Schmergo
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Post by Schmergo on Oct 24, 2007 19:56:52 GMT -5
Cheesewright was an assassin who liked to lick cheesey bunnys. Unfortuantely, chocolate bunnies were easier to use as butter knives.
Chauvelin was feeding his macaws when he was distracted by Cheesewright, shrieking maniacally, "HELP! I CAN'T OPEN THIS JAR OF MAYONNAISE!"
"I'll use my guillotine, then! Yay for guillotine!" he yelled. Unfortunately, Chauvelin decapitated himself, and Aku became quite sad indeed.
She and Cheesewright decided to ressurect Chauvelin using showtunes and teh power of friendship. So because Chauvelin had no friends, they went to the thrift store to buy Chauvelin some! So they went to Candy City at Springfield Mall when Chauvelin's corpse was stolen by fangirls who mistook him for Corbin Bleu. So, Aku and Cheesewright laughed their heads off.
A dark figure stumbled upon the heads and Chauvelin's corpse He gathered them up and, chased by fangirls, escaped to his secret lair hidden in Chauvelin's underwear drawer and used a rubber chicken and a stick to nail them to walls and call it art. And Chauvelin was pretty art!
The dark figure didn't know that Percy was behind him, so was completely surprised when he heard, "SINK ME! You have awful taste in art! Dead bodies should wear frou-frou!" The dark figure quite agreed, then unveiled his Evil plan which involved dressing Chauvelin in Schmergo's brown dress along with frilly pink bloomers! This caused a dam in the Sahara to flood the desert, turning it into a themepark.
Percy, wearing a pink Speedo, splashed about in the desert, exclaiming "Zounds! Demmed remarkable weather patterns I be seeing."
Flashing seemed like a good idea at the time yes, but was it the right thing for a state dinner? Percy pondered this for a moment, then ran nude into the Parking lot yelling VEVALA REVALTION!
Cheesewright, Chauvelin, and Aku, resurrected,
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Post by Kiren Brockett on Oct 24, 2007 20:05:57 GMT -5
Cheesewright was an assassin who liked to lick cheesey bunnys. Unfortuantely, chocolate bunnies were easier to use as butter knives.
Chauvelin was feeding his macaws when he was distracted by Cheesewright, shrieking maniacally, "HELP! I CAN'T OPEN THIS JAR OF MAYONNAISE!"
"I'll use my guillotine, then! Yay for guillotine!" he yelled. Unfortunately, Chauvelin decapitated himself, and Aku became quite sad indeed.
She and Cheesewright decided to ressurect Chauvelin using showtunes and teh power of friendship. So because Chauvelin had no friends, they went to the thrift store to buy Chauvelin some! So they went to Candy City at Springfield Mall when Chauvelin's corpse was stolen by fangirls who mistook him for Corbin Bleu. So, Aku and Cheesewright laughed their heads off.
A dark figure stumbled upon the heads and Chauvelin's corpse He gathered them up and, chased by fangirls, escaped to his secret lair hidden in Chauvelin's underwear drawer and used a rubber chicken and a stick to nail them to walls and call it art. And Chauvelin was pretty art!
The dark figure didn't know that Percy was behind him, so was completely surprised when he heard, "SINK ME! You have awful taste in art! Dead bodies should wear frou-frou!" The dark figure quite agreed, then unveiled his Evil plan which involved dressing Chauvelin in Schmergo's brown dress along with frilly pink bloomers! This caused a dam in the Sahara to flood the desert, turning it into a themepark.
Percy, wearing a pink Speedo, splashed about in the desert, exclaiming "Zounds! Demmed remarkable weather patterns I be seeing."
Flashing seemed like a good idea at the time yes, but was it the right thing for a state dinner? Percy pondered this for a moment, then ran nude into the parking lot yelling VEVALA REVALTION!
Cheesewright, Chauvelin, and Aku, resurrected (through the power of nudity)
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Post by theaceofspades on Oct 24, 2007 20:11:03 GMT -5
Cheesewright was an assassin who liked to lick cheesey bunnys. Unfortuantely, chocolate bunnies were easier to use as butter knives.
Chauvelin was feeding his macaws when he was distracted by Cheesewright, shrieking maniacally, "HELP! I CAN'T OPEN THIS JAR OF MAYONNAISE!"
"I'll use my guillotine, then! Yay for guillotine!" he yelled. Unfortunately, Chauvelin decapitated himself, and Aku became quite sad indeed.
She and Cheesewright decided to ressurect Chauvelin using showtunes and teh power of friendship. So because Chauvelin had no friends, they went to the thrift store to buy Chauvelin some! So they went to Candy City at Springfield Mall when Chauvelin's corpse was stolen by fangirls who mistook him for Corbin Bleu. So, Aku and Cheesewright laughed their heads off.
A dark figure stumbled upon the heads and Chauvelin's corpse He gathered them up and, chased by fangirls, escaped to his secret lair hidden in Chauvelin's underwear drawer and used a rubber chicken and a stick to nail them to walls and call it art. And Chauvelin was pretty art!
The dark figure didn't know that Percy was behind him, so was completely surprised when he heard, "SINK ME! You have awful taste in art! Dead bodies should wear frou-frou!" The dark figure quite agreed, then unveiled his Evil plan which involved dressing Chauvelin in Schmergo's brown dress along with frilly pink bloomers! This caused a dam in the Sahara to flood the desert, turning it into a themepark.
Percy, wearing a pink Speedo, splashed about in the desert, exclaiming "Zounds! Demmed remarkable weather patterns I be seeing."
Flashing seemed like a good idea at the time yes, but was it the right thing for a state dinner? Percy pondered this for a moment, then ran nude into the parking lot yelling VEVALA REVALTION!
Cheesewright, Chauvelin, and Aku, resurrected (through the power of nudity)and Heavy metal did they
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Schmergo
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Post by Schmergo on Oct 25, 2007 5:19:29 GMT -5
Cheesewright was an assassin who liked to lick cheesey bunnys. Unfortuantely, chocolate bunnies were easier to use as butter knives.
Chauvelin was feeding his macaws when he was distracted by Cheesewright, shrieking maniacally, "HELP! I CAN'T OPEN THIS JAR OF MAYONNAISE!"
"I'll use my guillotine, then! Yay for guillotine!" he yelled. Unfortunately, Chauvelin decapitated himself, and Aku became quite sad indeed.
She and Cheesewright decided to ressurect Chauvelin using showtunes and teh power of friendship. So because Chauvelin had no friends, they went to the thrift store to buy Chauvelin some! So they went to Candy City at Springfield Mall when Chauvelin's corpse was stolen by fangirls who mistook him for Corbin Bleu. So, Aku and Cheesewright laughed their heads off.
A dark figure stumbled upon the heads and Chauvelin's corpse He gathered them up and, chased by fangirls, escaped to his secret lair hidden in Chauvelin's underwear drawer and used a rubber chicken and a stick to nail them to walls and call it art. And Chauvelin was pretty art!
The dark figure didn't know that Percy was behind him, so was completely surprised when he heard, "SINK ME! You have awful taste in art! Dead bodies should wear frou-frou!" The dark figure quite agreed, then unveiled his Evil plan which involved dressing Chauvelin in Schmergo's brown dress along with frilly pink bloomers! This caused a dam in the Sahara to flood the desert, turning it into a themepark.
Percy, wearing a pink Speedo, splashed about in the desert, exclaiming "Zounds! Demmed remarkable weather patterns I be seeing."
Flashing seemed like a good idea at the time yes, but was it the right thing for a state dinner? Percy pondered this for a moment, then ran nude into the parking lot yelling VEVALA REVALTION!
Cheesewright, Chauvelin, and Aku, resurrected (through the power of nudity and Heavy metal) did the classic jaw-drop as Percy
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Post by Broker of Darkness on Oct 25, 2007 18:36:02 GMT -5
Cheesewright was an assassin who liked to lick cheesey bunnys. Unfortuantely, chocolate bunnies were easier to use as butter knives.
Chauvelin was feeding his macaws when he was distracted by Cheesewright, shrieking maniacally, "HELP! I CAN'T OPEN THIS JAR OF MAYONNAISE!"
"I'll use my guillotine, then! Yay for guillotine!" he yelled. Unfortunately, Chauvelin decapitated himself, and Aku became quite sad indeed.
She and Cheesewright decided to ressurect Chauvelin using showtunes and teh power of friendship. So because Chauvelin had no friends, they went to the thrift store to buy Chauvelin some! So they went to Candy City at Springfield Mall when Chauvelin's corpse was stolen by fangirls who mistook him for Corbin Bleu. So, Aku and Cheesewright laughed their heads off.
A dark figure stumbled upon the heads and Chauvelin's corpse He gathered them up and, chased by fangirls, escaped to his secret lair hidden in Chauvelin's underwear drawer and used a rubber chicken and a stick to nail them to walls and call it art. And Chauvelin was pretty art!
The dark figure didn't know that Percy was behind him, so was completely surprised when he heard, "SINK ME! You have awful taste in art! Dead bodies should wear frou-frou!" The dark figure quite agreed, then unveiled his Evil plan which involved dressing Chauvelin in Schmergo's brown dress along with frilly pink bloomers! This caused a dam in the Sahara to flood the desert, turning it into a themepark.
Percy, wearing a pink Speedo, splashed about in the desert, exclaiming "Zounds! Demmed remarkable weather patterns I be seeing."
Flashing seemed like a good idea at the time yes, but was it the right thing for a state dinner? Percy pondered this for a moment, then ran nude into the parking lot yelling VEVALA REVALTION!
Cheesewright, Chauvelin, and Aku, resurrected (through the power of nudity and Heavy metal) did the classic jaw-drop as Percy preformed an act so obscene
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Post by Teh Schmergster on Oct 25, 2007 19:42:06 GMT -5
Cheesewright was an assassin who liked to lick cheesey bunnys. Unfortuantely, chocolate bunnies were easier to use as butter knives.
Chauvelin was feeding his macaws when he was distracted by Cheesewright, shrieking maniacally, "HELP! I CAN'T OPEN THIS JAR OF MAYONNAISE!"
"I'll use my guillotine, then! Yay for guillotine!" he yelled. Unfortunately, Chauvelin decapitated himself, and Aku became quite sad indeed.
She and Cheesewright decided to ressurect Chauvelin using showtunes and teh power of friendship. So because Chauvelin had no friends, they went to the thrift store to buy Chauvelin some! So they went to Candy City at Springfield Mall when Chauvelin's corpse was stolen by fangirls who mistook him for Corbin Bleu. So, Aku and Cheesewright laughed their heads off.
A dark figure stumbled upon the heads and Chauvelin's corpse He gathered them up and, chased by fangirls, escaped to his secret lair hidden in Chauvelin's underwear drawer and used a rubber chicken and a stick to nail them to walls and call it art. And Chauvelin was pretty art!
The dark figure didn't know that Percy was behind him, so was completely surprised when he heard, "SINK ME! You have awful taste in art! Dead bodies should wear frou-frou!" The dark figure quite agreed, then unveiled his Evil plan which involved dressing Chauvelin in Schmergo's brown dress along with frilly pink bloomers! This caused a dam in the Sahara to flood the desert, turning it into a themepark.
Percy, wearing a pink Speedo, splashed about in the desert, exclaiming "Zounds! Demmed remarkable weather patterns I be seeing."
Flashing seemed like a good idea at the time yes, but was it the right thing for a state dinner? Percy pondered this for a moment, then ran nude into the parking lot yelling VEVALA REVALTION!
Cheesewright, Chauvelin, and Aku, resurrected (through the power of nudity and Heavy metal) did the classic jaw-drop as Percy preformed an act so obscene that it defied description, involving
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Post by theaceofspades on Oct 25, 2007 19:43:52 GMT -5
Cheesewright was an assassin who liked to lick cheesey bunnys. Unfortuantely, chocolate bunnies were easier to use as butter knives.
Chauvelin was feeding his macaws when he was distracted by Cheesewright, shrieking maniacally, "HELP! I CAN'T OPEN THIS JAR OF MAYONNAISE!"
"I'll use my guillotine, then! Yay for guillotine!" he yelled. Unfortunately, Chauvelin decapitated himself, and Aku became quite sad indeed.
She and Cheesewright decided to ressurect Chauvelin using showtunes and teh power of friendship. So because Chauvelin had no friends, they went to the thrift store to buy Chauvelin some! So they went to Candy City at Springfield Mall when Chauvelin's corpse was stolen by fangirls who mistook him for Corbin Bleu. So, Aku and Cheesewright laughed their heads off.
A dark figure stumbled upon the heads and Chauvelin's corpse He gathered them up and, chased by fangirls, escaped to his secret lair hidden in Chauvelin's underwear drawer and used a rubber chicken and a stick to nail them to walls and call it art. And Chauvelin was pretty art!
The dark figure didn't know that Percy was behind him, so was completely surprised when he heard, "SINK ME! You have awful taste in art! Dead bodies should wear frou-frou!" The dark figure quite agreed, then unveiled his Evil plan which involved dressing Chauvelin in Schmergo's brown dress along with frilly pink bloomers! This caused a dam in the Sahara to flood the desert, turning it into a themepark.
Percy, wearing a pink Speedo, splashed about in the desert, exclaiming "Zounds! Demmed remarkable weather patterns I be seeing."
Flashing seemed like a good idea at the time yes, but was it the right thing for a state dinner? Percy pondered this for a moment, then ran nude into the parking lot yelling VEVALA REVALTION!
Cheesewright, Chauvelin, and Aku, resurrected (through the power of nudity and Heavy metal) did the classic jaw-drop as Percy preformed an act so obscene that it defied description, involving COCONUTS,darth Vader and cheese with
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Post by Teh Schmergster on Oct 26, 2007 5:25:51 GMT -5
Cheesewright was an assassin who liked to lick cheesey bunnys. Unfortuantely, chocolate bunnies were easier to use as butter knives.
Chauvelin was feeding his macaws when he was distracted by Cheesewright, shrieking maniacally, "HELP! I CAN'T OPEN THIS JAR OF MAYONNAISE!"
"I'll use my guillotine, then! Yay for guillotine!" he yelled. Unfortunately, Chauvelin decapitated himself, and Aku became quite sad indeed.
She and Cheesewright decided to ressurect Chauvelin using showtunes and teh power of friendship. So because Chauvelin had no friends, they went to the thrift store to buy Chauvelin some! So they went to Candy City at Springfield Mall when Chauvelin's corpse was stolen by fangirls who mistook him for Corbin Bleu. So, Aku and Cheesewright laughed their heads off.
A dark figure stumbled upon the heads and Chauvelin's corpse He gathered them up and, chased by fangirls, escaped to his secret lair hidden in Chauvelin's underwear drawer and used a rubber chicken and a stick to nail them to walls and call it art. And Chauvelin was pretty art!
The dark figure didn't know that Percy was behind him, so was completely surprised when he heard, "SINK ME! You have awful taste in art! Dead bodies should wear frou-frou!" The dark figure quite agreed, then unveiled his Evil plan which involved dressing Chauvelin in Schmergo's brown dress along with frilly pink bloomers! This caused a dam in the Sahara to flood the desert, turning it into a themepark.
Percy, wearing a pink Speedo, splashed about in the desert, exclaiming "Zounds! Demmed remarkable weather patterns I be seeing."
Flashing seemed like a good idea at the time yes, but was it the right thing for a state dinner? Percy pondered this for a moment, then ran nude into the parking lot yelling VEVALA REVALTION!
Cheesewright, Chauvelin, and Aku, resurrected (through the power of nudity and Heavy metal) did the classic jaw-drop as Percy preformed an act so obscene that it defied description, involving COCONUTS,darth Vader and cheese with purple mold.
Chauvelin shouted, "You
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Post by Kiren Brockett on Oct 26, 2007 14:47:49 GMT -5
Cheesewright was an assassin who liked to lick cheesey bunnys. Unfortuantely, chocolate bunnies were easier to use as butter knives.
Chauvelin was feeding his macaws when he was distracted by Cheesewright, shrieking maniacally, "HELP! I CAN'T OPEN THIS JAR OF MAYONNAISE!"
"I'll use my guillotine, then! Yay for guillotine!" he yelled. Unfortunately, Chauvelin decapitated himself, and Aku became quite sad indeed.
She and Cheesewright decided to ressurect Chauvelin using showtunes and teh power of friendship. So because Chauvelin had no friends, they went to the thrift store to buy Chauvelin some! So they went to Candy City at Springfield Mall when Chauvelin's corpse was stolen by fangirls who mistook him for Corbin Bleu. So, Aku and Cheesewright laughed their heads off.
A dark figure stumbled upon the heads and Chauvelin's corpse He gathered them up and, chased by fangirls, escaped to his secret lair hidden in Chauvelin's underwear drawer and used a rubber chicken and a stick to nail them to walls and call it art. And Chauvelin was pretty art!
The dark figure didn't know that Percy was behind him, so was completely surprised when he heard, "SINK ME! You have awful taste in art! Dead bodies should wear frou-frou!" The dark figure quite agreed, then unveiled his Evil plan which involved dressing Chauvelin in Schmergo's brown dress along with frilly pink bloomers! This caused a dam in the Sahara to flood the desert, turning it into a themepark.
Percy, wearing a pink Speedo, splashed about in the desert, exclaiming "Zounds! Demmed remarkable weather patterns I be seeing."
Flashing seemed like a good idea at the time yes, but was it the right thing for a state dinner? Percy pondered this for a moment, then ran nude into the parking lot yelling VEVALA REVALTION!
Cheesewright, Chauvelin, and Aku, resurrected (through the power of nudity and Heavy metal) did the classic jaw-drop as Percy preformed an act so obscene that it defied description, involving COCONUTS, Darth Vader and cheese with purple mold.
Chauvelin shouted, "You Englishmen are so disturbing!" and
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Schmergo
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Post by Schmergo on Oct 26, 2007 15:39:53 GMT -5
Cheesewright was an assassin who liked to lick cheesey bunnys. Unfortuantely, chocolate bunnies were easier to use as butter knives.
Chauvelin was feeding his macaws when he was distracted by Cheesewright, shrieking maniacally, "HELP! I CAN'T OPEN THIS JAR OF MAYONNAISE!"
"I'll use my guillotine, then! Yay for guillotine!" he yelled. Unfortunately, Chauvelin decapitated himself, and Aku became quite sad indeed.
She and Cheesewright decided to ressurect Chauvelin using showtunes and teh power of friendship. So because Chauvelin had no friends, they went to the thrift store to buy Chauvelin some! So they went to Candy City at Springfield Mall when Chauvelin's corpse was stolen by fangirls who mistook him for Corbin Bleu. So, Aku and Cheesewright laughed their heads off.
A dark figure stumbled upon the heads and Chauvelin's corpse He gathered them up and, chased by fangirls, escaped to his secret lair hidden in Chauvelin's underwear drawer and used a rubber chicken and a stick to nail them to walls and call it art. And Chauvelin was pretty art!
The dark figure didn't know that Percy was behind him, so was completely surprised when he heard, "SINK ME! You have awful taste in art! Dead bodies should wear frou-frou!" The dark figure quite agreed, then unveiled his Evil plan which involved dressing Chauvelin in Schmergo's brown dress along with frilly pink bloomers! This caused a dam in the Sahara to flood the desert, turning it into a themepark.
Percy, wearing a pink Speedo, splashed about in the desert, exclaiming "Zounds! Demmed remarkable weather patterns I be seeing."
Flashing seemed like a good idea at the time yes, but was it the right thing for a state dinner? Percy pondered this for a moment, then ran nude into the parking lot yelling VEVALA REVALTION!
Cheesewright, Chauvelin, and Aku, resurrected (through the power of nudity and Heavy metal) did the classic jaw-drop as Percy preformed an act so obscene that it defied description, involving COCONUTS, Darth Vader and cheese with purple mold.
Chauvelin shouted, "You Englishmen are so disturbing!" and tore off his clothing, diving
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vampirate321
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XD *stare, stare, drool, drool* so says Vammool Vamilla Vamerine Vamilstein van Vamheusen, PhD
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Post by vampirate321 on Oct 26, 2007 15:55:14 GMT -5
Cheesewright was an assassin who liked to lick cheesey bunnys. Unfortuantely, chocolate bunnies were easier to use as butter knives.
Chauvelin was feeding his macaws when he was distracted by Cheesewright, shrieking maniacally, "HELP! I CAN'T OPEN THIS JAR OF MAYONNAISE!"
"I'll use my guillotine, then! Yay for guillotine!" he yelled. Unfortunately, Chauvelin decapitated himself, and Aku became quite sad indeed.
She and Cheesewright decided to ressurect Chauvelin using showtunes and teh power of friendship. So because Chauvelin had no friends, they went to the thrift store to buy Chauvelin some! So they went to Candy City at Springfield Mall when Chauvelin's corpse was stolen by fangirls who mistook him for Corbin Bleu. So, Aku and Cheesewright laughed their heads off.
A dark figure stumbled upon the heads and Chauvelin's corpse He gathered them up and, chased by fangirls, escaped to his secret lair hidden in Chauvelin's underwear drawer and used a rubber chicken and a stick to nail them to walls and call it art. And Chauvelin was pretty art!
The dark figure didn't know that Percy was behind him, so was completely surprised when he heard, "SINK ME! You have awful taste in art! Dead bodies should wear frou-frou!" The dark figure quite agreed, then unveiled his Evil plan which involved dressing Chauvelin in Schmergo's brown dress along with frilly pink bloomers! This caused a dam in the Sahara to flood the desert, turning it into a themepark.
Percy, wearing a pink Speedo, splashed about in the desert, exclaiming "Zounds! Demmed remarkable weather patterns I be seeing."
Flashing seemed like a good idea at the time yes, but was it the right thing for a state dinner? Percy pondered this for a moment, then ran nude into the parking lot yelling VEVALA REVALTION!
Cheesewright, Chauvelin, and Aku, resurrected (through the power of nudity and Heavy metal) did the classic jaw-drop as Percy preformed an act so obscene that it defied description, involving COCONUTS, Darth Vader and cheese with purple mold.
Chauvelin shouted, "You Englishmen are so disturbing!" and tore off his clothing, diving into a vat of jelly
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Post by Kiren Brockett on Oct 26, 2007 16:34:19 GMT -5
Cheesewright was an assassin who liked to lick cheesey bunnys. Unfortuantely, chocolate bunnies were easier to use as butter knives.
Chauvelin was feeding his macaws when he was distracted by Cheesewright, shrieking maniacally, "HELP! I CAN'T OPEN THIS JAR OF MAYONNAISE!"
"I'll use my guillotine, then! Yay for guillotine!" he yelled. Unfortunately, Chauvelin decapitated himself, and Aku became quite sad indeed.
She and Cheesewright decided to ressurect Chauvelin using showtunes and teh power of friendship. So because Chauvelin had no friends, they went to the thrift store to buy Chauvelin some! So they went to Candy City at Springfield Mall when Chauvelin's corpse was stolen by fangirls who mistook him for Corbin Bleu. So, Aku and Cheesewright laughed their heads off.
A dark figure stumbled upon the heads and Chauvelin's corpse He gathered them up and, chased by fangirls, escaped to his secret lair hidden in Chauvelin's underwear drawer and used a rubber chicken and a stick to nail them to walls and call it art. And Chauvelin was pretty art!
The dark figure didn't know that Percy was behind him, so was completely surprised when he heard, "SINK ME! You have awful taste in art! Dead bodies should wear frou-frou!" The dark figure quite agreed, then unveiled his Evil plan which involved dressing Chauvelin in Schmergo's brown dress along with frilly pink bloomers! This caused a dam in the Sahara to flood the desert, turning it into a themepark.
Percy, wearing a pink Speedo, splashed about in the desert, exclaiming "Zounds! Demmed remarkable weather patterns I be seeing."
Flashing seemed like a good idea at the time yes, but was it the right thing for a state dinner? Percy pondered this for a moment, then ran nude into the parking lot yelling VEVALA REVALTION!
Cheesewright, Chauvelin, and Aku, resurrected (through the power of nudity and Heavy metal) did the classic jaw-drop as Percy preformed an act so obscene that it defied description, involving COCONUTS, Darth Vader and cheese with purple mold.
Chauvelin shouted, "You Englishmen are so disturbing!" and tore off his clothing, diving into a vat of jelly to hide, but sadly, he
((What is it with this fic and nudity? Gosh, people!))
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vampirate321
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XD *stare, stare, drool, drool* so says Vammool Vamilla Vamerine Vamilstein van Vamheusen, PhD
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Post by vampirate321 on Oct 26, 2007 16:49:54 GMT -5
forgot to plug the drain
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Schmergo
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Post by Schmergo on Oct 28, 2007 18:28:17 GMT -5
Cheesewright was an assassin who liked to lick cheesey bunnys. Unfortuantely, chocolate bunnies were easier to use as butter knives.
Chauvelin was feeding his macaws when he was distracted by Cheesewright, shrieking maniacally, "HELP! I CAN'T OPEN THIS JAR OF MAYONNAISE!"
"I'll use my guillotine, then! Yay for guillotine!" he yelled. Unfortunately, Chauvelin decapitated himself, and Aku became quite sad indeed.
She and Cheesewright decided to ressurect Chauvelin using showtunes and teh power of friendship. So because Chauvelin had no friends, they went to the thrift store to buy Chauvelin some! So they went to Candy City at Springfield Mall when Chauvelin's corpse was stolen by fangirls who mistook him for Corbin Bleu. So, Aku and Cheesewright laughed their heads off.
A dark figure stumbled upon the heads and Chauvelin's corpse He gathered them up and, chased by fangirls, escaped to his secret lair hidden in Chauvelin's underwear drawer and used a rubber chicken and a stick to nail them to walls and call it art. And Chauvelin was pretty art!
The dark figure didn't know that Percy was behind him, so was completely surprised when he heard, "SINK ME! You have awful taste in art! Dead bodies should wear frou-frou!" The dark figure quite agreed, then unveiled his Evil plan which involved dressing Chauvelin in Schmergo's brown dress along with frilly pink bloomers! This caused a dam in the Sahara to flood the desert, turning it into a themepark.
Percy, wearing a pink Speedo, splashed about in the desert, exclaiming "Zounds! Demmed remarkable weather patterns I be seeing."
Flashing seemed like a good idea at the time yes, but was it the right thing for a state dinner? Percy pondered this for a moment, then ran nude into the parking lot yelling VEVALA REVALTION!
Cheesewright, Chauvelin, and Aku, resurrected (through the power of nudity and Heavy metal) did the classic jaw-drop as Percy preformed an act so obscene that it defied description, involving COCONUTS, Darth Vader and cheese with purple mold.
Chauvelin shouted, "You Englishmen are so disturbing!" and tore off his clothing, diving into a vat of jelly to hide, but sadly, he forgot to plug the drain.
Plus, he was really unnattractive.
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Post by Kiren Brockett on Oct 28, 2007 19:26:34 GMT -5
Cheesewright was an assassin who liked to lick cheesey bunnys. Unfortuantely, chocolate bunnies were easier to use as butter knives.
Chauvelin was feeding his macaws when he was distracted by Cheesewright, shrieking maniacally, "HELP! I CAN'T OPEN THIS JAR OF MAYONNAISE!"
"I'll use my guillotine, then! Yay for guillotine!" he yelled. Unfortunately, Chauvelin decapitated himself, and Aku became quite sad indeed.
She and Cheesewright decided to ressurect Chauvelin using showtunes and teh power of friendship. So because Chauvelin had no friends, they went to the thrift store to buy Chauvelin some! So they went to Candy City at Springfield Mall when Chauvelin's corpse was stolen by fangirls who mistook him for Corbin Bleu. So, Aku and Cheesewright laughed their heads off.
A dark figure stumbled upon the heads and Chauvelin's corpse He gathered them up and, chased by fangirls, escaped to his secret lair hidden in Chauvelin's underwear drawer and used a rubber chicken and a stick to nail them to walls and call it art. And Chauvelin was pretty art!
The dark figure didn't know that Percy was behind him, so was completely surprised when he heard, "SINK ME! You have awful taste in art! Dead bodies should wear frou-frou!" The dark figure quite agreed, then unveiled his Evil plan which involved dressing Chauvelin in Schmergo's brown dress along with frilly pink bloomers! This caused a dam in the Sahara to flood the desert, turning it into a themepark.
Percy, wearing a pink Speedo, splashed about in the desert, exclaiming "Zounds! Demmed remarkable weather patterns I be seeing."
Flashing seemed like a good idea at the time yes, but was it the right thing for a state dinner? Percy pondered this for a moment, then ran nude into the parking lot yelling VEVALA REVALTION!
Cheesewright, Chauvelin, and Aku, resurrected (through the power of nudity and Heavy metal) did the classic jaw-drop as Percy preformed an act so obscene that it defied description, involving COCONUTS, Darth Vader and cheese with purple mold.
Chauvelin shouted, "You Englishmen are so disturbing!" and tore off his clothing, diving into a vat of jelly to hide, but sadly, he forgot to plug the drain.
Plus, he was really unnattractive. Really. It's canon.
Meanwhile, Percy
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Post by Schmergo on Oct 29, 2007 13:21:32 GMT -5
Cheesewright was an assassin who liked to lick cheesey bunnys. Unfortuantely, chocolate bunnies were easier to use as butter knives.
Chauvelin was feeding his macaws when he was distracted by Cheesewright, shrieking maniacally, "HELP! I CAN'T OPEN THIS JAR OF MAYONNAISE!"
"I'll use my guillotine, then! Yay for guillotine!" he yelled. Unfortunately, Chauvelin decapitated himself, and Aku became quite sad indeed.
She and Cheesewright decided to ressurect Chauvelin using showtunes and teh power of friendship. So because Chauvelin had no friends, they went to the thrift store to buy Chauvelin some! So they went to Candy City at Springfield Mall when Chauvelin's corpse was stolen by fangirls who mistook him for Corbin Bleu. So, Aku and Cheesewright laughed their heads off.
A dark figure stumbled upon the heads and Chauvelin's corpse He gathered them up and, chased by fangirls, escaped to his secret lair hidden in Chauvelin's underwear drawer and used a rubber chicken and a stick to nail them to walls and call it art. And Chauvelin was pretty art!
The dark figure didn't know that Percy was behind him, so was completely surprised when he heard, "SINK ME! You have awful taste in art! Dead bodies should wear frou-frou!" The dark figure quite agreed, then unveiled his Evil plan which involved dressing Chauvelin in Schmergo's brown dress along with frilly pink bloomers! This caused a dam in the Sahara to flood the desert, turning it into a themepark.
Percy, wearing a pink Speedo, splashed about in the desert, exclaiming "Zounds! Demmed remarkable weather patterns I be seeing."
Flashing seemed like a good idea at the time yes, but was it the right thing for a state dinner? Percy pondered this for a moment, then ran nude into the parking lot yelling VEVALA REVALTION!
Cheesewright, Chauvelin, and Aku, resurrected (through the power of nudity and Heavy metal) did the classic jaw-drop as Percy preformed an act so obscene that it defied description, involving COCONUTS, Darth Vader and cheese with purple mold.
Chauvelin shouted, "You Englishmen are so disturbing!" and tore off his clothing, diving into a vat of jelly to hide, but sadly, he forgot to plug the drain.
Plus, he was really unnattractive. Really. It's canon.
Meanwhile, Percy crashed Cheesewright's Assassins Guild meeting.
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Post by Kiren Brockett on Oct 29, 2007 14:17:22 GMT -5
Cheesewright was an assassin who liked to lick cheesey bunnys. Unfortuantely, chocolate bunnies were easier to use as butter knives.
Chauvelin was feeding his macaws when he was distracted by Cheesewright, shrieking maniacally, "HELP! I CAN'T OPEN THIS JAR OF MAYONNAISE!"
"I'll use my guillotine, then! Yay for guillotine!" he yelled. Unfortunately, Chauvelin decapitated himself, and Aku became quite sad indeed.
She and Cheesewright decided to ressurect Chauvelin using showtunes and teh power of friendship. So because Chauvelin had no friends, they went to the thrift store to buy Chauvelin some! So they went to Candy City at Springfield Mall when Chauvelin's corpse was stolen by fangirls who mistook him for Corbin Bleu. So, Aku and Cheesewright laughed their heads off.
A dark figure stumbled upon the heads and Chauvelin's corpse He gathered them up and, chased by fangirls, escaped to his secret lair hidden in Chauvelin's underwear drawer and used a rubber chicken and a stick to nail them to walls and call it art. And Chauvelin was pretty art!
The dark figure didn't know that Percy was behind him, so was completely surprised when he heard, "SINK ME! You have awful taste in art! Dead bodies should wear frou-frou!" The dark figure quite agreed, then unveiled his Evil plan which involved dressing Chauvelin in Schmergo's brown dress along with frilly pink bloomers! This caused a dam in the Sahara to flood the desert, turning it into a themepark.
Percy, wearing a pink Speedo, splashed about in the desert, exclaiming "Zounds! Demmed remarkable weather patterns I be seeing."
Flashing seemed like a good idea at the time yes, but was it the right thing for a state dinner? Percy pondered this for a moment, then ran nude into the parking lot yelling VEVALA REVALTION!
Cheesewright, Chauvelin, and Aku, resurrected (through the power of nudity and Heavy metal) did the classic jaw-drop as Percy preformed an act so obscene that it defied description, involving COCONUTS, Darth Vader and cheese with purple mold.
Chauvelin shouted, "You Englishmen are so disturbing!" and tore off his clothing, diving into a vat of jelly to hide, but sadly, he forgot to plug the drain.
Plus, he was really unnattractive. Really. It's canon.
Meanwhile, Percy crashed Cheesewright's Assassins Guild meeting. Cheesewright tried to point out
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XD *stare, stare, drool, drool* so says Vammool Vamilla Vamerine Vamilstein van Vamheusen, PhD
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Post by vampirate321 on Oct 29, 2007 15:57:24 GMT -5
that the flying monkies were
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Post by Schmergo on Oct 29, 2007 17:13:49 GMT -5
Cheesewright was an assassin who liked to lick cheesey bunnys. Unfortuantely, chocolate bunnies were easier to use as butter knives.
Chauvelin was feeding his macaws when he was distracted by Cheesewright, shrieking maniacally, "HELP! I CAN'T OPEN THIS JAR OF MAYONNAISE!"
"I'll use my guillotine, then! Yay for guillotine!" he yelled. Unfortunately, Chauvelin decapitated himself, and Aku became quite sad indeed.
She and Cheesewright decided to ressurect Chauvelin using showtunes and teh power of friendship. So because Chauvelin had no friends, they went to the thrift store to buy Chauvelin some! So they went to Candy City at Springfield Mall when Chauvelin's corpse was stolen by fangirls who mistook him for Corbin Bleu. So, Aku and Cheesewright laughed their heads off.
A dark figure stumbled upon the heads and Chauvelin's corpse He gathered them up and, chased by fangirls, escaped to his secret lair hidden in Chauvelin's underwear drawer and used a rubber chicken and a stick to nail them to walls and call it art. And Chauvelin was pretty art!
The dark figure didn't know that Percy was behind him, so was completely surprised when he heard, "SINK ME! You have awful taste in art! Dead bodies should wear frou-frou!" The dark figure quite agreed, then unveiled his Evil plan which involved dressing Chauvelin in Schmergo's brown dress along with frilly pink bloomers! This caused a dam in the Sahara to flood the desert, turning it into a themepark.
Percy, wearing a pink Speedo, splashed about in the desert, exclaiming "Zounds! Demmed remarkable weather patterns I be seeing."
Flashing seemed like a good idea at the time yes, but was it the right thing for a state dinner? Percy pondered this for a moment, then ran nude into the parking lot yelling VEVALA REVALTION!
Cheesewright, Chauvelin, and Aku, resurrected (through the power of nudity and Heavy metal) did the classic jaw-drop as Percy preformed an act so obscene that it defied description, involving COCONUTS, Darth Vader and cheese with purple mold.
Chauvelin shouted, "You Englishmen are so disturbing!" and tore off his clothing, diving into a vat of jelly to hide, but sadly, he forgot to plug the drain.
Plus, he was really unnattractive. Really. It's canon.
Meanwhile, Percy crashed Cheesewright's Assassins Guild meeting. Cheesewright tried to point out that the flying monkies were more interesting than a nude
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Post by theaceofspades on Oct 29, 2007 17:28:13 GMT -5
Cheesewright was an assassin who liked to lick cheesey bunnys. Unfortuantely, chocolate bunnies were easier to use as butter knives.
Chauvelin was feeding his macaws when he was distracted by Cheesewright, shrieking maniacally, "HELP! I CAN'T OPEN THIS JAR OF MAYONNAISE!"
"I'll use my guillotine, then! Yay for guillotine!" he yelled. Unfortunately, Chauvelin decapitated himself, and Aku became quite sad indeed.
She and Cheesewright decided to ressurect Chauvelin using showtunes and teh power of friendship. So because Chauvelin had no friends, they went to the thrift store to buy Chauvelin some! So they went to Candy City at Springfield Mall when Chauvelin's corpse was stolen by fangirls who mistook him for Corbin Bleu. So, Aku and Cheesewright laughed their heads off.
A dark figure stumbled upon the heads and Chauvelin's corpse He gathered them up and, chased by fangirls, escaped to his secret lair hidden in Chauvelin's underwear drawer and used a rubber chicken and a stick to nail them to walls and call it art. And Chauvelin was pretty art!
The dark figure didn't know that Percy was behind him, so was completely surprised when he heard, "SINK ME! You have awful taste in art! Dead bodies should wear frou-frou!" The dark figure quite agreed, then unveiled his Evil plan which involved dressing Chauvelin in Schmergo's brown dress along with frilly pink bloomers! This caused a dam in the Sahara to flood the desert, turning it into a themepark.
Percy, wearing a pink Speedo, splashed about in the desert, exclaiming "Zounds! Demmed remarkable weather patterns I be seeing."
Flashing seemed like a good idea at the time yes, but was it the right thing for a state dinner? Percy pondered this for a moment, then ran nude into the parking lot yelling VEVALA REVALTION!
Cheesewright, Chauvelin, and Aku, resurrected (through the power of nudity and Heavy metal) did the classic jaw-drop as Percy preformed an act so obscene that it defied description, involving COCONUTS, Darth Vader and cheese with purple mold.
Chauvelin shouted, "You Englishmen are so disturbing!" and tore off his clothing, diving into a vat of jelly to hide, but sadly, he forgot to plug the drain.
Plus, he was really unnattractive. Really. It's canon.
Meanwhile, Percy crashed Cheesewright's Assassins Guild meeting. Cheesewright tried to point out that the flying monkies were more interesting than a nude But nay said jewlea Vonevilton
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