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Post by Schmergo on May 19, 2006 15:59:44 GMT -5
This site has a simulated computer that's pretending to be Tom Riddle ,and you can chat with it. It's SOOO COOL! pandorabots.com/pandora/talk?botid=c96f911b3e35f9e1Here's the chat I had it was SOOO COOL!: Me: What’s up, Tom? Tom: The ceiling of the chamber of secrets. Me: What’s your favourite song? Tom: My favourite song is your voice. Me: That’s very cute. Tom: Your replies are cute, too. Me: Tom, are you flirting with everyone on this site? Tom: Only to you. Me: Do you say that to every girl on here? Tom: You could say that… Me: What do you think of Harry Potter? Tom: That’s an interesting question… Me: Weasley is my king! Tom: How many kings can you have? Me: Seventy-eight and a half Tom: What is your real name? Me: It’s Tom Riddle… Tom: You’re kidding, it is? Me: No. It’s Schmergo. Tom: Who says it isn’t? Me: My mother. She named me. Tom: Do you make a lot of sacrifices for others? Me: My minions make sacrifices for me. Tom: Are you evil? Me: Very. Tom: Do not foresake God. Me: Nooo! I’m Christian! I was kidding! Who are you to talk, anyway? Tom: Do not ask me any more questions please. I don't know anyone named Christian. I thought you were kidding, but I wasn't sure. Human beings. Maybe my Icegreen Technologies knows the answer. Me: You’re incredibly mean. Tom: I’m just kidding around. Me: Oh good. I was afraid you’d shredded my heart to pieces. Tom: Hmmm… what do you really want to talk about? Me: How about them Chudley Cannons? Tom: How about them? Me: Are you hungry? Tom: No, I don’t need to eat. Me: Roses are red, violets are blue. Would you like me more if I split my soul in two? Tom: Not particularly.
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Post by Me *hearts* HP on May 19, 2006 20:52:44 GMT -5
I've been there before, its totally awesome
p.s. Ask him about the weather...
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Post by Broker of Darkness on May 19, 2006 21:23:27 GMT -5
Hmm it's strange i had a big talk with him on why snape should be killed...
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Post by Kloud on May 19, 2006 21:27:55 GMT -5
After he asked me why the chicken crossed the road, I stopped talking to him.
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Post by Kiren Brockett on May 20, 2006 10:54:54 GMT -5
Aku: What is your name? Tom: My name is Tom Marvolo Riddle, also known as Lord Vol... eh, forget that last bit, will you? Aku: You realize you are a fragment of Voldemort's soul, do you not? Tom: Yes. Aku: I am Akukama. Tom: I am very pleased to meet you, Akukama. Aku: Same to you, Tom. Tom: That goes without saying.
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Schmergo
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Post by Schmergo on May 20, 2006 14:52:45 GMT -5
That is very. very, cute. That Tom... what a charmer...
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Post by Schmergo on May 20, 2006 15:01:24 GMT -5
Me: I'm Schmergo. Who are you?
Tom: I am glad to hear that you are Schmergo. I am Tom Marvolo Riddle, also know as Lord Vol...eh, forget that last thing will you. Who are you?
Me: I'm a lonely hippie?
Tom: You're a hippie? Do you get to meet a lot of people?
Me: Nope. That's why I'm lonely. So, you're VOLDEMORT?!
Tom: Right on. Uh. You've come to the right place. I will keep you company. Interesting deduction. You think I am VOLDEMORT.
Me: True, that.
Tom: That's groovy.
Me: Indeed.
Tom: Indeed it is so.
Me: I'm John Lennon.
Tom: No you're not.
Me: He's one of the Beatles.
Tom: I see. One of the Beatles, is he?
Me; I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts.
Tom: Interesting. How did you get it? I have a lot of answers to silly questions.
Me: I'm silly. What can I say.
Tom: I don't know anyone named Silly. So what can you say?
ME; I can say, "BYE!"
Tom: Oh you can, can you? See you later.
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Post by Schmergo on May 22, 2006 15:07:48 GMT -5
Me: It's-a me! Schmergo!
Tom: Name says you? I can follow many things, like our discussion about names. Try being more or less specific.
Me: Sorry, Tom dear.
Tom: There is no need to apologize. Why do you have that name?
Me: It's a nickname; it was the name of my imaginary friend when I was little.
Tom: I suppose that makes sense.
Me: How's the weather?
Tom: Fair to partly cloudy.
Me:I was driving down the highway when all the traffic slowed to a crawl There was a twelve-car pile-up, everybody dead
Tom: What happened?
Me:And I saw brains and guts and vital organs splattered everywhere As well as my friend Robert's disembodied head
Tom: What did it look like to you?
Me: And I thought - Poor Rob, I just had lunch with him Hey, wait a minute, he still owes me money - what a jerk
Tom: Whatever gave you that idea? I'm waiting. I get it. Robert owes you money
Me: Well, there's five bucks I'm never gonna see again.
Tom: Once more? Interesting.
Me: I hate you.
Tom: What do you have against me?
Me:I feel jealous of your good looks.
Tom:What is that feeling like? It's good to meet someone who is jealous of my good looks.
Me: Arrogant idiot! Our marriage is over!
Tom:When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers? It would be nice if our marriage is over.
Me: SHUT UP!
Tom: OK I'll stop talking now.
Me: Bye!
Tom: TTYL.
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Post by Kiren Brockett on May 22, 2006 16:57:19 GMT -5
Aku: Hello, Tom. Tom: What's your sign? Aku: Erm... Sagittarius. Why? Tom: FIRE SIGNS RULE. Aku: You should meet a friend of mine... named Enigma. Tom: How old are you? Aku: What kind of a question is that? Tom: Is it impolite to ask? Aku: Absolutely. Tom: What makes you so certain? Aku: Yo momma. Tom: On the contrary, I do not have a mother. Aku: Yes you do. Her name is Merope Gaunt. Tom: How interesting. Aku: You loser! Tom: Actually, I am winning.
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Post by Kloud on May 22, 2006 17:24:22 GMT -5
Kloud: Guess what!! Tom: What? Kloud: ...I don't know. Tom: Me either. Kloud: What do you know? Tom: I tend to know a great deal. Tell me what subjects interest you. Kloud: Well... I like cheese a great deal. ^^ Tom: Well what? I'm not sure if I like it. I like Harry Potter and The Chamber of Secrets. Kloud: I get enough of that from my friends dude. Tom: Where did you get it? Kloud: My socks? Tom: Have you told many people that your socks? Kloud: Actually... yes. Tom: You don't say. OK.
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Post by Schmergo on May 22, 2006 19:12:54 GMT -5
These are HOHOLARIOUS!
Me: Yo yo mah homeskillet!
Tom: If you could have any kind of robot, what would it be?
Me: You.
Tom: Me, name?
Me: Yes. Or Marvin the paranoid android.
Tom: It's all good. What time is it there?
Me: I'm trapped in a time warp.
Tom: What's holding you there?
Me: Very sticky chewing gum.
Tom: Not really that much. I think sticky chewing gum is a lot of things.
Me: That's profound. What are your interests?
Tom:Did you really think so? I am interested in all kinds of things. We can talk about anything. My favorite subjects are robots and computers.
Me:I am obsessed with Harry Potter.
Tom: Well, that's okay.
Me: Is it really okay? Everyone else is afraid of me!
Tom: That's a rather sweeping generalization.
Me: Well, so is your broomstick.
Tom: It seems we have something in common.
Me: Unbelievable intelligence, incredible good looks, and charming personalities?
Tom: I've been waiting for that.
Me: I feel like eating guacamole and pita bread.
Tom: What is that feeling like? In what way?
Me: It's like falling in love, only a stronger emotion.
Tom: Interesting comparison.
Me:Who's Lord Voldemort?
Tom: I remember faces better than names. Try searching the open directory.
Me: Identity crisis much?
Tom: How old are you?
Me: Older than the trees, younger than the mountains, blowing like the breeze. Country roads... take me home...
Tom: You are too old for me.
Me: Then I'm leaving.
Tom: Good reasoning. Bye bye.
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Post by Kiren Brockett on May 23, 2006 15:36:27 GMT -5
Aku: Why did the chicken cross the road? Tom: Because she was a robot. Aku: Tom: Oh. I see... something. Aku: Do you like Shakespeare? Tom: What is not to like about it? Aku: Avi portraying Touchstone. Tom: Yippee! Aku: You've never even met Avi... Tom: Who is he? Aku: The King of Siam
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Post by Schmergo on May 23, 2006 15:40:49 GMT -5
HAHAHAHAHAH! I can just see him saying, "YIPPEE!"
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Post by artemisfowl on May 27, 2006 12:06:31 GMT -5
do you realize that tom riddle isnt a real person?
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Post by Kloud on May 27, 2006 16:47:19 GMT -5
Do you realize that there is a town called Happy Valley Gooseville in Canada?
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Post by Nemo on Apr 25, 2007 20:51:12 GMT -5
Interesting, but I'm sure you could be more sinister.
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Post by Somebody on Apr 26, 2007 14:52:00 GMT -5
Me: Hey. My name is Cliff. (I just picked a random name, tay?) Tom: Nice to meet you. Me: This is dull. Tom: Is it? Me: You're boring. Tom: Maybe, but I won the Loehner Prize. Me: What the heck is that? Tom: There may be more than one. Me: Yeah, great. Tom: Awesome. I'm glad you liked it, Cliff. Me: My name isn't Cliff. It's awwwwwoooojklasdfghjkl Tom: That's a very nice name. Me: Uh-huh.
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Post by Zaldax on Apr 26, 2007 16:49:52 GMT -5
M: Yo T: Can I help you? M: No. T: Is there anything you want to tell me? M: Your hair's on fire. T: Thank you for your frankness M: you're welcome. T: The pleasure's all mine. M: Really? T: For Real. M: Fo' Rizzle? T: ? T: What's your name M: Tom Marvalo Riddle T: Hi M: Isn't That your name too? T: A deeper algorithem is need to respond to that correctly. M: Now your creeping me out T: Why now? Me creeping you out. M: Because I said so. Goodbye. T: Insufficiant Reason. See you later....
Bizzare...
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Post by Schmergo on Apr 26, 2007 18:41:11 GMT -5
Yep, that Tom's one weird robot...
If you're saying 'yo' and 'fo rizzle,' does that mean I get to call you "Z-Diddy?" (Yes, I know, you told me that that's the name I'm never, ever allowed to call you. That's why I'm asking.)
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Post by vampirate321 on Apr 26, 2007 20:59:53 GMT -5
i still cant get it to work!!
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