vampirate321
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Post by vampirate321 on Nov 1, 2007 18:52:15 GMT -5
Cheesewright was an assassin who liked to lick cheesey bunnys. Unfortuantely, chocolate bunnies were easier to use as butter knives.
Chauvelin was feeding his macaws when he was distracted by Cheesewright, shrieking maniacally, "HELP! I CAN'T OPEN THIS JAR OF MAYONNAISE!"
"I'll use my guillotine, then! Yay for guillotine!" he yelled. Unfortunately, Chauvelin decapitated himself, and Aku became quite sad indeed.
She and Cheesewright decided to ressurect Chauvelin using showtunes and teh power of friendship. So because Chauvelin had no friends, they went to the thrift store to buy Chauvelin some! So they went to Candy City at Springfield Mall when Chauvelin's corpse was stolen by fangirls who mistook him for Corbin Bleu. So, Aku and Cheesewright laughed their heads off.
A dark figure stumbled upon the heads and Chauvelin's corpse He gathered them up and, chased by fangirls, escaped to his secret lair hidden in Chauvelin's underwear drawer and used a rubber chicken and a stick to nail them to walls and call it art. And Chauvelin was pretty art!
The dark figure didn't know that Percy was behind him, so was completely surprised when he heard, "SINK ME! You have awful taste in art! Dead bodies should wear frou-frou!" The dark figure quite agreed, then unveiled his Evil plan which involved dressing Chauvelin in Schmergo's brown dress along with frilly pink bloomers! This caused a dam in the Sahara to flood the desert, turning it into a themepark.
Percy, wearing a pink Speedo, splashed about in the desert, exclaiming "Zounds! Demmed remarkable weather patterns I be seeing."
Flashing seemed like a good idea at the time yes, but was it the right thing for a state dinner? Percy pondered this for a moment, then ran nude into the parking lot yelling VEVALA REVALTION!
Cheesewright, Chauvelin, and Aku, resurrected (through the power of nudity and Heavy metal) did the classic jaw-drop as Percy preformed an act so obscene that it defied description, involving COCONUTS, Darth Vader and cheese with purple mold.
Chauvelin shouted, "You Englishmen are so disturbing!" and tore off his clothing, diving into a vat of jelly to hide, but sadly, he forgot to plug the drain.
Plus, he was really unnattractive. Really. It's canon.
Meanwhile, Percy crashed Cheesewright's Assassins Guild meeting. Cheesewright tried to point out that the flying monkies were more interesting than a nude. But "Nay," said Jewlea Vonevilton, who was an assassin. "Monkies FAR LESS AWESOME THAN NUDEST!" Percy agreed wholeheartedly, and thus, a legacy of bad grammar that stands even today (Tuesday) was established.
"I ain't lookin'!" Then they formed a band called I Ain't Lookin', named after their refusal to watch Percy's "slightly" disturbing flamingo dance. Jewlea organized the Percy Assassination Committee and Chauvelin happily joined it. They affectionally called it "Pacman," and hid in Percy's closet to play blacklisted video games involving violence to practice.
Percy was busy ruining Cheesewright's reputation as a professional cheese taster by stealing the cheesey bunnys.
"The Assassins Guild can't condone the consumption of cheesey bunnies
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Post by Schmergo on Nov 1, 2007 19:01:09 GMT -5
Cheesewright was an assassin who liked to lick cheesey bunnys. Unfortuantely, chocolate bunnies were easier to use as butter knives.
Chauvelin was feeding his macaws when he was distracted by Cheesewright, shrieking maniacally, "HELP! I CAN'T OPEN THIS JAR OF MAYONNAISE!"
"I'll use my guillotine, then! Yay for guillotine!" he yelled. Unfortunately, Chauvelin decapitated himself, and Aku became quite sad indeed.
She and Cheesewright decided to ressurect Chauvelin using showtunes and teh power of friendship. So because Chauvelin had no friends, they went to the thrift store to buy Chauvelin some! So they went to Candy City at Springfield Mall when Chauvelin's corpse was stolen by fangirls who mistook him for Corbin Bleu. So, Aku and Cheesewright laughed their heads off.
A dark figure stumbled upon the heads and Chauvelin's corpse He gathered them up and, chased by fangirls, escaped to his secret lair hidden in Chauvelin's underwear drawer and used a rubber chicken and a stick to nail them to walls and call it art. And Chauvelin was pretty art!
The dark figure didn't know that Percy was behind him, so was completely surprised when he heard, "SINK ME! You have awful taste in art! Dead bodies should wear frou-frou!" The dark figure quite agreed, then unveiled his Evil plan which involved dressing Chauvelin in Schmergo's brown dress along with frilly pink bloomers! This caused a dam in the Sahara to flood the desert, turning it into a themepark.
Percy, wearing a pink Speedo, splashed about in the desert, exclaiming "Zounds! Demmed remarkable weather patterns I be seeing."
Flashing seemed like a good idea at the time yes, but was it the right thing for a state dinner? Percy pondered this for a moment, then ran nude into the parking lot yelling VEVALA REVALTION!
Cheesewright, Chauvelin, and Aku, resurrected (through the power of nudity and Heavy metal) did the classic jaw-drop as Percy preformed an act so obscene that it defied description, involving COCONUTS, Darth Vader and cheese with purple mold.
Chauvelin shouted, "You Englishmen are so disturbing!" and tore off his clothing, diving into a vat of jelly to hide, but sadly, he forgot to plug the drain.
Plus, he was really unnattractive. Really. It's canon.
Meanwhile, Percy crashed Cheesewright's Assassins Guild meeting. Cheesewright tried to point out that the flying monkies were more interesting than a nude. But "Nay," said Jewlea Vonevilton, who was an assassin. "Monkies FAR LESS AWESOME THAN NUDEST!" Percy agreed wholeheartedly, and thus, a legacy of bad grammar that stands even today (Tuesday) was established.
"I ain't lookin'!" Then they formed a band called I Ain't Lookin', named after their refusal to watch Percy's "slightly" disturbing flamingo dance. Jewlea organized the Percy Assassination Committee and Chauvelin happily joined it. They affectionally called it "Pacman," and hid in Percy's closet to play blacklisted video games involving violence to practice.
Percy was busy ruining Cheesewright's reputation as a professional cheese taster by stealing the cheesey bunnys.
"The Assassins Guild can't condone the consumption of cheesey bunnies by non-licensed assassins, FOO'!" shouted
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vampirate321
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Aku is the First Vampirate
XD *stare, stare, drool, drool* so says Vammool Vamilla Vamerine Vamilstein van Vamheusen, PhD
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Post by vampirate321 on Nov 1, 2007 20:05:09 GMT -5
Cheesewright was an assassin who liked to lick cheesey bunnys. Unfortuantely, chocolate bunnies were easier to use as butter knives.
Chauvelin was feeding his macaws when he was distracted by Cheesewright, shrieking maniacally, "HELP! I CAN'T OPEN THIS JAR OF MAYONNAISE!"
"I'll use my guillotine, then! Yay for guillotine!" he yelled. Unfortunately, Chauvelin decapitated himself, and Aku became quite sad indeed.
She and Cheesewright decided to ressurect Chauvelin using showtunes and teh power of friendship. So because Chauvelin had no friends, they went to the thrift store to buy Chauvelin some! So they went to Candy City at Springfield Mall when Chauvelin's corpse was stolen by fangirls who mistook him for Corbin Bleu. So, Aku and Cheesewright laughed their heads off.
A dark figure stumbled upon the heads and Chauvelin's corpse He gathered them up and, chased by fangirls, escaped to his secret lair hidden in Chauvelin's underwear drawer and used a rubber chicken and a stick to nail them to walls and call it art. And Chauvelin was pretty art!
The dark figure didn't know that Percy was behind him, so was completely surprised when he heard, "SINK ME! You have awful taste in art! Dead bodies should wear frou-frou!" The dark figure quite agreed, then unveiled his Evil plan which involved dressing Chauvelin in Schmergo's brown dress along with frilly pink bloomers! This caused a dam in the Sahara to flood the desert, turning it into a themepark.
Percy, wearing a pink Speedo, splashed about in the desert, exclaiming "Zounds! Demmed remarkable weather patterns I be seeing."
Flashing seemed like a good idea at the time yes, but was it the right thing for a state dinner? Percy pondered this for a moment, then ran nude into the parking lot yelling VEVALA REVALTION!
Cheesewright, Chauvelin, and Aku, resurrected (through the power of nudity and Heavy metal) did the classic jaw-drop as Percy preformed an act so obscene that it defied description, involving COCONUTS, Darth Vader and cheese with purple mold.
Chauvelin shouted, "You Englishmen are so disturbing!" and tore off his clothing, diving into a vat of jelly to hide, but sadly, he forgot to plug the drain.
Plus, he was really unnattractive. Really. It's canon.
Meanwhile, Percy crashed Cheesewright's Assassins Guild meeting. Cheesewright tried to point out that the flying monkies were more interesting than a nude. But "Nay," said Jewlea Vonevilton, who was an assassin. "Monkies FAR LESS AWESOME THAN NUDEST!" Percy agreed wholeheartedly, and thus, a legacy of bad grammar that stands even today (Tuesday) was established.
"I ain't lookin'!" Then they formed a band called I Ain't Lookin', named after their refusal to watch Percy's "slightly" disturbing flamingo dance. Jewlea organized the Percy Assassination Committee and Chauvelin happily joined it. They affectionally called it "Pacman," and hid in Percy's closet to play blacklisted video games involving violence to practice.
Percy was busy ruining Cheesewright's reputation as a professional cheese taster by stealing the cheesey bunnys.
"The Assassins Guild can't condone the consumption of cheesey bunnies by non-licensed assassins, FOO'!" shouted Jewlea from across the hall
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Post by Kiren Brockett on Nov 2, 2007 13:48:00 GMT -5
Cheesewright was an assassin who liked to lick cheesey bunnys. Unfortuantely, chocolate bunnies were easier to use as butter knives.
Chauvelin was feeding his macaws when he was distracted by Cheesewright, shrieking maniacally, "HELP! I CAN'T OPEN THIS JAR OF MAYONNAISE!"
"I'll use my guillotine, then! Yay for guillotine!" he yelled. Unfortunately, Chauvelin decapitated himself, and Aku became quite sad indeed.
She and Cheesewright decided to ressurect Chauvelin using showtunes and teh power of friendship. So because Chauvelin had no friends, they went to the thrift store to buy Chauvelin some! So they went to Candy City at Springfield Mall when Chauvelin's corpse was stolen by fangirls who mistook him for Corbin Bleu. So, Aku and Cheesewright laughed their heads off.
A dark figure stumbled upon the heads and Chauvelin's corpse He gathered them up and, chased by fangirls, escaped to his secret lair hidden in Chauvelin's underwear drawer and used a rubber chicken and a stick to nail them to walls and call it art. And Chauvelin was pretty art!
The dark figure didn't know that Percy was behind him, so was completely surprised when he heard, "SINK ME! You have awful taste in art! Dead bodies should wear frou-frou!" The dark figure quite agreed, then unveiled his Evil plan which involved dressing Chauvelin in Schmergo's brown dress along with frilly pink bloomers! This caused a dam in the Sahara to flood the desert, turning it into a themepark.
Percy, wearing a pink Speedo, splashed about in the desert, exclaiming "Zounds! Demmed remarkable weather patterns I be seeing."
Flashing seemed like a good idea at the time yes, but was it the right thing for a state dinner? Percy pondered this for a moment, then ran nude into the parking lot yelling VEVALA REVALTION!
Cheesewright, Chauvelin, and Aku, resurrected (through the power of nudity and Heavy metal) did the classic jaw-drop as Percy preformed an act so obscene that it defied description, involving COCONUTS, Darth Vader and cheese with purple mold.
Chauvelin shouted, "You Englishmen are so disturbing!" and tore off his clothing, diving into a vat of jelly to hide, but sadly, he forgot to plug the drain.
Plus, he was really unnattractive. Really. It's canon.
Meanwhile, Percy crashed Cheesewright's Assassins Guild meeting. Cheesewright tried to point out that the flying monkies were more interesting than a nude. But "Nay," said Jewlea Vonevilton, who was an assassin. "Monkies FAR LESS AWESOME THAN NUDEST!" Percy agreed wholeheartedly, and thus, a legacy of bad grammar that stands even today (Tuesday) was established.
"I ain't lookin'!" Then they formed a band called I Ain't Lookin', named after their refusal to watch Percy's "slightly" disturbing flamingo dance. Jewlea organized the Percy Assassination Committee and Chauvelin happily joined it. They affectionally called it "Pacman," and hid in Percy's closet to play blacklisted video games involving violence to practice.
Percy was busy ruining Cheesewright's reputation as a professional cheese taster by stealing the cheesey bunnys.
"The Assassins Guild can't condone the consumption of cheesey bunnies by non-licensed assassins, FOO'!" shouted Jewlea from across the hall, causing Percy to notice that
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vampirate321
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Aku is the First Vampirate
XD *stare, stare, drool, drool* so says Vammool Vamilla Vamerine Vamilstein van Vamheusen, PhD
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Post by vampirate321 on Nov 2, 2007 13:56:39 GMT -5
Cheesewright was an assassin who liked to lick cheesey bunnys. Unfortuantely, chocolate bunnies were easier to use as butter knives.
Chauvelin was feeding his macaws when he was distracted by Cheesewright, shrieking maniacally, "HELP! I CAN'T OPEN THIS JAR OF MAYONNAISE!"
"I'll use my guillotine, then! Yay for guillotine!" he yelled. Unfortunately, Chauvelin decapitated himself, and Aku became quite sad indeed.
She and Cheesewright decided to ressurect Chauvelin using showtunes and teh power of friendship. So because Chauvelin had no friends, they went to the thrift store to buy Chauvelin some! So they went to Candy City at Springfield Mall when Chauvelin's corpse was stolen by fangirls who mistook him for Corbin Bleu. So, Aku and Cheesewright laughed their heads off.
A dark figure stumbled upon the heads and Chauvelin's corpse He gathered them up and, chased by fangirls, escaped to his secret lair hidden in Chauvelin's underwear drawer and used a rubber chicken and a stick to nail them to walls and call it art. And Chauvelin was pretty art!
The dark figure didn't know that Percy was behind him, so was completely surprised when he heard, "SINK ME! You have awful taste in art! Dead bodies should wear frou-frou!" The dark figure quite agreed, then unveiled his Evil plan which involved dressing Chauvelin in Schmergo's brown dress along with frilly pink bloomers! This caused a dam in the Sahara to flood the desert, turning it into a themepark.
Percy, wearing a pink Speedo, splashed about in the desert, exclaiming "Zounds! Demmed remarkable weather patterns I be seeing."
Flashing seemed like a good idea at the time yes, but was it the right thing for a state dinner? Percy pondered this for a moment, then ran nude into the parking lot yelling VEVALA REVALTION!
Cheesewright, Chauvelin, and Aku, resurrected (through the power of nudity and Heavy metal) did the classic jaw-drop as Percy preformed an act so obscene that it defied description, involving COCONUTS, Darth Vader and cheese with purple mold.
Chauvelin shouted, "You Englishmen are so disturbing!" and tore off his clothing, diving into a vat of jelly to hide, but sadly, he forgot to plug the drain.
Plus, he was really unnattractive. Really. It's canon.
Meanwhile, Percy crashed Cheesewright's Assassins Guild meeting. Cheesewright tried to point out that the flying monkies were more interesting than a nude. But "Nay," said Jewlea Vonevilton, who was an assassin. "Monkies FAR LESS AWESOME THAN NUDEST!" Percy agreed wholeheartedly, and thus, a legacy of bad grammar that stands even today (Tuesday) was established.
"I ain't lookin'!" Then they formed a band called I Ain't Lookin', named after their refusal to watch Percy's "slightly" disturbing flamingo dance. Jewlea organized the Percy Assassination Committee and Chauvelin happily joined it. They affectionally called it "Pacman," and hid in Percy's closet to play blacklisted video games involving violence to practice.
Percy was busy ruining Cheesewright's reputation as a professional cheese taster by stealing the cheesey bunnys.
"The Assassins Guild can't condone the consumption of cheesey bunnies by non-licensed assassins, FOO'!" shouted Jewlea from across the hall, causing Percy to notice that his shoe was untied and
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Post by Kiren Brockett on Nov 2, 2007 14:03:55 GMT -5
Cheesewright was an assassin who liked to lick cheesey bunnys. Unfortuantely, chocolate bunnies were easier to use as butter knives.
Chauvelin was feeding his macaws when he was distracted by Cheesewright, shrieking maniacally, "HELP! I CAN'T OPEN THIS JAR OF MAYONNAISE!"
"I'll use my guillotine, then! Yay for guillotine!" he yelled. Unfortunately, Chauvelin decapitated himself, and Aku became quite sad indeed.
She and Cheesewright decided to ressurect Chauvelin using showtunes and teh power of friendship. So because Chauvelin had no friends, they went to the thrift store to buy Chauvelin some! So they went to Candy City at Springfield Mall when Chauvelin's corpse was stolen by fangirls who mistook him for Corbin Bleu. So, Aku and Cheesewright laughed their heads off.
A dark figure stumbled upon the heads and Chauvelin's corpse He gathered them up and, chased by fangirls, escaped to his secret lair hidden in Chauvelin's underwear drawer and used a rubber chicken and a stick to nail them to walls and call it art. And Chauvelin was pretty art!
The dark figure didn't know that Percy was behind him, so was completely surprised when he heard, "SINK ME! You have awful taste in art! Dead bodies should wear frou-frou!" The dark figure quite agreed, then unveiled his Evil plan which involved dressing Chauvelin in Schmergo's brown dress along with frilly pink bloomers! This caused a dam in the Sahara to flood the desert, turning it into a themepark.
Percy, wearing a pink Speedo, splashed about in the desert, exclaiming "Zounds! Demmed remarkable weather patterns I be seeing."
Flashing seemed like a good idea at the time yes, but was it the right thing for a state dinner? Percy pondered this for a moment, then ran nude into the parking lot yelling VEVALA REVALTION!
Cheesewright, Chauvelin, and Aku, resurrected (through the power of nudity and Heavy metal) did the classic jaw-drop as Percy preformed an act so obscene that it defied description, involving COCONUTS, Darth Vader and cheese with purple mold.
Chauvelin shouted, "You Englishmen are so disturbing!" and tore off his clothing, diving into a vat of jelly to hide, but sadly, he forgot to plug the drain.
Plus, he was really unnattractive. Really. It's canon.
Meanwhile, Percy crashed Cheesewright's Assassins Guild meeting. Cheesewright tried to point out that the flying monkies were more interesting than a nude. But "Nay," said Jewlea Vonevilton, who was an assassin. "Monkies FAR LESS AWESOME THAN NUDEST!" Percy agreed wholeheartedly, and thus, a legacy of bad grammar that stands even today (Tuesday) was established.
"I ain't lookin'!" Then they formed a band called I Ain't Lookin', named after their refusal to watch Percy's "slightly" disturbing flamingo dance. Jewlea organized the Percy Assassination Committee and Chauvelin happily joined it. They affectionally called it "Pacman," and hid in Percy's closet to play blacklisted video games involving violence to practice.
Percy was busy ruining Cheesewright's reputation as a professional cheese taster by stealing the cheesey bunnys.
"The Assassins Guild can't condone the consumption of cheesey bunnies by non-licensed assassins, FOO'!" shouted Jewlea from across the hall, causing Percy to notice that his shoe was untied and there were assassins in the
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vampirate321
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Aku is the First Vampirate
XD *stare, stare, drool, drool* so says Vammool Vamilla Vamerine Vamilstein van Vamheusen, PhD
Posts: 991
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Post by vampirate321 on Nov 2, 2007 14:06:55 GMT -5
Cheesewright was an assassin who liked to lick cheesey bunnys. Unfortuantely, chocolate bunnies were easier to use as butter knives.
Chauvelin was feeding his macaws when he was distracted by Cheesewright, shrieking maniacally, "HELP! I CAN'T OPEN THIS JAR OF MAYONNAISE!"
"I'll use my guillotine, then! Yay for guillotine!" he yelled. Unfortunately, Chauvelin decapitated himself, and Aku became quite sad indeed.
She and Cheesewright decided to ressurect Chauvelin using showtunes and teh power of friendship. So because Chauvelin had no friends, they went to the thrift store to buy Chauvelin some! So they went to Candy City at Springfield Mall when Chauvelin's corpse was stolen by fangirls who mistook him for Corbin Bleu. So, Aku and Cheesewright laughed their heads off.
A dark figure stumbled upon the heads and Chauvelin's corpse He gathered them up and, chased by fangirls, escaped to his secret lair hidden in Chauvelin's underwear drawer and used a rubber chicken and a stick to nail them to walls and call it art. And Chauvelin was pretty art!
The dark figure didn't know that Percy was behind him, so was completely surprised when he heard, "SINK ME! You have awful taste in art! Dead bodies should wear frou-frou!" The dark figure quite agreed, then unveiled his Evil plan which involved dressing Chauvelin in Schmergo's brown dress along with frilly pink bloomers! This caused a dam in the Sahara to flood the desert, turning it into a themepark.
Percy, wearing a pink Speedo, splashed about in the desert, exclaiming "Zounds! Demmed remarkable weather patterns I be seeing."
Flashing seemed like a good idea at the time yes, but was it the right thing for a state dinner? Percy pondered this for a moment, then ran nude into the parking lot yelling VEVALA REVALTION!
Cheesewright, Chauvelin, and Aku, resurrected (through the power of nudity and Heavy metal) did the classic jaw-drop as Percy preformed an act so obscene that it defied description, involving COCONUTS, Darth Vader and cheese with purple mold.
Chauvelin shouted, "You Englishmen are so disturbing!" and tore off his clothing, diving into a vat of jelly to hide, but sadly, he forgot to plug the drain.
Plus, he was really unnattractive. Really. It's canon.
Meanwhile, Percy crashed Cheesewright's Assassins Guild meeting. Cheesewright tried to point out that the flying monkies were more interesting than a nude. But "Nay," said Jewlea Vonevilton, who was an assassin. "Monkies FAR LESS AWESOME THAN NUDEST!" Percy agreed wholeheartedly, and thus, a legacy of bad grammar that stands even today (Tuesday) was established.
"I ain't lookin'!" Then they formed a band called I Ain't Lookin', named after their refusal to watch Percy's "slightly" disturbing flamingo dance. Jewlea organized the Percy Assassination Committee and Chauvelin happily joined it. They affectionally called it "Pacman," and hid in Percy's closet to play blacklisted video games involving violence to practice.
Percy was busy ruining Cheesewright's reputation as a professional cheese taster by stealing the cheesey bunnys.
"The Assassins Guild can't condone the consumption of cheesey bunnies by non-licensed assassins, FOO'!" shouted Jewlea from across the hall, causing Percy to notice that his shoe was untied and there were assassins in the hall firing 2 warning shots into
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Schmergo
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REAL men wear frou-frou!
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Post by Schmergo on Nov 2, 2007 14:15:08 GMT -5
Cheesewright was an assassin who liked to lick cheesey bunnys. Unfortuantely, chocolate bunnies were easier to use as butter knives.
Chauvelin was feeding his macaws when he was distracted by Cheesewright, shrieking maniacally, "HELP! I CAN'T OPEN THIS JAR OF MAYONNAISE!"
"I'll use my guillotine, then! Yay for guillotine!" he yelled. Unfortunately, Chauvelin decapitated himself, and Aku became quite sad indeed.
She and Cheesewright decided to ressurect Chauvelin using showtunes and teh power of friendship. So because Chauvelin had no friends, they went to the thrift store to buy Chauvelin some! So they went to Candy City at Springfield Mall when Chauvelin's corpse was stolen by fangirls who mistook him for Corbin Bleu. So, Aku and Cheesewright laughed their heads off.
A dark figure stumbled upon the heads and Chauvelin's corpse He gathered them up and, chased by fangirls, escaped to his secret lair hidden in Chauvelin's underwear drawer and used a rubber chicken and a stick to nail them to walls and call it art. And Chauvelin was pretty art!
The dark figure didn't know that Percy was behind him, so was completely surprised when he heard, "SINK ME! You have awful taste in art! Dead bodies should wear frou-frou!" The dark figure quite agreed, then unveiled his Evil plan which involved dressing Chauvelin in Schmergo's brown dress along with frilly pink bloomers! This caused a dam in the Sahara to flood the desert, turning it into a themepark.
Percy, wearing a pink Speedo, splashed about in the desert, exclaiming "Zounds! Demmed remarkable weather patterns I be seeing."
Flashing seemed like a good idea at the time yes, but was it the right thing for a state dinner? Percy pondered this for a moment, then ran nude into the parking lot yelling VEVALA REVALTION!
Cheesewright, Chauvelin, and Aku, resurrected (through the power of nudity and Heavy metal) did the classic jaw-drop as Percy preformed an act so obscene that it defied description, involving COCONUTS, Darth Vader and cheese with purple mold.
Chauvelin shouted, "You Englishmen are so disturbing!" and tore off his clothing, diving into a vat of jelly to hide, but sadly, he forgot to plug the drain.
Plus, he was really unnattractive. Really. It's canon.
Meanwhile, Percy crashed Cheesewright's Assassins Guild meeting. Cheesewright tried to point out that the flying monkies were more interesting than a nude. But "Nay," said Jewlea Vonevilton, who was an assassin. "Monkies FAR LESS AWESOME THAN NUDEST!" Percy agreed wholeheartedly, and thus, a legacy of bad grammar that stands even today (Tuesday) was established.
"I ain't lookin'!" Then they formed a band called I Ain't Lookin', named after their refusal to watch Percy's "slightly" disturbing flamingo dance. Jewlea organized the Percy Assassination Committee and Chauvelin happily joined it. They affectionally called it "Pacman," and hid in Percy's closet to play blacklisted video games involving violence to practice.
Percy was busy ruining Cheesewright's reputation as a professional cheese taster by stealing the cheesey bunnys.
"The Assassins Guild can't condone the consumption of cheesey bunnies by non-licensed assassins, FOO'!" shouted Jewlea from across the hall, causing Percy to notice that his shoe was untied and there were assassins in the hall firing 2 warning shots into his head.
"Odd's my death!"
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vampirate321
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Aku is the First Vampirate
XD *stare, stare, drool, drool* so says Vammool Vamilla Vamerine Vamilstein van Vamheusen, PhD
Posts: 991
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Post by vampirate321 on Nov 2, 2007 14:28:25 GMT -5
Cheesewright was an assassin who liked to lick cheesey bunnys. Unfortuantely, chocolate bunnies were easier to use as butter knives.
Chauvelin was feeding his macaws when he was distracted by Cheesewright, shrieking maniacally, "HELP! I CAN'T OPEN THIS JAR OF MAYONNAISE!"
"I'll use my guillotine, then! Yay for guillotine!" he yelled. Unfortunately, Chauvelin decapitated himself, and Aku became quite sad indeed.
She and Cheesewright decided to ressurect Chauvelin using showtunes and teh power of friendship. So because Chauvelin had no friends, they went to the thrift store to buy Chauvelin some! So they went to Candy City at Springfield Mall when Chauvelin's corpse was stolen by fangirls who mistook him for Corbin Bleu. So, Aku and Cheesewright laughed their heads off.
A dark figure stumbled upon the heads and Chauvelin's corpse He gathered them up and, chased by fangirls, escaped to his secret lair hidden in Chauvelin's underwear drawer and used a rubber chicken and a stick to nail them to walls and call it art. And Chauvelin was pretty art!
The dark figure didn't know that Percy was behind him, so was completely surprised when he heard, "SINK ME! You have awful taste in art! Dead bodies should wear frou-frou!" The dark figure quite agreed, then unveiled his Evil plan which involved dressing Chauvelin in Schmergo's brown dress along with frilly pink bloomers! This caused a dam in the Sahara to flood the desert, turning it into a themepark.
Percy, wearing a pink Speedo, splashed about in the desert, exclaiming "Zounds! Demmed remarkable weather patterns I be seeing."
Flashing seemed like a good idea at the time yes, but was it the right thing for a state dinner? Percy pondered this for a moment, then ran nude into the parking lot yelling VEVALA REVALTION!
Cheesewright, Chauvelin, and Aku, resurrected (through the power of nudity and Heavy metal) did the classic jaw-drop as Percy preformed an act so obscene that it defied description, involving COCONUTS, Darth Vader and cheese with purple mold.
Chauvelin shouted, "You Englishmen are so disturbing!" and tore off his clothing, diving into a vat of jelly to hide, but sadly, he forgot to plug the drain.
Plus, he was really unnattractive. Really. It's canon.
Meanwhile, Percy crashed Cheesewright's Assassins Guild meeting. Cheesewright tried to point out that the flying monkies were more interesting than a nude. But "Nay," said Jewlea Vonevilton, who was an assassin. "Monkies FAR LESS AWESOME THAN NUDEST!" Percy agreed wholeheartedly, and thus, a legacy of bad grammar that stands even today (Tuesday) was established.
"I ain't lookin'!" Then they formed a band called I Ain't Lookin', named after their refusal to watch Percy's "slightly" disturbing flamingo dance. Jewlea organized the Percy Assassination Committee and Chauvelin happily joined it. They affectionally called it "Pacman," and hid in Percy's closet to play blacklisted video games involving violence to practice.
Percy was busy ruining Cheesewright's reputation as a professional cheese taster by stealing the cheesey bunnys.
"The Assassins Guild can't condone the consumption of cheesey bunnies by non-licensed assassins, FOO'!" shouted Jewlea from across the hall, causing Percy to notice that his shoe was untied and there were assassins in the hall firing 2 warning shots into his head.
"Odd's my death!" he said as he fell
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Post by Kiren Brockett on Nov 2, 2007 14:37:42 GMT -5
Cheesewright was an assassin who liked to lick cheesey bunnys. Unfortuantely, chocolate bunnies were easier to use as butter knives.
Chauvelin was feeding his macaws when he was distracted by Cheesewright, shrieking maniacally, "HELP! I CAN'T OPEN THIS JAR OF MAYONNAISE!"
"I'll use my guillotine, then! Yay for guillotine!" he yelled. Unfortunately, Chauvelin decapitated himself, and Aku became quite sad indeed.
She and Cheesewright decided to ressurect Chauvelin using showtunes and teh power of friendship. So because Chauvelin had no friends, they went to the thrift store to buy Chauvelin some! So they went to Candy City at Springfield Mall when Chauvelin's corpse was stolen by fangirls who mistook him for Corbin Bleu. So, Aku and Cheesewright laughed their heads off.
A dark figure stumbled upon the heads and Chauvelin's corpse He gathered them up and, chased by fangirls, escaped to his secret lair hidden in Chauvelin's underwear drawer and used a rubber chicken and a stick to nail them to walls and call it art. And Chauvelin was pretty art!
The dark figure didn't know that Percy was behind him, so was completely surprised when he heard, "SINK ME! You have awful taste in art! Dead bodies should wear frou-frou!" The dark figure quite agreed, then unveiled his Evil plan which involved dressing Chauvelin in Schmergo's brown dress along with frilly pink bloomers! This caused a dam in the Sahara to flood the desert, turning it into a themepark.
Percy, wearing a pink Speedo, splashed about in the desert, exclaiming "Zounds! Demmed remarkable weather patterns I be seeing."
Flashing seemed like a good idea at the time yes, but was it the right thing for a state dinner? Percy pondered this for a moment, then ran nude into the parking lot yelling VEVALA REVALTION!
Cheesewright, Chauvelin, and Aku, resurrected (through the power of nudity and Heavy metal) did the classic jaw-drop as Percy preformed an act so obscene that it defied description, involving COCONUTS, Darth Vader and cheese with purple mold.
Chauvelin shouted, "You Englishmen are so disturbing!" and tore off his clothing, diving into a vat of jelly to hide, but sadly, he forgot to plug the drain.
Plus, he was really unnattractive. Really. It's canon.
Meanwhile, Percy crashed Cheesewright's Assassins Guild meeting. Cheesewright tried to point out that the flying monkies were more interesting than a nude. But "Nay," said Jewlea Vonevilton, who was an assassin. "Monkies FAR LESS AWESOME THAN NUDEST!" Percy agreed wholeheartedly, and thus, a legacy of bad grammar that stands even today (Tuesday) was established.
"I ain't lookin'!" Then they formed a band called I Ain't Lookin', named after their refusal to watch Percy's "slightly" disturbing flamingo dance. Jewlea organized the Percy Assassination Committee and Chauvelin happily joined it. They affectionally called it "Pacman," and hid in Percy's closet to play blacklisted video games involving violence to practice.
Percy was busy ruining Cheesewright's reputation as a professional cheese taster by stealing the cheesey bunnys.
"The Assassins Guild can't condone the consumption of cheesey bunnies by non-licensed assassins, FOO'!" shouted Jewlea from across the hall, causing Percy to notice that his shoe was untied and there were assassins in the hall firing 2 warning shots into his head.
"Odd's my death!" he said as he fell. This made the assassins happy.
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Post by vampirate321 on Nov 2, 2007 14:40:20 GMT -5
Cheesewright was an assassin who liked to lick cheesey bunnys. Unfortuantely, chocolate bunnies were easier to use as butter knives.
Chauvelin was feeding his macaws when he was distracted by Cheesewright, shrieking maniacally, "HELP! I CAN'T OPEN THIS JAR OF MAYONNAISE!"
"I'll use my guillotine, then! Yay for guillotine!" he yelled. Unfortunately, Chauvelin decapitated himself, and Aku became quite sad indeed.
She and Cheesewright decided to ressurect Chauvelin using showtunes and teh power of friendship. So because Chauvelin had no friends, they went to the thrift store to buy Chauvelin some! So they went to Candy City at Springfield Mall when Chauvelin's corpse was stolen by fangirls who mistook him for Corbin Bleu. So, Aku and Cheesewright laughed their heads off.
A dark figure stumbled upon the heads and Chauvelin's corpse He gathered them up and, chased by fangirls, escaped to his secret lair hidden in Chauvelin's underwear drawer and used a rubber chicken and a stick to nail them to walls and call it art. And Chauvelin was pretty art!
The dark figure didn't know that Percy was behind him, so was completely surprised when he heard, "SINK ME! You have awful taste in art! Dead bodies should wear frou-frou!" The dark figure quite agreed, then unveiled his Evil plan which involved dressing Chauvelin in Schmergo's brown dress along with frilly pink bloomers! This caused a dam in the Sahara to flood the desert, turning it into a themepark.
Percy, wearing a pink Speedo, splashed about in the desert, exclaiming "Zounds! Demmed remarkable weather patterns I be seeing."
Flashing seemed like a good idea at the time yes, but was it the right thing for a state dinner? Percy pondered this for a moment, then ran nude into the parking lot yelling VEVALA REVALTION!
Cheesewright, Chauvelin, and Aku, resurrected (through the power of nudity and Heavy metal) did the classic jaw-drop as Percy preformed an act so obscene that it defied description, involving COCONUTS, Darth Vader and cheese with purple mold.
Chauvelin shouted, "You Englishmen are so disturbing!" and tore off his clothing, diving into a vat of jelly to hide, but sadly, he forgot to plug the drain.
Plus, he was really unnattractive. Really. It's canon.
Meanwhile, Percy crashed Cheesewright's Assassins Guild meeting. Cheesewright tried to point out that the flying monkies were more interesting than a nude. But "Nay," said Jewlea Vonevilton, who was an assassin. "Monkies FAR LESS AWESOME THAN NUDEST!" Percy agreed wholeheartedly, and thus, a legacy of bad grammar that stands even today (Tuesday) was established.
"I ain't lookin'!" Then they formed a band called I Ain't Lookin', named after their refusal to watch Percy's "slightly" disturbing flamingo dance. Jewlea organized the Percy Assassination Committee and Chauvelin happily joined it. They affectionally called it "Pacman," and hid in Percy's closet to play blacklisted video games involving violence to practice.
Percy was busy ruining Cheesewright's reputation as a professional cheese taster by stealing the cheesey bunnys.
"The Assassins Guild can't condone the consumption of cheesey bunnies by non-licensed assassins, FOO'!" shouted Jewlea from across the hall, causing Percy to notice that his shoe was untied and there were assassins in the hall firing 2 warning shots into his head.
"Odd's my death!" he said as he fell. This made the assassins happy. they made little happy circles.
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Post by Schmergo on Nov 2, 2007 14:44:07 GMT -5
Cheesewright was an assassin who liked to lick cheesey bunnys. Unfortuantely, chocolate bunnies were easier to use as butter knives.
Chauvelin was feeding his macaws when he was distracted by Cheesewright, shrieking maniacally, "HELP! I CAN'T OPEN THIS JAR OF MAYONNAISE!"
"I'll use my guillotine, then! Yay for guillotine!" he yelled. Unfortunately, Chauvelin decapitated himself, and Aku became quite sad indeed.
She and Cheesewright decided to ressurect Chauvelin using showtunes and teh power of friendship. So because Chauvelin had no friends, they went to the thrift store to buy Chauvelin some! So they went to Candy City at Springfield Mall when Chauvelin's corpse was stolen by fangirls who mistook him for Corbin Bleu. So, Aku and Cheesewright laughed their heads off.
A dark figure stumbled upon the heads and Chauvelin's corpse He gathered them up and, chased by fangirls, escaped to his secret lair hidden in Chauvelin's underwear drawer and used a rubber chicken and a stick to nail them to walls and call it art. And Chauvelin was pretty art!
The dark figure didn't know that Percy was behind him, so was completely surprised when he heard, "SINK ME! You have awful taste in art! Dead bodies should wear frou-frou!" The dark figure quite agreed, then unveiled his Evil plan which involved dressing Chauvelin in Schmergo's brown dress along with frilly pink bloomers! This caused a dam in the Sahara to flood the desert, turning it into a themepark.
Percy, wearing a pink Speedo, splashed about in the desert, exclaiming "Zounds! Demmed remarkable weather patterns I be seeing."
Flashing seemed like a good idea at the time yes, but was it the right thing for a state dinner? Percy pondered this for a moment, then ran nude into the parking lot yelling VEVALA REVALTION!
Cheesewright, Chauvelin, and Aku, resurrected (through the power of nudity and Heavy metal) did the classic jaw-drop as Percy preformed an act so obscene that it defied description, involving COCONUTS, Darth Vader and cheese with purple mold.
Chauvelin shouted, "You Englishmen are so disturbing!" and tore off his clothing, diving into a vat of jelly to hide, but sadly, he forgot to plug the drain.
Plus, he was really unnattractive. Really. It's canon.
Meanwhile, Percy crashed Cheesewright's Assassins Guild meeting. Cheesewright tried to point out that the flying monkies were more interesting than a nude. But "Nay," said Jewlea Vonevilton, who was an assassin. "Monkies FAR LESS AWESOME THAN NUDEST!" Percy agreed wholeheartedly, and thus, a legacy of bad grammar that stands even today (Tuesday) was established.
"I ain't lookin'!" Then they formed a band called I Ain't Lookin', named after their refusal to watch Percy's "slightly" disturbing flamingo dance. Jewlea organized the Percy Assassination Committee and Chauvelin happily joined it. They affectionally called it "Pacman," and hid in Percy's closet to play blacklisted video games involving violence to practice.
Percy was busy ruining Cheesewright's reputation as a professional cheese taster by stealing the cheesey bunnys.
"The Assassins Guild can't condone the consumption of cheesey bunnies by non-licensed assassins, FOO'!" shouted Jewlea from across the hall, causing Percy to notice that his shoe was untied and there were assassins in the hall firing 2 warning shots into his head.
"Odd's my death!" he said as he fell. This made the assassins happy. they made little happy circles and boogied down.
But suddenly,
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XD *stare, stare, drool, drool* so says Vammool Vamilla Vamerine Vamilstein van Vamheusen, PhD
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Post by vampirate321 on Nov 2, 2007 15:30:26 GMT -5
Cheesewright was an assassin who liked to lick cheesey bunnys. Unfortuantely, chocolate bunnies were easier to use as butter knives.
Chauvelin was feeding his macaws when he was distracted by Cheesewright, shrieking maniacally, "HELP! I CAN'T OPEN THIS JAR OF MAYONNAISE!"
"I'll use my guillotine, then! Yay for guillotine!" he yelled. Unfortunately, Chauvelin decapitated himself, and Aku became quite sad indeed.
She and Cheesewright decided to ressurect Chauvelin using showtunes and teh power of friendship. So because Chauvelin had no friends, they went to the thrift store to buy Chauvelin some! So they went to Candy City at Springfield Mall when Chauvelin's corpse was stolen by fangirls who mistook him for Corbin Bleu. So, Aku and Cheesewright laughed their heads off.
A dark figure stumbled upon the heads and Chauvelin's corpse He gathered them up and, chased by fangirls, escaped to his secret lair hidden in Chauvelin's underwear drawer and used a rubber chicken and a stick to nail them to walls and call it art. And Chauvelin was pretty art!
The dark figure didn't know that Percy was behind him, so was completely surprised when he heard, "SINK ME! You have awful taste in art! Dead bodies should wear frou-frou!" The dark figure quite agreed, then unveiled his Evil plan which involved dressing Chauvelin in Schmergo's brown dress along with frilly pink bloomers! This caused a dam in the Sahara to flood the desert, turning it into a themepark.
Percy, wearing a pink Speedo, splashed about in the desert, exclaiming "Zounds! Demmed remarkable weather patterns I be seeing."
Flashing seemed like a good idea at the time yes, but was it the right thing for a state dinner? Percy pondered this for a moment, then ran nude into the parking lot yelling VEVALA REVALTION!
Cheesewright, Chauvelin, and Aku, resurrected (through the power of nudity and Heavy metal) did the classic jaw-drop as Percy preformed an act so obscene that it defied description, involving COCONUTS, Darth Vader and cheese with purple mold.
Chauvelin shouted, "You Englishmen are so disturbing!" and tore off his clothing, diving into a vat of jelly to hide, but sadly, he forgot to plug the drain.
Plus, he was really unnattractive. Really. It's canon.
Meanwhile, Percy crashed Cheesewright's Assassins Guild meeting. Cheesewright tried to point out that the flying monkies were more interesting than a nude. But "Nay," said Jewlea Vonevilton, who was an assassin. "Monkies FAR LESS AWESOME THAN NUDEST!" Percy agreed wholeheartedly, and thus, a legacy of bad grammar that stands even today (Tuesday) was established.
"I ain't lookin'!" Then they formed a band called I Ain't Lookin', named after their refusal to watch Percy's "slightly" disturbing flamingo dance. Jewlea organized the Percy Assassination Committee and Chauvelin happily joined it. They affectionally called it "Pacman," and hid in Percy's closet to play blacklisted video games involving violence to practice.
Percy was busy ruining Cheesewright's reputation as a professional cheese taster by stealing the cheesey bunnys.
"The Assassins Guild can't condone the consumption of cheesey bunnies by non-licensed assassins, FOO'!" shouted Jewlea from across the hall, causing Percy to notice that his shoe was untied and there were assassins in the hall firing 2 warning shots into his head.
"Odd's my death!" he said as he fell. This made the assassins happy. they made little happy circles and boogied down.
But suddenly, Percy rose from the dead
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Post by Kiren Brockett on Nov 2, 2007 15:51:21 GMT -5
Cheesewright was an assassin who liked to lick cheesey bunnys. Unfortuantely, chocolate bunnies were easier to use as butter knives.
Chauvelin was feeding his macaws when he was distracted by Cheesewright, shrieking maniacally, "HELP! I CAN'T OPEN THIS JAR OF MAYONNAISE!"
"I'll use my guillotine, then! Yay for guillotine!" he yelled. Unfortunately, Chauvelin decapitated himself, and Aku became quite sad indeed.
She and Cheesewright decided to ressurect Chauvelin using showtunes and teh power of friendship. So because Chauvelin had no friends, they went to the thrift store to buy Chauvelin some! So they went to Candy City at Springfield Mall when Chauvelin's corpse was stolen by fangirls who mistook him for Corbin Bleu. So, Aku and Cheesewright laughed their heads off.
A dark figure stumbled upon the heads and Chauvelin's corpse He gathered them up and, chased by fangirls, escaped to his secret lair hidden in Chauvelin's underwear drawer and used a rubber chicken and a stick to nail them to walls and call it art. And Chauvelin was pretty art!
The dark figure didn't know that Percy was behind him, so was completely surprised when he heard, "SINK ME! You have awful taste in art! Dead bodies should wear frou-frou!" The dark figure quite agreed, then unveiled his Evil plan which involved dressing Chauvelin in Schmergo's brown dress along with frilly pink bloomers! This caused a dam in the Sahara to flood the desert, turning it into a themepark.
Percy, wearing a pink Speedo, splashed about in the desert, exclaiming "Zounds! Demmed remarkable weather patterns I be seeing."
Flashing seemed like a good idea at the time yes, but was it the right thing for a state dinner? Percy pondered this for a moment, then ran nude into the parking lot yelling VEVALA REVALTION!
Cheesewright, Chauvelin, and Aku, resurrected (through the power of nudity and Heavy metal) did the classic jaw-drop as Percy preformed an act so obscene that it defied description, involving COCONUTS, Darth Vader and cheese with purple mold.
Chauvelin shouted, "You Englishmen are so disturbing!" and tore off his clothing, diving into a vat of jelly to hide, but sadly, he forgot to plug the drain.
Plus, he was really unnattractive. Really. It's canon.
Meanwhile, Percy crashed Cheesewright's Assassins Guild meeting. Cheesewright tried to point out that the flying monkies were more interesting than a nude. But "Nay," said Jewlea Vonevilton, who was an assassin. "Monkies FAR LESS AWESOME THAN NUDEST!" Percy agreed wholeheartedly, and thus, a legacy of bad grammar that stands even today (Tuesday) was established.
"I ain't lookin'!" Then they formed a band called I Ain't Lookin', named after their refusal to watch Percy's "slightly" disturbing flamingo dance. Jewlea organized the Percy Assassination Committee and Chauvelin happily joined it. They affectionally called it "Pacman," and hid in Percy's closet to play blacklisted video games involving violence to practice.
Percy was busy ruining Cheesewright's reputation as a professional cheese taster by stealing the cheesey bunnys.
"The Assassins Guild can't condone the consumption of cheesey bunnies by non-licensed assassins, FOO'!" shouted Jewlea from across the hall, causing Percy to notice that his shoe was untied and there were assassins in the hall firing 2 warning shots into his head.
"Odd's my death!" he said as he fell. This made the assassins happy. they made little happy circles and boogied down.
But suddenly, Percy rose from the dead. As a hippo.
"Sink me
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REAL men wear frou-frou!
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Post by Schmergo on Nov 2, 2007 16:01:39 GMT -5
Cheesewright was an assassin who liked to lick cheesey bunnys. Unfortuantely, chocolate bunnies were easier to use as butter knives.
Chauvelin was feeding his macaws when he was distracted by Cheesewright, shrieking maniacally, "HELP! I CAN'T OPEN THIS JAR OF MAYONNAISE!"
"I'll use my guillotine, then! Yay for guillotine!" he yelled. Unfortunately, Chauvelin decapitated himself, and Aku became quite sad indeed.
She and Cheesewright decided to ressurect Chauvelin using showtunes and teh power of friendship. So because Chauvelin had no friends, they went to the thrift store to buy Chauvelin some! So they went to Candy City at Springfield Mall when Chauvelin's corpse was stolen by fangirls who mistook him for Corbin Bleu. So, Aku and Cheesewright laughed their heads off.
A dark figure stumbled upon the heads and Chauvelin's corpse He gathered them up and, chased by fangirls, escaped to his secret lair hidden in Chauvelin's underwear drawer and used a rubber chicken and a stick to nail them to walls and call it art. And Chauvelin was pretty art!
The dark figure didn't know that Percy was behind him, so was completely surprised when he heard, "SINK ME! You have awful taste in art! Dead bodies should wear frou-frou!" The dark figure quite agreed, then unveiled his Evil plan which involved dressing Chauvelin in Schmergo's brown dress along with frilly pink bloomers! This caused a dam in the Sahara to flood the desert, turning it into a themepark.
Percy, wearing a pink Speedo, splashed about in the desert, exclaiming "Zounds! Demmed remarkable weather patterns I be seeing."
Flashing seemed like a good idea at the time yes, but was it the right thing for a state dinner? Percy pondered this for a moment, then ran nude into the parking lot yelling VEVALA REVALTION!
Cheesewright, Chauvelin, and Aku, resurrected (through the power of nudity and Heavy metal) did the classic jaw-drop as Percy preformed an act so obscene that it defied description, involving COCONUTS, Darth Vader and cheese with purple mold.
Chauvelin shouted, "You Englishmen are so disturbing!" and tore off his clothing, diving into a vat of jelly to hide, but sadly, he forgot to plug the drain.
Plus, he was really unnattractive. Really. It's canon.
Meanwhile, Percy crashed Cheesewright's Assassins Guild meeting. Cheesewright tried to point out that the flying monkies were more interesting than a nude. But "Nay," said Jewlea Vonevilton, who was an assassin. "Monkies FAR LESS AWESOME THAN NUDEST!" Percy agreed wholeheartedly, and thus, a legacy of bad grammar that stands even today (Tuesday) was established.
"I ain't lookin'!" Then they formed a band called I Ain't Lookin', named after their refusal to watch Percy's "slightly" disturbing flamingo dance. Jewlea organized the Percy Assassination Committee and Chauvelin happily joined it. They affectionally called it "Pacman," and hid in Percy's closet to play blacklisted video games involving violence to practice.
Percy was busy ruining Cheesewright's reputation as a professional cheese taster by stealing the cheesey bunnys.
"The Assassins Guild can't condone the consumption of cheesey bunnies by non-licensed assassins, FOO'!" shouted Jewlea from across the hall, causing Percy to notice that his shoe was untied and there were assassins in the hall firing 2 warning shots into his head.
"Odd's my death!" he said as he fell. This made the assassins happy. they made little happy circles and boogied down.
But suddenly, Percy rose from the dead. As a hippo.
"Sink me! Now my frou-frou won't fit!
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Post by Kiren Brockett on Nov 2, 2007 16:16:17 GMT -5
Cheesewright was an assassin who liked to lick cheesey bunnys. Unfortuantely, chocolate bunnies were easier to use as butter knives.
Chauvelin was feeding his macaws when he was distracted by Cheesewright, shrieking maniacally, "HELP! I CAN'T OPEN THIS JAR OF MAYONNAISE!"
"I'll use my guillotine, then! Yay for guillotine!" he yelled. Unfortunately, Chauvelin decapitated himself, and Aku became quite sad indeed.
She and Cheesewright decided to ressurect Chauvelin using showtunes and teh power of friendship. So because Chauvelin had no friends, they went to the thrift store to buy Chauvelin some! So they went to Candy City at Springfield Mall when Chauvelin's corpse was stolen by fangirls who mistook him for Corbin Bleu. So, Aku and Cheesewright laughed their heads off.
A dark figure stumbled upon the heads and Chauvelin's corpse He gathered them up and, chased by fangirls, escaped to his secret lair hidden in Chauvelin's underwear drawer and used a rubber chicken and a stick to nail them to walls and call it art. And Chauvelin was pretty art!
The dark figure didn't know that Percy was behind him, so was completely surprised when he heard, "SINK ME! You have awful taste in art! Dead bodies should wear frou-frou!" The dark figure quite agreed, then unveiled his Evil plan which involved dressing Chauvelin in Schmergo's brown dress along with frilly pink bloomers! This caused a dam in the Sahara to flood the desert, turning it into a themepark.
Percy, wearing a pink Speedo, splashed about in the desert, exclaiming "Zounds! Demmed remarkable weather patterns I be seeing."
Flashing seemed like a good idea at the time yes, but was it the right thing for a state dinner? Percy pondered this for a moment, then ran nude into the parking lot yelling VEVALA REVALTION!
Cheesewright, Chauvelin, and Aku, resurrected (through the power of nudity and Heavy metal) did the classic jaw-drop as Percy preformed an act so obscene that it defied description, involving COCONUTS, Darth Vader and cheese with purple mold.
Chauvelin shouted, "You Englishmen are so disturbing!" and tore off his clothing, diving into a vat of jelly to hide, but sadly, he forgot to plug the drain.
Plus, he was really unnattractive. Really. It's canon.
Meanwhile, Percy crashed Cheesewright's Assassins Guild meeting. Cheesewright tried to point out that the flying monkies were more interesting than a nude. But "Nay," said Jewlea Vonevilton, who was an assassin. "Monkies FAR LESS AWESOME THAN NUDEST!" Percy agreed wholeheartedly, and thus, a legacy of bad grammar that stands even today (Tuesday) was established.
"I ain't lookin'!" Then they formed a band called I Ain't Lookin', named after their refusal to watch Percy's "slightly" disturbing flamingo dance. Jewlea organized the Percy Assassination Committee and Chauvelin happily joined it. They affectionally called it "Pacman," and hid in Percy's closet to play blacklisted video games involving violence to practice.
Percy was busy ruining Cheesewright's reputation as a professional cheese taster by stealing the cheesey bunnys.
"The Assassins Guild can't condone the consumption of cheesey bunnies by non-licensed assassins, FOO'!" shouted Jewlea from across the hall, causing Percy to notice that his shoe was untied and there were assassins in the hall firing 2 warning shots into his head.
"Odd's my death!" he said as he fell. This made the assassins happy. They made little happy circles and boogied down.
But suddenly, Percy rose from the dead. As a hippo.
"Sink me! Now my frou-frou won't fit!"
Chauvelin laughed at his sorrow. Cheesewright
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XD *stare, stare, drool, drool* so says Vammool Vamilla Vamerine Vamilstein van Vamheusen, PhD
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Post by vampirate321 on Nov 2, 2007 16:20:57 GMT -5
Cheesewright was an assassin who liked to lick cheesey bunnys. Unfortuantely, chocolate bunnies were easier to use as butter knives.
Chauvelin was feeding his macaws when he was distracted by Cheesewright, shrieking maniacally, "HELP! I CAN'T OPEN THIS JAR OF MAYONNAISE!"
"I'll use my guillotine, then! Yay for guillotine!" he yelled. Unfortunately, Chauvelin decapitated himself, and Aku became quite sad indeed.
She and Cheesewright decided to ressurect Chauvelin using showtunes and teh power of friendship. So because Chauvelin had no friends, they went to the thrift store to buy Chauvelin some! So they went to Candy City at Springfield Mall when Chauvelin's corpse was stolen by fangirls who mistook him for Corbin Bleu. So, Aku and Cheesewright laughed their heads off.
A dark figure stumbled upon the heads and Chauvelin's corpse He gathered them up and, chased by fangirls, escaped to his secret lair hidden in Chauvelin's underwear drawer and used a rubber chicken and a stick to nail them to walls and call it art. And Chauvelin was pretty art!
The dark figure didn't know that Percy was behind him, so was completely surprised when he heard, "SINK ME! You have awful taste in art! Dead bodies should wear frou-frou!" The dark figure quite agreed, then unveiled his Evil plan which involved dressing Chauvelin in Schmergo's brown dress along with frilly pink bloomers! This caused a dam in the Sahara to flood the desert, turning it into a themepark.
Percy, wearing a pink Speedo, splashed about in the desert, exclaiming "Zounds! Demmed remarkable weather patterns I be seeing."
Flashing seemed like a good idea at the time yes, but was it the right thing for a state dinner? Percy pondered this for a moment, then ran nude into the parking lot yelling VEVALA REVALTION!
Cheesewright, Chauvelin, and Aku, resurrected (through the power of nudity and Heavy metal) did the classic jaw-drop as Percy preformed an act so obscene that it defied description, involving COCONUTS, Darth Vader and cheese with purple mold.
Chauvelin shouted, "You Englishmen are so disturbing!" and tore off his clothing, diving into a vat of jelly to hide, but sadly, he forgot to plug the drain.
Plus, he was really unnattractive. Really. It's canon.
Meanwhile, Percy crashed Cheesewright's Assassins Guild meeting. Cheesewright tried to point out that the flying monkies were more interesting than a nude. But "Nay," said Jewlea Vonevilton, who was an assassin. "Monkies FAR LESS AWESOME THAN NUDEST!" Percy agreed wholeheartedly, and thus, a legacy of bad grammar that stands even today (Tuesday) was established.
"I ain't lookin'!" Then they formed a band called I Ain't Lookin', named after their refusal to watch Percy's "slightly" disturbing flamingo dance. Jewlea organized the Percy Assassination Committee and Chauvelin happily joined it. They affectionally called it "Pacman," and hid in Percy's closet to play blacklisted video games involving violence to practice.
Percy was busy ruining Cheesewright's reputation as a professional cheese taster by stealing the cheesey bunnys.
"The Assassins Guild can't condone the consumption of cheesey bunnies by non-licensed assassins, FOO'!" shouted Jewlea from across the hall, causing Percy to notice that his shoe was untied and there were assassins in the hall firing 2 warning shots into his head.
"Odd's my death!" he said as he fell. This made the assassins happy. They made little happy circles and boogied down.
But suddenly, Percy rose from the dead. As a hippo.
"Sink me! Now my frou-frou won't fit!"
Chauvelin laughed at his sorrow. Cheesewright just staired absently out the
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Post by Schmergo on Nov 2, 2007 16:38:06 GMT -5
Cheesewright was an assassin who liked to lick cheesey bunnys. Unfortuantely, chocolate bunnies were easier to use as butter knives.
Chauvelin was feeding his macaws when he was distracted by Cheesewright, shrieking maniacally, "HELP! I CAN'T OPEN THIS JAR OF MAYONNAISE!"
"I'll use my guillotine, then! Yay for guillotine!" he yelled. Unfortunately, Chauvelin decapitated himself, and Aku became quite sad indeed.
She and Cheesewright decided to ressurect Chauvelin using showtunes and teh power of friendship. So because Chauvelin had no friends, they went to the thrift store to buy Chauvelin some! So they went to Candy City at Springfield Mall when Chauvelin's corpse was stolen by fangirls who mistook him for Corbin Bleu. So, Aku and Cheesewright laughed their heads off.
A dark figure stumbled upon the heads and Chauvelin's corpse He gathered them up and, chased by fangirls, escaped to his secret lair hidden in Chauvelin's underwear drawer and used a rubber chicken and a stick to nail them to walls and call it art. And Chauvelin was pretty art!
The dark figure didn't know that Percy was behind him, so was completely surprised when he heard, "SINK ME! You have awful taste in art! Dead bodies should wear frou-frou!" The dark figure quite agreed, then unveiled his Evil plan which involved dressing Chauvelin in Schmergo's brown dress along with frilly pink bloomers! This caused a dam in the Sahara to flood the desert, turning it into a themepark.
Percy, wearing a pink Speedo, splashed about in the desert, exclaiming "Zounds! Demmed remarkable weather patterns I be seeing."
Flashing seemed like a good idea at the time yes, but was it the right thing for a state dinner? Percy pondered this for a moment, then ran nude into the parking lot yelling VEVALA REVALTION!
Cheesewright, Chauvelin, and Aku, resurrected (through the power of nudity and Heavy metal) did the classic jaw-drop as Percy preformed an act so obscene that it defied description, involving COCONUTS, Darth Vader and cheese with purple mold.
Chauvelin shouted, "You Englishmen are so disturbing!" and tore off his clothing, diving into a vat of jelly to hide, but sadly, he forgot to plug the drain.
Plus, he was really unnattractive. Really. It's canon.
Meanwhile, Percy crashed Cheesewright's Assassins Guild meeting. Cheesewright tried to point out that the flying monkies were more interesting than a nude. But "Nay," said Jewlea Vonevilton, who was an assassin. "Monkies FAR LESS AWESOME THAN NUDEST!" Percy agreed wholeheartedly, and thus, a legacy of bad grammar that stands even today (Tuesday) was established.
"I ain't lookin'!" Then they formed a band called I Ain't Lookin', named after their refusal to watch Percy's "slightly" disturbing flamingo dance. Jewlea organized the Percy Assassination Committee and Chauvelin happily joined it. They affectionally called it "Pacman," and hid in Percy's closet to play blacklisted video games involving violence to practice.
Percy was busy ruining Cheesewright's reputation as a professional cheese taster by stealing the cheesey bunnys.
"The Assassins Guild can't condone the consumption of cheesey bunnies by non-licensed assassins, FOO'!" shouted Jewlea from across the hall, causing Percy to notice that his shoe was untied and there were assassins in the hall firing 2 warning shots into his head.
"Odd's my death!" he said as he fell. This made the assassins happy. They made little happy circles and boogied down.
But suddenly, Percy rose from the dead. As a hippo.
"Sink me! Now my frou-frou won't fit!"
Chauvelin laughed at his sorrow. Cheesewright just staired absently out the window, sharpening his machete. Next
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Post by vampirate321 on Nov 2, 2007 16:51:12 GMT -5
Cheesewright was an assassin who liked to lick cheesey bunnys. Unfortuantely, chocolate bunnies were easier to use as butter knives.
Chauvelin was feeding his macaws when he was distracted by Cheesewright, shrieking maniacally, "HELP! I CAN'T OPEN THIS JAR OF MAYONNAISE!"
"I'll use my guillotine, then! Yay for guillotine!" he yelled. Unfortunately, Chauvelin decapitated himself, and Aku became quite sad indeed.
She and Cheesewright decided to ressurect Chauvelin using showtunes and teh power of friendship. So because Chauvelin had no friends, they went to the thrift store to buy Chauvelin some! So they went to Candy City at Springfield Mall when Chauvelin's corpse was stolen by fangirls who mistook him for Corbin Bleu. So, Aku and Cheesewright laughed their heads off.
A dark figure stumbled upon the heads and Chauvelin's corpse He gathered them up and, chased by fangirls, escaped to his secret lair hidden in Chauvelin's underwear drawer and used a rubber chicken and a stick to nail them to walls and call it art. And Chauvelin was pretty art!
The dark figure didn't know that Percy was behind him, so was completely surprised when he heard, "SINK ME! You have awful taste in art! Dead bodies should wear frou-frou!" The dark figure quite agreed, then unveiled his Evil plan which involved dressing Chauvelin in Schmergo's brown dress along with frilly pink bloomers! This caused a dam in the Sahara to flood the desert, turning it into a themepark.
Percy, wearing a pink Speedo, splashed about in the desert, exclaiming "Zounds! Demmed remarkable weather patterns I be seeing."
Flashing seemed like a good idea at the time yes, but was it the right thing for a state dinner? Percy pondered this for a moment, then ran nude into the parking lot yelling VEVALA REVALTION!
Cheesewright, Chauvelin, and Aku, resurrected (through the power of nudity and Heavy metal) did the classic jaw-drop as Percy preformed an act so obscene that it defied description, involving COCONUTS, Darth Vader and cheese with purple mold.
Chauvelin shouted, "You Englishmen are so disturbing!" and tore off his clothing, diving into a vat of jelly to hide, but sadly, he forgot to plug the drain.
Plus, he was really unnattractive. Really. It's canon.
Meanwhile, Percy crashed Cheesewright's Assassins Guild meeting. Cheesewright tried to point out that the flying monkies were more interesting than a nude. But "Nay," said Jewlea Vonevilton, who was an assassin. "Monkies FAR LESS AWESOME THAN NUDEST!" Percy agreed wholeheartedly, and thus, a legacy of bad grammar that stands even today (Tuesday) was established.
"I ain't lookin'!" Then they formed a band called I Ain't Lookin', named after their refusal to watch Percy's "slightly" disturbing flamingo dance. Jewlea organized the Percy Assassination Committee and Chauvelin happily joined it. They affectionally called it "Pacman," and hid in Percy's closet to play blacklisted video games involving violence to practice.
Percy was busy ruining Cheesewright's reputation as a professional cheese taster by stealing the cheesey bunnys.
"The Assassins Guild can't condone the consumption of cheesey bunnies by non-licensed assassins, FOO'!" shouted Jewlea from across the hall, causing Percy to notice that his shoe was untied and there were assassins in the hall firing 2 warning shots into his head.
"Odd's my death!" he said as he fell. This made the assassins happy. They made little happy circles and boogied down.
But suddenly, Percy rose from the dead. As a hippo.
"Sink me! Now my frou-frou won't fit!"
Chauvelin laughed at his sorrow. Cheesewright just staired absently out the window, sharpening his machete. Next he lifted his machete to
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Post by Schmergo on Nov 2, 2007 18:21:23 GMT -5
Cheesewright was an assassin who liked to lick cheesey bunnys. Unfortuantely, chocolate bunnies were easier to use as butter knives.
Chauvelin was feeding his macaws when he was distracted by Cheesewright, shrieking maniacally, "HELP! I CAN'T OPEN THIS JAR OF MAYONNAISE!"
"I'll use my guillotine, then! Yay for guillotine!" he yelled. Unfortunately, Chauvelin decapitated himself, and Aku became quite sad indeed.
She and Cheesewright decided to ressurect Chauvelin using showtunes and teh power of friendship. So because Chauvelin had no friends, they went to the thrift store to buy Chauvelin some! So they went to Candy City at Springfield Mall when Chauvelin's corpse was stolen by fangirls who mistook him for Corbin Bleu. So, Aku and Cheesewright laughed their heads off.
A dark figure stumbled upon the heads and Chauvelin's corpse He gathered them up and, chased by fangirls, escaped to his secret lair hidden in Chauvelin's underwear drawer and used a rubber chicken and a stick to nail them to walls and call it art. And Chauvelin was pretty art!
The dark figure didn't know that Percy was behind him, so was completely surprised when he heard, "SINK ME! You have awful taste in art! Dead bodies should wear frou-frou!" The dark figure quite agreed, then unveiled his Evil plan which involved dressing Chauvelin in Schmergo's brown dress along with frilly pink bloomers! This caused a dam in the Sahara to flood the desert, turning it into a themepark.
Percy, wearing a pink Speedo, splashed about in the desert, exclaiming "Zounds! Demmed remarkable weather patterns I be seeing."
Flashing seemed like a good idea at the time yes, but was it the right thing for a state dinner? Percy pondered this for a moment, then ran nude into the parking lot yelling VEVALA REVALTION!
Cheesewright, Chauvelin, and Aku, resurrected (through the power of nudity and Heavy metal) did the classic jaw-drop as Percy preformed an act so obscene that it defied description, involving COCONUTS, Darth Vader and cheese with purple mold.
Chauvelin shouted, "You Englishmen are so disturbing!" and tore off his clothing, diving into a vat of jelly to hide, but sadly, he forgot to plug the drain.
Plus, he was really unnattractive. Really. It's canon.
Meanwhile, Percy crashed Cheesewright's Assassins Guild meeting. Cheesewright tried to point out that the flying monkies were more interesting than a nude. But "Nay," said Jewlea Vonevilton, who was an assassin. "Monkies FAR LESS AWESOME THAN NUDEST!" Percy agreed wholeheartedly, and thus, a legacy of bad grammar that stands even today (Tuesday) was established.
"I ain't lookin'!" Then they formed a band called I Ain't Lookin', named after their refusal to watch Percy's "slightly" disturbing flamingo dance. Jewlea organized the Percy Assassination Committee and Chauvelin happily joined it. They affectionally called it "Pacman," and hid in Percy's closet to play blacklisted video games involving violence to practice.
Percy was busy ruining Cheesewright's reputation as a professional cheese taster by stealing the cheesey bunnys.
"The Assassins Guild can't condone the consumption of cheesey bunnies by non-licensed assassins, FOO'!" shouted Jewlea from across the hall, causing Percy to notice that his shoe was untied and there were assassins in the hall firing 2 warning shots into his head.
"Odd's my death!" he said as he fell. This made the assassins happy. They made little happy circles and boogied down.
But suddenly, Percy rose from the dead. As a hippo.
"Sink me! Now my frou-frou won't fit!"
Chauvelin laughed at his sorrow. Cheesewright just staired absently out the window, sharpening his machete. Next he lifted his machete to kill Hippo!Percy, but his thick
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