Ioe: Sort of.
E.: Oops.
McJane: *cough cough*get off*cough cough*
E.: *cough cough*right*cough cough*
*rolls off of Kay into Ryan*
E.: Oops, again.
*akwardness*
McJane: *helps E. up* I think you should be a little more careful...
E.: Don't I always?
*Kay and Ryan: nodding emphatically*
Maverick:
Jane: Just smile and nod, Maverick.
E.: Smile at Jane, Maverick.
McJane: Not THIS Jane! THAT Jane!
E.: It's so confusing this way...
Ryan: You think YOU'RE confused?
McJane: THERE ARE TOO MANY JANES!!!
Ryan: That's not my problem.
E.: What IS your problem?
McJane: Ah, the trouble with Tribbles...
E. (enchantedly): TRIBBLES!
Kay: Good gravy.
Ryan: My words, almost exactly.
McJane: Gravy? Where?
E. (thoughtfully): I've never tried gravy...
Ioe: Oh, so easy it is to get off-subject!
McJane: Look! A butterfly!
Kay: Ai, yai, yai...
E.: Where?!
Ryan: We ARE going to stay on subject!
McJane: That's crazy! *randomly faints*
E.: See?
Kay: See what?
E. (suddenly distracted): I want a piggy-back ride!
Ryan: Why do you want that?
Ioe: Um...hello? Do any of you care that McJane just fainted?
Lauraine: Thank you, Ioe.
Jane: I care!
Maverick: You DO?!
E. (jumping at Kay): Piggy-back! Piggy-back!
Ryan: Hello! McJane's still on the ground, here!
E.: Me, too! I'm trying to get Kay to give me a piggy-back ride! Then I can go get some water more efficiently than you guys.
Lauraine: Looks like a great way to break Kay's back...
Kay (with E. on his back): She's not heavy! Honest!
Ryan: Riiiiiiiiiiight...
E.: Giddy-up!
McJane: (talking in sleep) There is no more spiced cider!
Ryan: I don't believe it! She's only asleep!
E.: Onward, to find the smelling salts!
Kay: The what?
Lauraine: Smelling salts. For waking people up.
Jane: Why don't you just dump water on her head?
Maverick: That's what we were trying to do in the first place!
Jane: BEFORE she was knocked out?!
E.: Off to the smelling salts, Kay!
Kay: Are we getting water or smelling salts?
Maverick: Sorta...
Ryan: Yes! *runs off to get water*
E. (yelling after him): If you come to a fork in the road, take it!
Kay: I think this should be her career.
McJane: *snorrrrre*
Jane: Well, that's lovely.
Ryan (rolling his eyes): Isn't it?
E. (to Kay): Ride! Ride!
*Jane Erika walks in*
Jane Erika: Wha...?
Jane: Don't ask.
Jane Erika: I'm not sure I wanna.
Lauraine: You don't.
E.: I WANT A RIDE!
Ryan: You know, that could be really misinterpreted...
E.: I DON'T CARE! *starts to tantrum*
McJane: *suddenly wakes up* Ernestina needs help! *looks around* Oh. Hi, guys.
E.: Yes! (points to self) Ernestina needs help! (points to Kay) Ernestina wants a ride!
Ryan: You need help, all right...
Jane: I think we all need help...
McJane: That's for sure!
E.: You need the kind of help I can give! (rubs hands together deviously)
Ioe: My hands kind of smell like fish...
Maverick: Really? Can I smell?
McJane: *sigh* Boys...
E.: They have an affliction, McJane.
Kay: We DO?
McJane: Yes. You're males.
Ryan: That's not an affliction!
E.: YOU think.
Jane Erika: It is. Believe me.
Ryan: Someone back me up, here!
*backup singers appear out of nowhere*
Backup singers: *singing* Someone back me up, heeeere!
McJane: Ooh! Fun! *sings along*
E.: Wow. How'd you do that, Ryan?
Ryan: I have no idea.
Backup Singers: *singing* I have nooooooo idea!
E.: (clapping)
*Maverick walks in*
Maverick: *sees the backup singers* What the...? *faints*
E.: Ooh, now Maverick fainted!
Ryan: Let's dump him in a creek somewhere.
Backup Singers: Let's dump him in a creek somewheeeeerrre!
Ryan: Go away.
Backup singers: Go awaaaaay!
Ryan: *locks backup singers in a closet* There we go.
Backup singers: There we goooooooo!
E.: I always knew he would amount to something! And now, look! He has his own theme music!
McJane: He's like James Bond/Phantom of the Opera!
Jane: Um....Maverick's still unconscious.
E. (delightedly): BANANA FIGHT!
Kay: Let's LEAVE him that way.
Ryan: That's a good idea.
McJane: Yay for BANANA FIGHTS!
Jane: I'm still lost...
E. (patting her shoulder): That's all right, dear, it's the way we want you to be.
Ryan: What about ME?! I'm lost, too!
McJane: You're a boy. You're supposed to be lost.
E.: Well said, my friend.
McJane: Thank you, my friend.
Ryan:
Jane: What about Maverick?
Jane Erika: Why don't we just leave him?
Ioe: That sounds like a good idea.
E.: No! For Jane's sake!
Ryan Which Jane?
McJane and Jane Erika: That one!
Jane: Me?
E. (pointing to two different Janes, neither of which is the right one): THAT one!
Lauraine: Oh boy...
Kay: Did I miss something?
Ryan: We all did, Kay.
E.: Just trying out my superpower!
McJane: Aren't we awesome?
Jane: What are they talking about?
Jane Erika: I have no idea...
E.: That's the whole point!
McJane: We still need to wake up Maverick! Jane! Maybe you can wake him up...
E.: Ooh! Yeah!
Ryan: Do you ever get the feeling that they have a big secret from you?
Jane Erika: Ryan! What did you do to your hair?!
McJane: You should never let me have scissors.
Jane: Why would I be able to wake him up?
Ryan: I WANTED it this way!
E.: It's kind of a joke, kind of not, Jane.
McJane: And I'm happy for you.
Jane:
E. (holding Jane's and Maverick's hands): Be happy.
Ioe: I still don't get it.
Ryan: And you never will.
McJane: Isn't Maverick still unconscious?
E.: That's why I dare.
McJane: Dare? Dare what?
E.: This. (holds up their hands)
McJane: Oh! Well, it's not going to help Maverick much if you hold his hand.
Ioe: I'm still lost...
Kay: I think I am too, now.
E.: True...
Ryan:
McJane: Yay! We got Ryan lost too!
E.: Our lives are complete!
McJane: Bacon!
Maverick: *wakes up* Wha...?
E. (disappointed): He woke up.
McJane: *to Jane* I hope you're happy.
Kay: Who's gonna faint next?
Jane: Happy?
E.: I think it's Ryan's turn.
Ryan: NO WAY!
*Ioe faints*
Maverick: Serves you right.
McJane: Yes! Very happy!
E.: Ioe! I'm surprised at you! Fainting out of turn!
McJane: Yeah, let's scold the unconscious boy.
Maverick: I would.
McJane: You're Maverick. Of course you would.
Kay: I think I missed it. Why did Ioe pass out?
McJane: It was his turn?
E.: NO! It WASN'T his turn! He's being perverse!
McJane: Ioe, you're a bad influence!
Kay: Even when he's unconscious?
E.: Especially then!
*Hans magically appears*
Hans: I thought I was the bad influence...
McJane: Yes, but you're not really here right now.
Hans: Oh...right. *Hans disappears*
Maverick: *runs away screaming*
E.: Was that Hans?
Kay: I think I'll move over here...
Ryan: Wise move.
Jane: Where did Maverick go?
E. (delightedly): We shall quest for him! Where is my faithful steed? Kay?
McJane: Ioe, get up. *smacks him*
Ioe *waking up* Huh? Why is everyone staring at me? *gopher look*
McJane: Come on! We're gonna get Maverick!
Ioe: Leave him. I'm going back to bed...
E.: CAN'T I have a ride?
Kay: I guess.
Lauraine: So we're going to find Maverick?
Jane: Yep!
McJane: BANANA FIGHT!
Jane Erika: You really gotta stop doing that...
E. (disconsolately): Why?
Jane Erika: Because you're freaking me out!
E. (furrowing eyebrows): That's...not good?
McJane: Don't we always freak you out?
E.: Exactly. Now, weren't we going to look for Maverick?
McJane: Yes! Onward, to the center of the earth!
Ryan: I don't think he can run THAT fast...
E.: We shall pursue him to the ends of the earth!
Jane: I don't think it's necessary to go QUITE that far.
McJane: I agree...
Jane Erika: Then why are we trying to find him?
Lauraine: I don't know, but we should go for a walk anyway.
E.: Walk? Who says I'm walking?
Kay: *sigh*
Ryan: I swear, you're gonna break his back somday.
Kay (putting E. on his back): No, she's...(grunt)...not heavy...(grunt)...
McJane: I'm glad you're such good friends.
E.: Me, too!
Ryan: You're weird...
E.: But lovable!
McJane: And cute!
Ryan: I wouldn't go THAT far...
McJane: *smacks Ryan* Jerk!
Ioe: I'll be over here...
E.: Thank you, McJane.
Lauraine: Remind me not to make you mad...
E.: We is EVIL! *randomly hits Ryan*
McJane: Yes, we's IS! *runs around flailing arms*
Everyone:
E. (to Ryan): Quick! Where were you on the knight of July 6th?!
Ryan: Uhhh...
Ioe: Don't answer it! It's a trick question!
E. (taking it as an extreme complement): He called me tricky!
McJane: Yay! High five!
*high fives*
Ioe: I say we stay far away from them...
McJane: That is wise, Ioe. Wait! You rolled on the ground! Come back here!
Ioe (running away): NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Kay and E.: *looking at each other and blushing*
McJane: Jane! Go get Maverick! Kay, E., stay right there. Ryan, high five, buddy! And Ioe, come back here!
E. (to Kay): Quite the matchmaker, isn't she?
McJane: *answering for him* Yes, she is! *stares at E. and Kay* Right! I'm leaving now!
Kay (nervously): Hem.